So I have this boss right now, total hag. Completely incompetent at her job, micromanages, insults my team...

So I have this boss right now, total hag. Completely incompetent at her job, micromanages, insults my team, writes up my employees, denies any and every request, but is not officially breaking any rules. Just a complete asshat. I was promised the job and dicked over because she’s buddies with the HR Director. I hate this woman so much. She literally lives to torture us. How can I destroy her? Also I’m a girl if that matters so Sexual Harassment claims are out and throwing bees in her face will get me fired. Not looking for PA, just ideas.

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I assume you’re taking the time-stamped picture of your tits now?

Is that a requirement for advice?

I'm a civil rights lawyer. File a claim of reverse gender discrimination with your state or federal Equal Opportunity Commission. Claim you were denied her job because you're male, and now she's discriminating against you because you're male. Once you file it, you're "protected" from retaliation. Every time she does something you don't like, add a claim for retaliation (for filing your complaint) to the original complaint. You could make her life hell for years and they won't be able to touch you.

Oh shit, sorry. Missed the part about you being a girl.

If she’s not actually discriminating based on a protected class, can I get her on hostile work environment?

Between you, her, and the HR director, are any of you minorities, gay or lesbian, or members of a non-christian religion?

I’m afraid it is. If you don’t know this you need to lurk moar.

TITS OR GTFO.
btw im an HR Director myself. I have the perfect advice for you to both keep your job and be rid of this woman.

Probably not, but take a look at your state's whistleblower statutes. If you can accuse her of doing something that violates the law or some state rule or regulation, or endangers the public welfare, you can file a whistleblower claim and then the anti-retaliation part kicks in, even if your original claim is bullshit.

This.

sure you are buddy, nice try for tits tho

Nope no protected classes

TITS OP

I could care less about showing my boobs on the internet. More concerned with removing metadata before I share. I’ve got lovely tits anyways...

all the time you've wasted on this comment you could have been uploading your tits

Well plz hurry im at >5% battery and im barely half mast

Here ya go. One order of tits sans metadata

??? please...

Only because I can relate to battery struggles.

They are lovely [email protected]
Hmu

>Human resources director
>Demands tits

Well? What’s this solid advice Mr HR?

If my HR director were this easy to please I would have blown him for the job three months ago...

A: time stamp required.
B: I think we have differing definitions of "lovely"

Lol.

Change jobs. I know I t sounds over simplistic, but I have worked at a job I hate for 29 yrs. I should have gotten out early when I had a chance. Employers DGAF about you, so go find happiness. B it's not going to come and find you.

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A) I remove the data from my pics
B) I love my boobs tyvm.

Yeah I would love to but I’m a civil servant, vested in the retirement system, etc Not as easy as it seems sometimes but I am looking.

Film your boss taking a shit under the stall door and post it on Sup Forums

Timestamp=piece of paper in pic with date, time, and Sup Forums written on it
Shit like this is why you didn’t get promoted you retard

>lovely

Well forgive me, I’ve been on here all of 30 minutes in my entire life so I’m unfamiliar with the tit shot requirements. Also you seem super unimpressed with my middle aged tits so I won’t waste the sharpie to retake

My bad

I’m not sucking your dick for some floppy ass feedbags
This is a really really good idea

Honestly if I had better tits the promotion wouldn’t have been an issue, OBVIOUSLY.

You have nice hair.

So, pussy with timestamp then

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Nice tig ok bitties ol lady. Luv to suck the nipples. Any more beautiful tip of tit nip pics?

Checked, nice dubs.

>"oh user, let me suck your fat swollen cock"
>no prob, femanon, just need that sharpie-key turned in your lock of an asshole

I’ll survive somehow. Also quit with the fake blonde streaks in the hair, it’s the “im gonna tip 10% and complain about everything because I’m over 30 and drying up quickly” look

I’m not debating your adaptability. And I like my streaks, and I always tip 20%. You’re probably right about me drying up though...

I'm a civil servant too. And it's been 20 years, not 29. There are other towns in your retirement system so that's an option. I Know It's scary but like I said, it doesn't get better.
Good luck, user.

Ehh I’m not local I’m Federal. I can transfer though. Thanks!

Stash drugs in bosses desk
Call the cops
Problem solved

I have thought about this on more than one occasion...

Time to quit fucking around then
Folllow your dreams
Bonus points: spike her coffee with low dose amphetamine right before so when they drug test her she’s extra fucked

kek

>I’m a girl if that matters so Sexual Harassment claims are out
would false sexual harassment claims ever be an option when you're going against a woman? lol I don't think that would work regardless of gender.

