I want to fuck a hooker. I've never done it before, anything I should know before I do it?

I want to fuck a hooker. I've never done it before, anything I should know before I do it?

Buy condoms

Wear a rubber
Always go anal
Don't kiss it on the lips
Don't lick its holes

Don't worry about making them cum, just hit it and get out. Got for an incall, pick a mid range looking girl for a better deal. GFE always.

Just ask her.

Make sure they have a dick

If she doesn't smell it's a cop

put the balls inside her

Don't fall in love

if you encounter cheese, run

> Always go anal
why?

If she looks like someone you'd actually want to stick your dick in, she's a cop.

Get tested after

Ask her is she's an undercover. If she says yes and turns out to be a cop you can't be arrested

they usually wont get tied down & fucked by the dog, no matter how much you offer.

but you can always ask.

Say you want to video tape it.

If she freaks out or tries to get you to not video tape it, ask her what being an undercover whore is like.

This is the dumb shit people believe that gets them arrested.

Know the difference between a person getting extra money for their body and someone who is a victim of Sex Trafficking. Especially southeast asia, that shit is brutal and not only are you supporting a fucked up slavery system, but your chances of getting robbed by a 7 foot muscle dude and leaving with a dry dick and no wallet.

Just go get a tug & rub from an asian massage parlor. You probably won't get arrested, unless you do... :)

Shhh, what would police shows like Cops or Live PD show if people didn't actually think that cops have to answer truthfully to the "Are you a cop?" stuff, let alone if they're undercover or not.

cops are paid government liars. that's all they do 24/7, every second of the day, lie and shake people down to promote more government and police overtime.

OP here. Do I give her the money before sex or after sex?

Time to play the "Tin foil hat or nigger" game...?

Cops spend most of their time filling out paperwork or doing traffic stops for minor shit they aren't going to give a ticket for. But ethnics tend to always have guns/drugs/warrants because of their "great culture".

Look for ones with reviews so you don't walk into a sting operation.

LiveEscortReviews takes ads from multiple sites and people leave comments like scam or legit and a link to TER (the erotic review)reviews.
Reviews are a life saver
Only thing worse than getting scammed by a whore is getting herpes from one.

No AA= She doesn't do darkies
Ask for incall
Bring a condom
>Wear a condom
Wear a condom
>Wear a condom

Younger ones can be stuck up bitches who want to sit there and do nothing
Prepare to be disappointed and full of regret.

You're definitely an American with that type of mentality.

Before. Pro tip. Say you're trying to make a porno and record that shit. That way it's porn and not prostitution.

OP here, do they allow you to cum on their face?

They might have a mangina

If you pay them you can pretty much get them to do what ever you want. Hell you could pay her to mow your lawn if that's what you wanted. They're whores what do they care? They just need to get the money to their pimp

>I want an STD. I've never had them before, anything I should know before I do it?

Are you that fucking retarded or has life really got you down right now?

You need money and probably rubbers. Have fun fucking used pussy

i won't hire a girl that has to give up her money to a pimp. i only hire independent girls.

all pussy is used obviously. does a girl complain about you fucking her with a used dick? but you're not a virgin right?

shes there for a job of fucking you, dont ask her about her self or fall for her. enjoy your fuck get your moneys worth and peace out. if she sees your desperate she will eat u alive

lol

scam them

Kek those are rare. Most hos know they need one otherwise they don't really have protection against guys stiffing them on payment

the younger the better

>Always go anal

Fucking horrible idea. Anal is the easiest way to catch STDS and makes it easier for a condom to break. Not to mention your chances of getting HIV go from almost nothing to high enough to worry about

Before but don’t hand it to her directly. Just set it on a nightstand or something

Most that claim to be independent are still working for a pimp. Solo girls don't last long with out a John hurting them, cops hassling them until they give it up, or a pimp pushing into their territory.

this. there are people the specialize in the good pussy. you know what i mean. do it. it'll be something you'll remember for the rest of your life and will fap to until the end of your days. ignore faggots here.

save money and go for an expensive escort. nothing worse than the sad love of a cheap prostitute. well, except being thrown in boiling oil.

i saw that in a movie once. i think that is correct and it'll make you look classy.

I spy with my little eye, a thread full of Americans, It's pretty hilarious that you guys demonize sex so much.

You do that so she doesn't take it and run. It is polite for her not to touch the money until it done. Most low class ones go right for the money.

If she has a dick as for a discount and make her wear a condom

this

I always thought it was because if you didn’t give hand her the money yourself, and just set it down, you couldn’t be arrested for paying for sex in the event it’s a cop, because you didn’t exchange money with her directly

When you cum scream out "hitler did nothing wrong" and her pimp will run out of the closet

This comment doesn’t make any sense. Who is demonizing sex? Maybe work on your English

Not true. Ask her for a strip tease if you think she's a cop.

so many idiots that believe tv cop shows here. wow. try going up against a prosecutor someday with your idiotic madeup loopholes and see how that works out for you. the vast majority of cases plead guilty for a very good reason.

You placing money on a table and what ever conversation the two of you had prior to you making it that far is usually more than enough to connect you to prostitution. Prostitution is something that is rarely prosecuted anyway beyond you having to pay a fine.

This is actually a pretty good one but is not completely reliable. Just like undercover cops can use illegal substances while being undercover without being prosecuted they can also strip and even touch/kiss is needed they just can't initiate it and many are not willing to go that far. Your average cop running a sting is not nearly as good as the ones you find that go deep undercover.

