Every weekend my roommate cheats on his girl with some whore and makes out with and fucks her while Im in the room and I've gotten sick of it real fast, dubs decide how I finally cockblock him tonight
Every weekend my roommate cheats on his girl with some whore and makes out with and fucks her while Im in the room and...
your roommate is smarter, more successful, and more moral than you are.
no one here likes you. take this faggot loser shit to /r9k/ you dumb cocksucker.
reroll
Take a pen in the pooper, then poop the pen onto them
Furiously masturbate under the bed, then pop up and cum on both of them
Reroll
Stab them both to death, post time stamp as proof
Reroll
Roll
Rolling
I'll roll for you user
Home castration. Have the girl watch.
WINRAR
WINRAR
gayly rape his anus
reroll
Set up a camera, record and show his girlfriend. Or go for a "walk", call her, and tell her to come over right now.
Just get the gf to come home early
Better deliver OP, and record it
Bump
OP deliver now or become an hero
Check'd
i like this one
Get some proof and confront her then fuck her
Checked
OP, what will it be?
Wait till she comes round and ask him how the results of his other gfs STD test went and if the Chlamydia has cleared up?
Tell his gf, create fake account and reach out to her
>Inb4 white knight status
Just like to watch the world burn
Pinch his cell and tell her via his texts that he has something really important the need to disguss and ask her to come over immediately whilst the girl is there.
How about I just spread a small droplet of spunk on each of their cheeks while they're asleep
Godspeed user.
No don't do that. You already got the first dubs so just do that, record it and send it to his gf.
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Nice trips waste
obvious, invite his gf over