Post cute athletes. i'll start

post cute athletes. i'll start.

How did you start a thread without a picture?

at least post something, OP, you dumb cunt.

"Vita mortis careo"

Thought only Reddit-americans were this unoriginal. Epic replies.

"Just like old times.. except for the torture"

Not even a contest.

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bulge OwO

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>ITT: no ribery

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He looks like a Bond villain

"Cry Me a Ribery", with Ribery as the villain, Reus as Bond, and Lena Meyer Landrut as the Bond girl.

>Millionaire
>Doesn't pay for reconstructive surgery and new teeth

You're good kid, real good, but as long as I'm around you'll always be second best see

Götze should be the bond sidekick, and neuer and müller should be the goons that provide comic relief.

Robben as Q
>"What does this gadget do Q?"
>"It cuts inside."
>"And this one."
>"It cuts inside"

in b4 racism

>>>/reddit/

not thinking Alaba is the cutest black player

this is now qt black footballers thread

>paying to not be yourself
why would you do that

Delete that RIGHT NOW

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Having good or bad teeth has fuck else to do with ''not being yourself''.

Can't you see how he looks? A lot of people who have suffered severe burns wish they could afford the best cosmetic surgery

Actually it does. You are the cumulation of your actions, those include the degree to which you take care of your appearance.

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>le 56% face

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Isn't it something like he keeps the burns to remind him of his mother or something?

Or is that Tevez and his shitty slum that he loves?

I was talking about basic dental hygiene. Which Ribery seems to lack.

My point is the same.

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I get it, but there is a big difference between having a bit of basic hygiene which Ribery seems to be lacking and be ashamed of your own face so much as to get plastic surgery for it like so many other celebrities do.

Brighton heart-throb

Why is he a meme?

>dolphins
>retards

two of the most rapey creatures on earth
refugees top the rankings and there's a massive power gap between first and second

I understand why Brighton is thengay capital of England now. Yowza!

He wouldn't even be so ugly if he were to just get those damn teeth fixed.

Super jelly of Sane's face + footballing ability desu

Damn he looks like a young blond viggo mortensen

Let us some pussies Daley!