/mlb/ general - YOU KNOW, FOR KIDS edition

TEX: Adrian Beltre (calf) not activated from DL
TOR: Roberto Osuna (neck) on track for Tuesday
MKE: Keon Broxton (nose) back in lineup Sunday
MKE: Ryan Braun (back) returns to Brewers' lineup
STL: Piscotty (knee) out of Cards' lineup again
WAS: Trea Turner (hamstring) sitting out Sunday
BOS: Jackie Bradley to undergo MRI on right knee
BOS: Mookie Betts (flu) back in action on Sunday
BOS: Hanley (flu) likely out until at least Tues.
LAA: Escobar scores three times as Angels edge M's
ARZ: Drury, Diamondbacks hang 11 runs on Indians
PHI: Kendrick goes 3-for-5 with four RBI, two runs

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Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS to any NL West team

In b4 mariners anime guy and royals guy.

Does faggot fuck Manfred not realize that you can't simultaneously shorten game times and add more offense. Seriously, fuck this guy.

Someone needs to get Manfred in the men's room with a thick rubber band around his balls like they did in Fight Club.
>do not fuck with us.

Made the thread too late, go to the real general here, even though he doesn't know how to fucking format the subject line. Time stamps are time stamps:

>even though he doesn't know how to fucking format the subject line
wahhh

W A H H H

dude, he typed 'mlb' twice. don't bitch at me just because spergs walk among us.

W A H H H
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Red Sox!

Not getting swept is like winning the World Series for a Dodgers fan.

Not winning the world series is like winning the world series to the Dodgers

Holy fuck my Mets are on fire! We're killing the Marlins

Jints

>mariners

>rags

Royals

Yankees finally won, i can wear my sanchez jersey to work tomorrow

yes/no

Should the Mariners rebrand as the Pilots and go back to these uni's?

Russell Westbrook could make a good shortstop

>Jints actually convert their save opportunity
>Memeners choke as hard as a team can choke

Have the jints passed their curse to Seattle?

Now Mariners fans know how white sox fans feel

>IT WAS 7-1
>IT WAS 9-3

except when white sox fans get really depressed they can watch highlights of their world series win

Absolutely not. Their current unis are god tier

That would imply were done blowing saves for the year

That is not the case

Both of these

yes

He would play wherever pads his stats the most, stay woke.

>Mariners

Shots fired

>Rangers look unbeatable and Beltre isn't even healthy yet

Be scared /mlb/

Please take a moment to apologize for doubting the arizona diamondbacks

>whos

Blowing 6 run leads before it was cool.

except when Asstros fans get really depressed they can watch highlights of the white sox world series win

Sry snek

>Zack memeke as the ace
They're a big glowing meme my friend

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>rags

Welcome to Las Vegas, brother. You will have a newer, better stadium.

come be Houston's second team.

the kid will be a star in a couple years desu

the rags already exist tho

no

Phillies

>tfw need a new closer

BOW DOWN TO YOUR MASTERS

what does the TC stand for???

thick cock

Twins always win and you are a fucking Cunt

Total Cukks

Twin Cities

Are the sneks legit? Sweeplease the Indians and beat the Giants 3-1. Their offense looks fucking insane with goldy, pollock, Tomas, Drury, and Peralta. Pic is my ex's ass

who bitch dis is?

Twin Cities

please stop memeing and tell me what it actually is

town center

>Dat yellow and powder blue uni

Twin Cities desu

Use Google you fuck

My whore of an ex

>Get ready to watch the Mest
>Look on TV
>ESPN broadcasting the game

testicular cancer

>"""unbeatable"""

Tigers Cuckuseveryyear

Reminder. The Toronto Blue Jays traded Noah Syndergaard to the Mets for R.A. Dickey and Josh Thole.

she looks like she understands the game of baseball

>Stream I have isn't Boone and Mendoza

Nice

>Gt+race+doesn+t+exist+yet+i+love+racial+diversity+_2f4c804766d827fd9591b6917f7e4cc5.jpg

She looks like she knits a wonderful sweater.

>dodgers

>Pitchers hitting

Why would anyone do this?

occasional reminder alex rodriguez commissioned not one, but two portraits of himself as a centaur

*takes you yard*

>pitchers can hit

okay then fat DHs can field

The Texas Rangers will sign Mike Trout.

>indians getting swept by the sneks
Everyone laugh at the American League

>pitchers can hit lmao
Dude wooooooow free outs lel my sides are splitting

In that game, the Yankees were the home team and Don Larsen actually hit. DH rules weren't set until 1973

I have a cool idea for Manfred. Make a channel on mlb.tv that is the equivalent of NFL RedZone

what is it with all these grand slams?
it must be a record for an opening week

Dark times.

I cant believe 1/2 the teams still practice such savagery.

why did only the AL adopt the DH anyway?

they wanted something to compete against Big Strong American NL pitchers hitting dingers

>Schwarber is only hitting one home run per series.
When will this horrible slump end?

>The movement started gaining traction in 1969, when baseball began experimenting with the D.H. in Triple-A leagues
>They were searching for ways to reignite stagnant offenses.
>For one thing, the American League’s batting average in 1972 was .239.
>For another, the A.L.’s attendance lagged more than 2 million behind the N.L.’s.

they literally couldnt compete with the superior NL

U know what

fuck those two teams.

Don't worry, the Cubs are also on track for killing one Cardinal player for every series they have.

Also the AL's attendance has always used 'tickets sold' as opposed to tickets punched on game day.

It's how the Who's opening had like four thousand people in the stands but the attendance was announced to be 35k.

Well.... You know...... I did always hate the Cubs less

Good old .500 Injuns, fugg

GG DBacks, hopefully you guys can shake up the NL West a bit.

>worst coast games are over for now
>home opener on Tuesday

Absolutely bueno

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youtube.com/watch?v=fFhw0n9_qj8

You don't even have to turn up the speakers to hear that crack of the ball on plastic and bone.

that's baseball.jpg

>this is what Autism looks like

whos.jpg

who gets fired first?
who gets demoted first?

is this the designated new thread?

Fired first: Everyone
Demoted first: Everyone.

I still remember Marilel fans trying to justify the cano contact sigh

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what is the best baseball fight of all time?

Having a winning record is nice but I was promised a good offense this year. We are being carried by pitching and dingers as usual.