Sit with me, child. Tell me your woes

Sit with me, child. Tell me your woes.

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You're not real and religion is cancer.

My Lord, the world is overrun with niggers and liberal trash

Are you able to help me, Prince Caesar?

hahahahha
Son..me and Pres Trump are working on weeding them out

If i keep looking behind me, or living in the past, will i turn into a pillar of salt?

My whore mom keeps dating abusive black guys

give us 8 years

You say that, yet your assumption that Jesus of Nazareth actually started this thread sort of implies that you believe the whole resurrected and still alive thing.

I work too much
I do too many drugs
I struggle with my emotions
Is it worth it in the end?

You need to stop with your condescending bullshit, Jesus. You act like you're god or something.

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Alot of people are gonna be pissed when they get to heaven and find out that Jesus wasn't a light-skinned blue-eyed long-haired European guy.

I am lonely faggot.

shut up faggot

not everyone, only the racists.

>Larping as God

Lad, people all over the world have adapted Christ to look like them. There's a Korean Jesus out there.

Starting to think Hitler was right....

I'm in a job that I absolutely hate. I only went for an interview for the job to get experience in job interviews, and I got offered the job anyway. I ended up taking it because the pay is really good, and the company name on my resume later on will help because it's a good company, but I hate what I do there.

I don't know if I should quit, or just stick it out for the company name on my resume later on. It's a temporary job until around January.

Sega wont make a Jet Set Radio game ever again.

>feelsbadman

I bless you.

I bless you.

Sure, why not.

The world is pretty bad right now. We fight wars against enemies that aren't actually a threat so we can keep feeding the military industrial complex. My people are getting dumber by the day, but pretend to be more educated than they are. Everyone is hung up on meaningless social issues but nobody has a clue how to solve real problems like homelessness or immigration. My country is falling apart, and there's another war on the horizon, and I'm getting too old to do anything about it.

I cry with you, and bless you.

I'm with you user, bless you

oh snap

Sorry lord, but that ain't good enough. If you're not coming back anytime soon to right these wrongs then I won't be coming in anytime soon to pray in your house.

We're out here like Paul in the wilderness.

I have a porn addiction. I went as far as deleting all my OC, hentai, traps, and other things in all saved storages off everything and yet I keep going back to it, redownloading things just to fap. I really feel like I let you down a lot and I really want to do good in life. I'm really beginning to hate myself sometimes and wish I never had hormones.

everyone brags about fucking girls 40 years younger than them.. but i get called a pedophile for loving on somone 13 years younger than me.

your mother was a slut Jewsus

all depends on if your over 31 or under 31 year of age by the sounds my man. heyzus can help

Why did my dog get run over by some piece of shit speeding hit-and-run mother fucker?

In reality, jesus is a highly decayed mummy, haha.

Literally all my problems would have been solved if I was just white, fuck you. Why couldn't you make me white you fuck

age means nothing beecause of human laws.. they say 8TEEN. some say 6Teen. i say thirTEEN. all fucking TEENS. and there arguement is mental stability is the reason why no fucky.. but a 19 year old isnt sound of mind. no more than if they were 14.

and obveously the old guy is a dick taking advantage of somone freshly out of school thrusted onto this confusing world


in short. your not fucked up for not fitting in the rules of the lemon party

let me tell you my sob story, for those who care.
>be faggot
>dating some guy for a while
>try to keep it casual
>he's talking about future plans within a few months
>am flattered but try to keep reminding him to stay casual till he's done college
>3 years later
>says that I pressure him too much while he's in school
>asks to take break for a while
>say ok but I'm really upset about it
>phones me later that night and i take him back
>month goes by he barely talks if at all
>finally 2 months later he talks again
>tells me he cheated on me
>have small fight
>take a break to judge my feelings
>take him back
>month later
>wake up cuddling him
>tells me not to
>say "fine." roll over
>shit hits the fan . jpeg
>threatens to call cops and kick me out
>throws my shit down the hall
>punches me
>I go away to collect my shit
>says he's gonna beat the shit out of me
>point out I have lifted him above my head before
>he charges
>throw him on bed
>he charges again
>same shit . mp3
>he comes up swinging
>I grab his wrists and push him on bed
>he kicks my nose 3 times and almost breaks it
>runs down hall and collapses
>walk past him to bathroom and get blood on him
>he charges at me and i close bathroom door
>clean my face up and he comes at me holding 2 weights
>grab his wrists and take them out his hands when he tries swinging
>he grabs m shirt to pull me down
>walk away and he tears it off
>go down street in pants and shoes no shirt to smoke darts and think
>tell him I'll take him back if he learns not to take me for granted
>he says he doesn't love me anymore
>move back with parents cuz cant sustain self

that's about it.

I have serious doubts that snakes actually exist. I mean has anyone seen one?

My brother is throwing his chance at a real career out the window because of a woman. My best friend is has lost his mind. Always threatening to kill himself and generally a fuckin downer. Also because of a woman. My mom is losing her mind. I'm the most well adjusted person out of my whole circle, but I don't know how much more bullshit I can take. I can only offer so much of the same advice before I flip out. Side note: why is everyone so afraid of being alone?

Nah guy..
White people mean, untrustworthy and ignorant as fuck. (Trust me, im a whitey) plus black folks are sexy.
Fuck the oppressive trumpers.
Youll be ok :)

Checked. But yeah I caught one in my house recently. I'm pretty sure they exist.

Are you sure that wasn't a rope, or a robot?

trust me, if you are an unsuccessful white guy it's not much better.

It was just a rat snake, I grabbed him up with my hands. Definitely not a rope. If it was a robot it's the best one I've ever seen. He was pissed.

The government is good at making robots.

Although I am now free from concern, one of my woes used to be the idea that your father exists in spirit form, and that you were born of a virgin, and that even if these things were true, the state of affairs on earth clearly reveals that you would give zero fucks about animals and human beings. Now I’m comforted to know that you are a figment of a billion lame cunts’ imaginations.

I have genital warts and I'm worried another girl will never want to date me ever again because I'm fucking disgusting now

Nobody will fucking help me

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Tell me Father, what the hell happened? Over the course of a few years the world has gone to shit, and I believe that it is only downhill from here, I'm not saying just in my life, but across the world as well. These liberal extremists are taking root and I believe that no one can resist their influence forever. Will there be anything left after they fall?

Jim Carrey says we should be free from concern. I agree with him. Do you?

It's only 20 minutes, man. Give it a bit of time.

See a doctor and eradicate the warts, you superficial dumbfuck.

True it is only 20 minutes I am just sad

cage sage

I've been doing that. They were gone for months and now they're back.

Plus, even if they're gone I'm still contagious. I can't lie about that shit, that's exactly the reason why I have them, because someone didn't know/didn't tell me.

Ok so basically one of my grandfathers has terminal cancer, the other has had a terrible heart attack and lives on the other side of the world, I’m buried up to my eyeballs in Work for my dissertation as well as trying to do volunteering and survive when I only have £12 in the bank. It’s not the end of the world but I’m finding it very hard to keep going.