Moooaaaar tits

I didn’t think so either but a few people recommended that?

Women can sexually harass other women. It happens. Still instead of making a false claim you could just wait for her cunty ways to blow up in her face.

So record every incident where your supervisor undermines you or your subordinates work, including detailed descriptions of unnecessary write ups and whatever else. Take it to someone who will listen.
Then plant drugs on her.

This bitch literally emailed me and my team and told us we need to let her know if we leave our desk *including* bathroom breaks. Like WTF. Who does that??

I thought about spamming her email to like a gazillion porn sites. I’d love to keylog her PC and get her password. If I could get into her email I’m sure there’s plenty of dirt to whistleblow.

Shes a hag or your projecting?
Plus government employee. Fuck you

You're tits really are lovely. See em again?

take a look in the mirror and you'll see the problem - the problem is YOU faggot OP.

OP always faggot.

OP always THE problem.

She’s a hag. I’m only a bitch. And I work for the Gov because the pay and benefits are good. I’m not CIA, NSA, FEMA or any other fucked up branch. I literally work in a training unit and teach people SharePoint. I’m not “the man” so ease up a bit.

Obviously save that email. That’s fucking insane. But yes, a keylogger sounds good too. Evidence needs to be produced if you intend to make a proper complaint.
Or link a bunch of VERY illegal porn to her computer at work. Surely you government fags have people that monitor that.
I still say drug her and get her arrested

Probably...

>im at >5% battery a

what a coincidence, I'm at >5% too. IT's called 87% because I'm not a fucking 14 year old.

87>5

Now I’m as flaccid as your floppy tits.

Yeah I have a huge file of shit like that. Porn is a no go on the PC our firewall blocks all that shit.
Wow, I’m not a fan of the government either but not all of us are fags. :(
Drugs are still my favorite suggestion as well.

That’s not what you do with the sharpie.

have you thought about throwing bees in her face?

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Lady, 30 isn’t middle aged and it’s no excuse for being obese.

Warn a brother ahead next time

Her tits are like coming home from school and finding out your old man ran over your cat sad.

So put it on there yourself
Keylogger, get her password, portable drive, you get it
And have all your employees set auto emails every 15 minutes telling her they are going to the bathroom and in great detail about each bowel movement

> (OP)
>have you thought about throwing bees in her face?

have you thought about throwing bees in her cunt?

Right! Yeah, they’re like The Notebook sad.

30 is literally middle aged

refer to pic

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For a Russian, maybe

Only if you lived to 60. You’re calling Scarlett Johansson middle aged. I mean, maybe if you’re that obese 30 is middle aged, but not for healthy people

have you thought a putting a spider in her ear?

Those things are like a little kid with progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a Nerf ball. Just sad. Damnit she has gloomy tits!

I'm middle-aged myself (late 30s). Would be happy to help.

What part of the world are you in?

That’s still not middle aged. 40s is. You’re just approaching

I’m 39. I feel like that’s close enough to middle aged. But my bad, I’ll put a warning sign on em next time...

>I’m single and lonely the post

I laughed so hard at this.

have you thought about throwing a snapping turtle at her balls?

worthless faggot lawyer gets what it deserves

I just threw up in my mouth a little

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no, I'm married and hoping to cheat if she's near me

A tarp would also be acceptable

have her give a demo on the shredder it will take care of itself

They would probably still hang out of the bottom.

Equally sad

have you thought of taking her out for a drive?

HAHAHAHA Holy shit dude

OP, you've got a few options.

1) suck it up.
2) quit.
3) get your boss to see the error of her ways and become a better person.
4) do sneaky annoying things that don't accomplish anything, but make her a little more miserable.
5) get her fired.

1 and 2 suck, but they're your best bet. 3 is highly unlikely. 4 is dangerous, only mildly rewarding, and will eventually blow up in your face. 5 seems like a good option, but the problem is, if your company cared about how well she's managing her staff, she'd have been fired already. Unless you can arrange for her boss to walk in while she's doing something ludicrous, she's probably going to work there long after you leave.

Anyway, good luck.

Youre lonely and married. That’s even more sad. I bet you have sad once a week morning sex and it’s in the missionary position. I bet between your belly fat and your tiny penis you have to stand at the edge of the bed to fuck her. Her fat thighs chaffing your legs for the 3 minutes it takes. She yawns and wipes herself off with the none skid mark side of your underwear before going back to sleep.

Poetry