Today,
A wonderful, well-spoken, credit to his race and #TRUEPATRIOT, Julio Teheran will show his fastball and off-speed mastery to impress both the Barves Faithful and his pet Parrot named Small Government
Meanwhile, on the communist side of the fence, known Atheist and ACLU lawyer, Gerrit Cole will be trying to see through those #LiberalCrocodileTears of his to throw a straight pitch in between performing abortions.
Go pie rats
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mah nigga
I haven't been on Sup Forums and years. Glad to see MusTARD Buzzard is still here
Come on lads, hit something!
The pillaging begins, lads
Attaboy Freeman!
Inciarte is a bum
Stop hitting our players, REEEEEEEEEEE
Buccos will win this
Probs. It's >Barves Bullpen time
>Barves defense
You jinx'd us, you nigger
based umps
Who is the Barves closer?
You won't need knees where we're going.
>Braves fielding
big jim johnson. voodoo magic has made him effective in atlanta
Comon Jace you nigger you need to catch those
Not so fast senpai
>effective
i guess i spoke too soon
Alen Hansen shouldn't be on this team. He can't hit, can't field, and isn't particularly fast.
Pls Barves win this for Chipper and Bobby. You can have all the Werthers Originals you want for a week.
Hard candy for hard earned wins.
Holy shit I thought that was gonna be a dp
>barves fielding strikes again
welp
this is gonna be a long season
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WEW
ONE SWING MARTE PARTEY
SWEPT MEN TELL NO TALES
can we just cancel this season already?
gg buccos
RIP Barves
My husbando comes through again
Marte's english is getting much better
>just switch to Atl vs Pit
>this home run
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This is a long season
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