ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are

ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.

Volume II

>Be me, strong, silent type with a tender heart from the wrong side of the tracks
>My oneitis gets attacked by a pack of niggers one night and I fight them off
>But there's this faggot who looks like a dark haired Fabio who wants to fucking stab me!
>And he's really good at juggling

>A quiet suburban high school
>Nothing ever happens
>Jocks think they're really cool
>Nothing happens
>Two quiet kids walk around unnoticed
>Nothing happens
>One day, the quiet kids are late for class
>Then they blow everyone's fucking brains out with high powered rifles

Describes two movies, one a drama and another a documentary. List them both if you're the man.

3 movies

>cornetto

>giant monster fucks shit up
>weeb fuck up relationship with girl
>girl becomes balloon and pops
>camera guy wants to bone balloon girl
>sequel coming in 2018

Three hours of this weird chick being obssesed with a TV show

A kid punching someome in elementary results in him almost dying later on

Columbine ikd about drama

Mobilefag here for some reason my shits fucked and i cant paste my entry from the last thread, pic related screenshot

>Boy abused and neglected
>Wishes for another life
>Gets to go on a journey
>He makes it across the world
>He likes insects and fruit
>They live in their ship at the end

james and the giant peach. make it harder next time

James giant peach too easy

Team America: World Police

My life?

Mett Demin

>They ride horses
>They fight tanks
>They somehow don't die
>War heroes

>Man with posh English accent wears his hair in a pony tail
>Someone gets stabbed with an unusual object
>Annoying ginger girl has bad credit
>But here's some salt water

Describes two very different movies released within one year of one another. One literally, one figuratively. List both if you're the fucking man.

>Guy gets kicked out of house
>Finds this bitch
>Although he initially hates her, he eventually falls in love
>A midget is killed

Hint: It’s a living, breathing meme

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Probably not your movie, but it fits.

> Guy finds out he is terminal.
> Takes his pet and leaves his family to explore the world.
> Meets a girl; turns out she is a huuuge animal lover and tree hugger.
> Her mother is murdered.
> Together they hunt down and confront the people responsible.
> They get away.
> He is inadvertently cured of his medical issues.

Shaun of the dead
Hot fuzz
Worlds end

Troll

There's a million Columbine movies.

No, but I like it!
This is a more recent movie for a hint.

>Based on a true story

Shaun of the Dead
Hot Fuzz
The Worlds End

Nope. Not ‘Troll’ and I’ve never seen Troll to tell you whether you are close.

winner winner

12 Strong. Get good

Super easy one that no one got last thread.

>A cop wants to kill my friend, some Irish kid
>He's an underage b& but really mature for his age
>I try to help out by working at the steel factory
>Along the way, I learn Spanish

>dude fucks his son. also baby rape.
pretty easy if you ask me

A Serbian Film

>A nigger takes a white man's cock into one of his orifices off camera
>John McClane is pissed the fuck off
>This other white guy doesn't have a sign out front that says "Dead nigger storage"
>And this definitely isn't the movie you're thinking of

>Run, Forest, Run!
>Said no one ever
>Twice
>Because this describes two movies. Name both of them, if you can.

nope
>hollywood live action film

you already posted this one faggot. Pulp Fiction

>gotta go fast
>gotta make alot of money
>Cop shoots me
>Our kids hate each other down the line
>Bad ending

James and the Giant Peach
[spoiler]my favorite[/spoiler] movie

Pulp Fiction

>The other white fun doesn’t have a sign out front that says “Dead nigger storage”

This is probably wrong, but is this The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus?

Argo?

this was my second guess

Fuck, i’ve Seen this movie but I don’t remember the name...

Wait, is it right?

I don't think so

Die Hard

In Bruges?

>Pulp Fiction
>you already posted this one faggot. Pulp Fiction
I said in that thread, and will say again now, no, it is not Pulp Fiction. And that should have been obvious if you read the full description.

"And this definitely isn't the movie you're thinking of"

Okay, because no one is getting this one, I’ll give another hint:

>Holy shit, there’s a motherfucking Dragon

War dogs?

Ah, didn’t see you say that it was incorrect in the last tread

you got it!

Shrek

Shrek 1

Haven't seen it, so that may well fit, but no. This is a slightly older movie. But not an "old-old" movie.

Willow

>be young kid, big skeptic
>guy with a mustache gives me a lot of shit
>why the fuck is everyone singing
>not a skeptic by the end

The Little Mermaid

yes

Finally! It’s been up for almost 100 posts between the 2 threads

The Lorax

Right actor, wrong movie.

Not a super well known movie, so don't sweat it if you haven't seen it. I have seen it posted in these threads a few times before, though.

Aladdin?

nope

No but it is a kids movie

>rich faggot kills god
>rich faggot feels bad
>rich faggot forms a team

>filmed in first person

I'm gonna call troll on this one. How many movies can one man possibly be in that has or mentions nigger signs?

The Jackal?

>dolan
>bang bangy bang
>it is a fesh wound
>i thing im invicible
>ha ha
>eryting asplode

Hardcore Henry?

The fuck did I just read?

Also, Rambo, because Stallone talks like that

Cloverfield

>The Jackal?
No
>How many movies can one man possibly be in that has or mentions nigger signs?
Maybe you shouldn't take every clue literally. How new are you to these threads? This IS a thread dedicated to bad descriptions, after all. Just a hint for future descriptions from other anons: when you see someone mention Batman, it doesn't literally mean it is a Batman movie. It mean's it's a movie starring Christian Bale, Michael Keaton, et al.

Anyway, if you can't get it, don't blow a fuse. Someone else will get it shortly, no doubt.

nope less sci-fi more monster

no

Ding ding ding we have a winrar

Oh so you're the nigger. Got it.

hint. there's a black girl that's fucking annoying and a white boy that's fucking annoying.
and also the guy with the mustache plays two other characters.

What do you mean by balloon girl? I don’t remember anything close to that description in that movie. I was thinking cloverfield, but that threw me off.

Perfect Stranger

>there's a black girl that's fucking annoying
So every black girl ever, then?

correct except she's not loud and annoying she's the kind that tries to be white and is still fucking annoying.

No.

The Crow?

>dude's computer breaks
>dude plays a board game with a friend
>dude fixes computer
>dude goes a little crazy

WarGames

no

Hmm, is it an older movie?

I feel like this should be easy...

Pi

yup

How about The Princess Bride? I haven't seen it in a long time, so I'm kind of hazy on whether those clues might work for it.

Place beyond the pines

Kind of a relative question but it's almost 15 years old now
Yes it should be very easy

>Guy takes three hostages in Bumfuck, Nowhere
>It's all part of his plan to have people share their pain with him

>Elephant
Fucking dumpster fire of a film

need more greentext.
The Human Centipede?

>I'm kind of hazy on whether those clues might work for it.
If they do, it's purely by coincidence, because that's not the movie I'm thinking of.

Damn. I should have got that one. I love that fucking movie.

This

Yes and yes. Well, I enjoyed the ending quite a bit. But God damn, did Gus van Sant make you wait for it.

Meet the robinsons.

It's hard to come up with more greentext that doesn't totally give away the game. This is a movie that's memed about a bit, but I wonder if many people have actually seen it. Let's see, how about:
>A legendary ham just has a question

no.
Okay final hint. There's a train. If this doesn't give it away I don't know what will