/turnleft/ - 2017 O'Reilly Auto Parts 500 Pre-race/Race Thread

Race Coverage: 1:00 p.m. on FOX
Start Command: 1:38 p.m.
Green Flag: 1:46 p.m.

Format: 334-lap/500-mile, three-segment race. Competition cautions on laps 85 and 170 will separate the segments.

Forecast: 82°, 51% humidity, 0% chance of rain

Lineup:
Row 1: #4 Kevin Harvick - #21 Ryan Blaney
Row 2: #14 Clint Bowyer - #22 Joey Logano
Row 3: #2 Brad Keslowski - #1 Jamie McMurray
Row 4: #78 Martin Truex Jr. - #20 Matt Kenseth
Row 5: #31 Ryan Newman - #41 Kurt Busch
Row 6: #17 Ricky Stenhouse Jr. - #6 Trevor Bayne
Row 7: #95 Michael McDowell - #13 Ty Dillon
Row 8: #34 Landon Cassill - #47 AJ Allmendinger
Row 9: #11 Denny Hamlin - #43 Aric Almirola
Row 10: #10 Danica Patrick - #19 Daniel Suarez
Row 11: #38 David Ragan - #27 Paul Menard
Row 12: #83 Corey LaJoie - #48 Jimmie Johnson
Row 13: #3 Austin Dillon - #32 Matt DiBenedetto
Row 14: #7 JJ Yeley - #72 Cole Whitt
Row 15: #23 Gray Gaulding - #15 Reed Sorenson
Row 16: #33 Jeffrey Earnhardt - #42 Kyle Larson
Row 17: #24 Chase Elliott - #18 Kyle Busch
Row 18: #5 Kasey Kahne - #77 Erik Jones
Row 19: #88 Dale Earnhardt Jr. - #37 Chris Buescher
Row 20: #51 Timmy Hill - #55 Derrike Cope

To the back:
#6 Trevor Bayne, #5 Kasey Kahne (backup cars)
#48 Jimmie Johnson (changed tires after qualigying)

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>ryan newman will never win a race again
>clit bowyer will never win a race again
>kasey kahne will never win a race again
>Dale Jr will never win a race again
>roush will never win a race again

debate this

Can't, dubs confined
also, Rollin for winrar

i would say clit and water cooler dale can win restrictor plate races, and roush can win a meme race, but dubs confirm

Bowyer will win this race faggot

>Jones

FRM putting the TRD cheat tech in Jones to stop tech from inspecting Troox every week then

Also who /ragsinabox/ here

lifelong

>Cup at Texas
>Sunday at the masters
>Indy at Long Beach
Who /comfy/ here

Clint is going to be the comeback story this year. He will win a couple races and finish in the top ten in points.

the almighty dubs have spoken

>first race I didn't check to see if I needed to include wind statistic
>first race with wind

Reeeeee

Jones confirmed for TRD cheats

rolling for first car out

Would not surprise me

extremely possible

get your hands out of your pockets shitbag

He's human after all

how many cars finish?

Make sure not to cut anybody with those razor sharp knife hands

Rolling for the winner

The stream:
youtube.com/watch?v=xWgwdMC7m_A

Gridwalk incoming

>woo-hoo

>To the back: #48 Jimmie Johnson

Look at that crowd, Eddie Gossage really out did himself this year.

>I love Cottonelle toilet paper it's so soft

>this grid walk

Some Las Vegas odds:

Bread 6/1
TrooX 6.5/1
Kryle 7/1
Gimmie 7/1
Logonzo 7/1
Juneyear 22/1
Danny 25/1
Kahne 30/1
Krut 30/1
Clit 40/1
Autism 40/1
Newman 50/1
Suarez 100/1
Muh Nards 125/1
Steakhouse 125/1
Bane 250/1
Danica 500/1

>every grid walk
mikey is just a living meme

Jr. and Mikey should take their comedy act on the road

THEM SUMBITCHES AT COTA STEALING MY FANS

>Raceway ministries

would watch their sketch show to be h

loganos gf is a qt

KRUT NATION, REPORT IN

That was a pretty shitty Star Spangled Banner

I feel pretty insulted to be honest family

why aren't you at the race?

Do you think Danica and Ricky have a pre race fuck?

That was literally terrorism! Some god-loving patriotic Texan execute that woman for treason at once!

Who else is flipping between this and them asters?

Well they both finish shitty so I'm assuming no.

>Ricky
>Fucking Danica
>Ever
lol

here

this is the shittiest OP image ive seen yet

>drivers to your cars

WAT

>Ozzie

eddie is trash

*war pigs starts playing*

>Jim rome

>flips table

...

>fox latam transmitting WTCC
Fuck it, i'll watch Motogp

500 miles is a long race, so make sure to get something to eat before the flag drops.

For example, new to TMS for this year, the Burro Grande is an oversized burrito stuffed with pork carnitas crisped with pecan wood smoked shoulder bacon, tomato cilantro rice, bacon and jalapeno-studded ranch beans, queso, pickled red onion, and Fritos for crunch. It’s then topped off with bacon avocado crema and sriracha aioli. Available for just $11 at Concession Stand 405 in the Gate 4 Concourse

really made me think

>eating burrito

this is america. take that shit back behind the wall

>cilantro
DROPPED
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>fritos inside of a burrito

What is this fucking Taco Bell?

PINTY'S MAKING GOOD FOOD FUN

yep

Official Sponsor of the Canadian Curling Association, and of NASCAR in Canada!

Mate I got like 20 more and this is by far the most normal.

I prefer to watch it from my couch :^)

Looks like everyone else did

every single race they somehow cram more shilling in

>on the pole starting with confidence sponsored by carfax

...

>Entire SHR team starts in the top 10....except 1

Still learnin'....

who was that t h i c c that just walked by

How does the driver's numbers work in NASCAR?

all this hype about the crashes in practice...

i'm expecting a let down today

Identification

it's like jersey numbers in football.

>only cautions are the segment cautions
>18 wins by 15 seconds

>Competition cawshun at lap 30

What do you guys eat at the race track? Call me old fashioned, but I like a big hamburger and some beer.

Team Krut, reporting...

Team owner buys number, its not attached to the driver at all.

>Autism

>autism

>competition caution
>ontop of segment cautions

what the christ

Autism is kill

THE PRINCIPALITY OF AUTISM DILLON

Holy shit, digits confirm

Why do they do that fishtail thing?

...

>the shantytown of the outside row

>KYLEL

Meme Magic

Oh so it isn't like the FIA system.

>Insidelinewinslol

Keep the tires warm

>kryle

PUT. IT. OUT.

this race is a failure already

>one groove along the bottom
>clean air wins

Harvick leads every single lap today. Screencap this.

>de bris, aka kryle is having issues

Competition caution on lap 3. Track is bad. Race cancelled.

Wait there aren't any stages in the this race?

>de bris

there are

>brand new race track surface
>enough room for 5 cars wide
>can only run in one lane or you risk crashing out

Well done, Texas.

was there actually debris