WASHINGTON NATIONALS @ PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES OFFICIAL GAME THREAD

Strasburg vs. Hellickson

lineups itt

Guthrie sent down for assignment LOL

phils
1. Cesar Hernandez (S) 2B
2. Howie Kendrick (R) LF
3. Odubel Herrera (L) CF
4. Maikel Franco (R) 3B
5. Michael Saunders (L) RF
6. Tommy Joseph (R) 1B
7. Andrew Knapp (S) C
8. Freddy Galvis (S) SS
9. Jeremy Hellickson (R) P

walgreens
1. Adam Eaton (L) CF
2. Anthony Rendon (R) 3B
3. Bryce Harper (L) RF
4. Daniel Murphy (L) 2B
5. Adam Lind (L) 1B
6. Jayson Werthless (R) LF
7. Stephen Drew (L) SS
8. Jose Lobaton (S) C
9. Stephen Strasburg (R) P

Leave the afterparty to me

Okay okay. You guys pushed Guthrie's shit in. We got a different guy today. Good luck.

Don't worry i know we're gonna lose. Strasburg is untouchable

It's the B Squad today.

Turner ded.
This makes me sad.

was at the game yesterday it was awesome

so jealous man that was a treat to watch. felt like 2008 again

Freddy!

why all the bench players? don't take us seriously ;__;

How am I only just now finding out that papelbon is a free agent?

This is disappointing.

was in left field seats too, it sucked werthless didn't come back out after getting thrown out at second. were we ready for him

Because you don't really watch or follow baseball?

No one wants him. He's a choker.

All the starters are at the police station getting their rape test kits and giving statements.

Stay classy Philly.

Yeah I'm a casual, I'll admit.

Werth is a phaggot I don't care how good he was for us

How so? What specifically makes you angry about him?

for starters, he has incredible numbers at CBP, but mostly because he looks like a douche

>Jayson Werth is quoted as saying “I hate the Phillies, too,” to Nationals General Manager Mike Rizzo.

Numbers? Cool, I can respect that.
Looks like a douche? Better than being one, senpai.

Maybe because he was lying on the turf with a broken arm and getting booed?

Phillies games haven't been this comfy since Harry died. Thank you based Kruk

le one ball steroid man

that quote was when he first got there

stfu Kruk is national treasure

If your owner wasn't so cheap, he'd still be there.
>60 mil 4 years
That's insulting for a player that did what he did for the franchise. He should hate Philly. It's entirely justified.

He's a cheater.
J*hn Kr*k

I agree

AW YEA

Matt Stairs for president

>Strasbust
>Walgreens

Dum Dum: The Posts

Congrats. You beat up on a pitcher who has no business in the Bigs and have a lead on the JV Squad. I wouldn't start engraving the World Series trophy just yet.

Hellickson ded

>implying i wasn't reverse-jinxing

also this shit is far from over, you know how many games the bullpen blew last year

I know right? Strasburg sucks balls, like you.

>Hellickson out

Fuck.

Hope the bullpen can hold this lead.

Your Mom likes my balls just fine.

What happened to Lellickson?

Ugh. This is always the situation where Werth hits a dinger.

Reported as a forearm cramp

>trashionals

Nice RISP faggits

>girlfriend watching Yankees orioles
>overhear it's fedora day at the park
kek

that jersey is fucking sick

Is this a situation of the Phillies being good or the Nats being shit? Yesterday was clearly the latter.

well our rotation is better than the Marlels, although our offense is still shit so it's prob a combination of both

Why is Neris not closing

>Walgreens
>Nads
>Harpshit
>Strasbust
>Werthless

He is. When you're at home you bring the closer in earlier than the ninth. On the road you don't.

Lrn2 baseball.

>only 3 runs
Fix this shit.

sorry i had a brainfart, that makes sense

3 more to go, WEW it feels good for philly baseball to be back

How come Harper is so shit? Did he not put on enough makeup today?

>some guy yelling about hair in the audio
Fucking kek

>tfw planning to go to a Phils game later this season

Can't wait. CBP is comfy as fuck.

The only reason the Nads didn't get swept this series is because they had walks in front of their home runs in game one.

Really makes you think.

Eh can we wait til the game is over please?

shit ump

casual detected

OH MY GOD YES

fuck

...

Fuck everything

Why do i even bother

>phillies

Yes, phillies baseball is back.

TAKE HIM OUT!!

Of course.

We need a new closer.

Fuck this shit the only thing I don't want is extras. I want to watch the masters

Rodriguez has a nasty fastball brother, just one bad pitch

knapp donger

Freddie has become such a better hitter

come on just make contact

Glover is looking in bad shape
How he can finish

in case of fire use stairs

NOICE

Yeah I could tell Glover wasn't going to save it
GG Phillies

the phillies win!!!!

get fucked nats

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You seem bitter. Enjoy 5th place.

>replying
Rookie mistake

you seem bitter

gg nats

enjoy 1st place lmao fags

you seem homosexual

THANK
YOU
BASED
STAIRS

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