Be me pistachios enthusiast

>Be me pistachios enthusiast.
>Also Neet
>Talk to a girl on dating app
>We like the same stuff mostly
>Manage to get a date.
>Go to her place with a bag of pistachios ( the tastiest ones )
> ''- So Where do we go user ?''
> ''- I Was thinking we could stay home and eat those Pistachios.''
> ''- Wtf user is this a joke ? ''
>Long story short, she left me outside and never replied to my messages ever again.
MFW Pistachios is not a good first date.
Where did i go wrong Sup Forums ? i thought everyone liked Pistachios

Y-you talked to a g-gril OP?!

Peanuts>pistachios

We both know its a lie

Cashews>peanuts>pistachios

I have a bag of pistachios a day, £1 for 100g, the best

Please leave my thread.

Pistachios have no chance against some good cracker nuts. Also they go well with beer

you havent tasted my pistachios

Actually i was once out with a girl and she brought pistachios, they were so fucking delicious.

My Niggroid

As delicious as pistachios are, just eating them isnt a date. If you were say watching a movie while at home however then thats different

I don't think i will ever have a date ever again, but now i know.

Chocolate covered almonds are best

Well yeah you really like pistschios. Going back to your question: you should've taken her to a bar and drink a beer, and then you could pull out the pistachios bag (like it's a coincidence you have it on you) and it would have been less weird I guess

You should have said "ey grill, I'm just tryna bust a nut"

sriracha cashews from naturebox are the shiit

I'm terrified of public places and pistachios keep me calm when i'm anxious. thats why i brought them.

heartless bitch. pistachios are a good snack.

Just do it man. It's crazy at first but just lead with a shot and nurse a beer till you're calm. Pistachios are great but I'd try and just order food or something if you can. Also dont be afraid to be honest, most girls like that and the ones who don't aren't worth it.

Do you have the video ?

>Lets just stay home and eat pistachios as a date
Are you retarded?

>neet, talk to girl, date
I have a job and a house and my social anxiety won't even let me flirt with girlies. Shit.

this is surprisingly one of the better threads on /b