Sup Forums wake up w/ these all over your body, what do?

Sup Forums wake up w/ these all over your body, what do?

I would go like "OOOohoohhH WOOOPTY DOO...YAAAAAAAZOOOOO"!

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id lose my shit

Mute into a giant bug

Wake up to a free breakfast in bed.

Let's be real, id freak the fuck out, run around luke crazy, probably scream. Please fuck no

i got drunk again and fell asleep in the gutter

Scream and probably do more harm than good trying to get them off

the other night i had a dream there were snakes crawling up my leg and i woke up and i thought it was real so i was kicking the shit out of my dog and now she doesnt come into my room

MOOOOOOOOOOM!

scream and flail around trying to get them off, probably hurt myself in the process

Be glad some wizard magically turned bed bug problem into a roach problem. Much MUCH easier to deal with

convince them all to migrate towards my dick

I had a centipede crawl across my stomach once when I was trying to fall asleep. I don't think I've ever jumped out of bed faster and pulled all my sheets off to make sure there weren't more. Took like 2 hours to fall asleep after that since I was wide awake once that centipede crawled across me.

They are my pets, I would feed them some cheetos

seems about right

Continue.

These fuckers again, i was damn sure i left "clean" my bedroom before going to sleep.

Try putting a tiny sombrero on the tip of your dick?

turk gangbang? not again