Every weekend my roommate cheats on his girl with some whore and makes out with and fucks her while Im in the room and...

Every weekend my roommate cheats on his girl with some whore and makes out with and fucks her while Im in the room and I've gotten sick of it real fast, dubs decide how I finally cockblock him tonight

your roommate is smarter, more successful, and more moral than you are.

no one here likes you. take this faggot loser shit to /r9k/ you dumb cocksucker.

reroll

Take a pen in the pooper, then poop the pen onto them

Furiously masturbate under the bed, then pop up and cum on both of them

Reroll

Stab them both to death, post time stamp as proof

Reroll

Roll

Rolling

I'll roll for you user

Home castration. Have the girl watch.

WINRAR

WINRAR

gayly rape his anus

reroll

Set up a camera, record and show his girlfriend. Or go for a "walk", call her, and tell her to come over right now.

Just get the gf to come home early

Better deliver OP, and record it

Bump

OP deliver now or become an hero

Check'd

i like this one

Get some proof and confront her then fuck her

Checked
OP, what will it be?

Wait till she comes round and ask him how the results of his other gfs STD test went and if the Chlamydia has cleared up?

Tell his gf, create fake account and reach out to her

>Inb4 white knight status

Just like to watch the world burn

Pinch his cell and tell her via his texts that he has something really important the need to disguss and ask her to come over immediately whilst the girl is there.

How about I just spread a small droplet of spunk on each of their cheeks while they're asleep

Godspeed user.

No don't do that. You already got the first dubs so just do that, record it and send it to his gf.

roll

Nice trips waste

obvious, invite his gf over