Hello, Lawyer here & i wanted to say, IT'S NOT ILLEGAL TO PAY SOMEONE FOR SEX... the only illegal part is "curb crawling" (driving around looking to pick up strangers) & also for hookers it's illegal to "advertise" so the little business cards they hand out with a phone number on it or little posters you see in mens toilets, that's the only illegal parts.... aslong as it's consensual, there is nothing illegal about fucking a hooker.

what kind of lawyer? better call saul or Wachtell, Lipton, Rosen & Katz?

more like saul but better lol

The fact that you all have to talk about getting hookers and how to get around it is pathetic for a country that claims to be a super power. Literally every actual first world nation legalized it but your people are so backwards that you think anything relating to sex is degenerate and evil. Also my English is fine.

What about Canada and sweden?

What in the actual fuck does prostitution have to do with being a superpower? Can’t be the strongest country on earth unless you can buy pussy legally?

Everyone seems to forget that Canada was all fine and dandy with prostitution until just recently. I straight up blame Americans culture for that one. You guys can't just stay in your own confines, you have to ruin every other country as well.

Your people are literally and I mean literally terrified of sex.

Fuck canada

Whatever you have to tell yourself to help with the inferiority complex

Montreal has great escort services. I recommend going there

That's right btfo americunt

Is it really as good as they say?

literal same fag btw.

Dude, yeah, super important right here.

Also, don't be afraid to send her back if they pull a switch for a fatty or an ugo.

Escorts in Montreal are not difficult to aquire

Just make sure you’re in Amsterdam where legalisation has enacted market forces to make the whores compete for your business by being Fashion Model hot, clean and fresh, and slutty as fuck.

In fact fuck it, I’m booking my plane tickets right now.

Faggot

I also like to use Microsoft paint.

First whore I fucked when I got there , 18 yo blonde Dutch girl - looked like a younger/hotter Cameron Diaz, had only started the week before ; when I asked why she got into it, if she was forced or anything, she laughed and said no way, it had ALWAYS been her ambition to be one of the gorgeous girls in the window of the red light district and was making bank.
Sweet girl. Would fuck again

Nah, you’re wrong

I am completely repulsed by smokers and their smell.

Is it possible to find a hooker that doesn’t smoke? This is the only reason I’ve never resorted to a hooker.

Read the reviews, pay the 220 or whatever it is for an outcall now and do 3 or 4 of em.

also is it safe to get bare back blowjobs from hookers?

You risk herpes, but oral herpes->genital herpes is pretty uncommon. They are two different strains but both can infect the other region

To all you retards who think you're gonna get arrested, just know that I live in the US and I've banged 3 hookers. Never got arrested

anecdotal evidence.

>it’s never happened to me so it never happens to anyone

do hookers have condoms or do you have to buy it yourself?

i got permabanned for posting this gif once. nice to know that the mods are arbitrary capricious piles of shit.

Hookers don’t want STDS, they have to sell their pussy and don’t want that ruined. If you ever go see a hooker and they don’t provide a condom then you shouldn’t be fucking that hooker in the first place

are you so poor you can't just show up with a few just in case?

a whole 3? you should be a $500k per year data scientist for having such deep insight on such a small sample.

So much this
Grow up amerifats

Welcome to Sup Forums faggot
Enjoy your stay

>stay away from minorities; I ain't ever fucked one that wasn't either a bait a switch or unhygienic af
>shave your junk 3 or 4 days ahead of time. They get a little more into it if they can easily see that you ain't infected. That said, don't shave the day of; cut on your junk from the razor is how you end up getting aids
>never schedule for Thursday through Saturday; Sunday is a toss up. Early in the week is best because they haven't fucked five drunks by the time you see them, and Thursday is also bad because of payday
>never kiss or eat them out. For obvious reasons
>never go for a discount worker. There is always a reason why they ain't charging the standard rate
>if their add says they party the pics are most likely fake unless you live in a very large city. The attractive coke heads always migrate to larger cities.
>bring your own condoms and ask if she's okay with you using your own instead. They always buy the cheapest condoms; you might as well wear a sock on your dick cuz it'll feel beter than the shit they buy. That said, some wont like the idea. Buy a very small pack (two condoms or so) and keep it sealed until you see her. That usually helps ease their mind about using yours instead.
>Only take exactly the amount of money they are asking for to the appointment. There is a decent chance that they will rummage through your shit when you ain't looking
>if you can, hire through an agency. They are less likely to try to fuck their customers over

I’ve probably fucked around 50 girls in the US. I got my first threesome with two sexy ass Romanian girls who wouldn’t stop fucking me until I came three times in Switzerland The second time I went to a contact bar and met this sexy Brazilian woman. I was also looking at this black beauty across the bar but the Brazilian was aggressive and she was also undeniably sexy so she kept my attention. I went to her place and she sucked my cock and started riding me on her couch. I ask to fuck her doggystyle and I get behind her and she had of what looked like HPV warts all over her anus. I freaked out
and left as politely as I could and ran to my hotel and showered off. Got tested a couple weeks later and was negative everything. Now I just want a sexy girl I can pay to fuck a couple times a week on the regular.

basically this

though i'm not sure about the anal part.

>guys why does this website created by an American, populated mostly by Americans, have threads that discuss American topics?

You’re always welcome to fuck off to your own countries version of Sup Forums, but no one cares about your country, it’s why you come to American websites to shitpost

Congrats! You live in a country riddled with cheap whores! Hooray! Eurocuck

You know there’s no test for HPV in men unless you have visible warts right?

Except for research purposes, but that doesn’t apply to you

Yeah I got looked at by 3 different doctors and they each said it was nothing to worry about.

You sound so fucking jelly.
Stay mad you fat retarded porpur faggot.

Prepare to be disappointed.

It was probably hemorrhoids from giving birth... Or taking too many dicks. However, its pretty common for their anuses to pop while pushing out a baby.

>porpur

Anyone got tips for Vallejo, CA?