You're walking and Obama and his team approach you, he wants to shake your hand

You're walking and Obama and his team approach you, he wants to shake your hand.
What do you say?

I-it's an honor to meet you President Obama, heh...heh.

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Literally everyone here would smile meekly and shake his hand (wimpily).

Because literally everyone here but me is a fucking pussy bitch.

Y-you too

Heh, nothin personal

*teleports away*

Shake this, nigger!

what would you do user?

I do pic related

I would ask him what he thinks of making a drone with a dial on it that included the option of "Yemen family wedding" and a paint scheme with his head on the nose, and a nobel peace prize livery.

I keep walking

Fuck yo mum nigga

Smile meekly and shake his hand. He's grandstanding on Sup Forums, he's not a badass.

Smiling like a normal fucking person and shaking his hand is actually the right answer, though. Like or dislike his policies, he's not a nazi. Showing a little respect for the highest elected office in the land doesn't imply you agree with what he's done, it just means you're not a fucking autist.

anyone got that gif of dave chappelle walking through the club pushing away that bitch out the way with his hand on her face. id do that.

I say your lucky I don't fuck your little nigger girls in their dirty rose watered assholes, nigger.

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what's wrong with nigger girls?

I'd say sup muh nigga? How's the pham?

say "i knew all those hours of endless fapping to 2d would pay off one day..." and extend my hand

Their hair and feet are disgusting.

Obama, i'm CIA.

Bestiality is wrong, Bong

He's an elected president, even if you dont respect the man, you have to respect the title

Just wash your hands afterward

Turn 360° and offer him a beej

"No"
>Do a 360 and walk away

Just about everything about them is nasty. The smell, face, teeth, hair, attitude, weight, and much more

Ask him if he wants to continue this discussion over some KFC.

You're a cuck faggot. Fuck Obama the warmonger. I dont have to respect that nigger piece of shit and if I ever see him, I'll tell him that I despise him. Fucking volcano nigger.

>not liking chocolate feet
>being homosexual

I'd get on the floor and bow to him.

Tell him he stinks.

I bet you'd sweat

Many people are stupid, and history will validate your actions.

"F-fuck you n-nigger! I despise you and your policies!"
Big guy

Fucking chocolate feet gtfo my board you disgusting nigger loving piece of shit

Show me a picture of your "wife" pregnant with or holding one of her two children in the hospital or as new borns, you swarmy looking blue gummed socialist Muslim nigger monkey.

>muh stormfront

>psst hey, you know about international banking cabals
>can you get me in one? I'm 1/156 Jewish

I am going to find you. Then I am going to kill you.

Obama's the sweater. Have you seen the guy?

Shake his hand.

Disagreeing with him doesn't mean you should act like a nigger and forgo common courtesy. That's what separates us from leftist hyneas

>displaying courtesy to a literal traitor to the states and the constitution

"Sup bro" and shake his hands because I'm not a turbo aspie.

so sperging out is the right way?

No, shooting or hanging them is usually the correct decision.

What you collecting handshakes for?
Listen to his attempt to answer.
walk away disinterested.
> Self important cunt

I would literally cause his head to explode with my mind powers.

Lol, defending and upholding honor is now sperging out to britcucks. This is why your country is a caliphate now, faggot.

>anxious user goes to pull out gun
>pulls out spaghetti
>slips over and cries

You're just being edgy. We all know you'd stutter and shake his hand and act respectful, then shitpost on Sup Forums about how the nigger touched you.

Why did you have such a strong stance against Ghaddafi with heavy intervention but such a weak one when it came to ISIS taking over half of Iraq?

no, you can get across everything necessary to him through conversation, not shouting and lunacy

Nice projection, cuck.

Who said anything about shouting or lunacy, Ahmed?

I'd say 95% of Sup Forums would be anxious around him

ITT : anons getting beaten up by secret service.

>seriously just shake his hand and ask if he wants to get something to eat to discuss the situation... Like Civilized Men.

I'd say about 95% of your asshole has been full of cock.

what if I told him "up yours nigger"

Good job Mr. President. The only thing I did not like is Obama care.

a little courtesy wouldn't hurt, he won't listen to you at all if you just say everything straight up

Presidents and FORMER Presidents get secret service protection for life.

>You'd get your ass kicked.

I know he wouldn't listen, so why would I talk to that piece of shit at all?

I'm doubling you. Ahmed seems to like his shitskin bro.

Give him the telling look that I'm very dissatisfied but I will show respect for his position

Gangsta shit u punk ass bitch

I don't, I'm just saying acting embarrassing won't get anything done

Because the Hypothetical situation suggests you have been approached by him for business and you can both make money and or get some situation sorted out he has to listen to you because he wants something.

>he has to listen to you after all he approached you not the other way around.

It's legal nigger

>YOUR THE HERO OF THE GOYUM!

>THIS IS TRULY AN HONOUR

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>You're walking and Obama and his team approach you
>the Hypothetical situation suggests you have been approached by him for business and you can both make money and or get some situation sorted out he has to listen to you because he wants something.
Literally fucking where did you get this idea?

I shake his hand, snap a selfie, and parade it on social media so all my lefty friends think more highly of me.

you bender

So is the President black bagging you.

Its common amongst civilized people.

>obama making random business deals with citizens
is this how they do your politics over there in prison island?

Stfu port Arthur fuck ass we can do that here

>prison island
>civilized people

Oh, sorry I am not a Pleb, Sorry for your situation.

So can we ? Remind me to deport prepbull back to Israel next year.

You are aware that the """CONVICTS""" they sent over where the royal family and aristocrats yeah?

>Forgetting we used to kill violent criminals.

No you cannot.

I don't think you know what you're talking about mang

Porth arthur? Fuck port arthur.

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WAZ

unlike the nigs we are bringing it back.

Shake his hand
We dont hate niggers in Turkey

Shake his hand and follow up with:
Please put the country before your legacy, Mister President.

EARLS AN SHIET

I call him for what he is a child killing Kenyan Muslim then swiftly knock out all his men and parkour tf out of there

you can go back to the plantation.

Hello, Mr. President, great to meet you!

You can't leave yours.

>forklift driver

I'd shake his hand because he's still the president.

Then I'd go home and wash them profusely like I do after shaking hands with any black person.

have to admit I kek'd

Hahaha nice one. Take that kangaroo fag

He chose to do that he could have lived like a King but chose a Modest Life.

>wasn't forced on him mate.

Where did you get that Idea?

>Are you okay, user? You're shaking.