Greetings. I am a time traveler from the year 2036. I am on my way home after getting an IBM 5100 computer system from the year 1975.
My "time" machine is a stationary mass, temporal displacement unit manufactured by General Electric. The unit is powered by two, top-spin, dual-positive singularities that produce a standard, off-set Tipler sinusoid.
I will be happy to post pictures of the unit.
Tits with timestamp or gtfo
Does it has to do with any sort of radiation? There's a claim that one was build in 1981
Also, I realize there is no way for anyone to believe me with absolute certainty so I hope I'm at least entertaining. You may be interested to know that even in 2036, there are a large number of people who don't believe in time travel. Are you sure the world is round?
knowing people today believing in utter nonsense, it won't be an stretch to think that people of the time travel era doesn't believe in such thing
this is steins gate
Hey SERN agent. You won't take my machine.
ayyy lmao he thinks John Titor comes from steins gate
go ahead and post pictures of the unit
Here is a schematic overview of my model
and a photo
were the cameras of the future severely damaged or they can't be brought back in time?
I only had an old camera I brought with me from the 70s. It's that or my webcam.
lol nice try cuck but all that image noise plus the thin steering wheel and basic leather seat pattern clearly reveals a spoof picture taken in the 80s
>A vehicle can only have a photo taken of it the year it was made.
How old are you?
Can't you become a fucking millionaire and take some brand new idea that was created in the future, and go back in time and patent that theory for yourself, thus altering the space time continuum forever?
well, he could thecnically patent the time travel machine
Any thing that i should bet on like major sporting events and shit also what happens to Australia
Who killed jfk
No. As someone would use it to go back in time to patent the time traveling machine before he did.
Does the great kek overload come down and shower us with greatness
What major events will happen in the next 15 years?
Any good porn?
Its a hoax jsut google the pic of the car he sent
Is Sup Forums still running? Is it still garbo?
So, uh... that some shipping container meth lab?
Are bitcoins in 2036?
Yes. My time machine cost 1 bitcoin to produce. The current exchange rate is 1 bitcoin to 50 billion 2017 dollars.
So yeah, there is no cure to autism still in 2036
In the future everyone is autistic. The normie virus has been cured.
Can you tell me about the yarvis empire and district 503?
or what about the floating robots?
>stationary mass
Then how u on earth???
John Titor is back, except this time he's autistic
Tell us about Ploxivert or else youre a lying time traveler.
If anything, that's a portable fission reactor, presumably used for otg military purposes