This fucking thread again: ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything

This fucking thread again: ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.

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C'mon fuckers.

There's nothing of value I could learn from you and your opinion on everything is worthless.

But I'll throw you a bone and a bump and a (you) for not posting a suicide thread.
Well done

>There's nothing of value I could learn from you and your opinion on everything is worthless.

Well ... I guess.

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OP how close have you gotten to try escort on Backpage?

How often do you masturbate?

With wizard power comes greater responsibility?

Kissless? okay, my question is how? and do you have wizard powers?

because no one kissed him, it seems sort of self explanatory to me

>OP how close have you gotten to try escort on Backpage?

Not close. I'm a fucking coward in that regard.

>How often do you masturbate?

Maybe once a week.

>With wizard power comes greater responsibility?

Na.

Never been kissed. Whats so hard to understand.?

How does it happen? I mean are you disgusting? Are you horrible to look at?
Sooner or later, if you are neither, you are bound to meet at least one female that will give you some pussy. I mean you are 34!

Just hire a hooker dude. Unless you have a very good reason holding onto your v-card, throw it away.

If you live in a country where prostitution is illegal, then either go to a city where it's notorious anyway or go on a holiday to a country where it is legal if you're too afraid.

>How does it happen? I mean are you disgusting? Are you horrible to look at?

I'm average looking. But I'm a socially awkward sperglord.

>Sooner or later, if you are neither, you are bound to meet at least one female that will give you some pussy. I mean you are 34!

Well, I didn't.

Have you tried to "just be yourself," yet?

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Yes. And I suck at being somebody else.

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What's zero divided by zero?

undef

What's your total asset worth?

He doesn't need a hooker he needs a bride to breed

Are you afraid of females op?
What do you feel when you get close to interacting w/ females your age. I.e walking down the street school etc

Also shoplifting

How would you rate your looks from 1 to 10?

Maybe 20k USD.

I'm not more afraid of females than I am of males. They are normal people.

if 0.999...=1, that means that 0.000...1=0, and 0=0.00...1. now that we've determined 0 is an actual number, we can apply the fact that any number divided by itself is 1, so 0/0=1

Mind blown

>Maybe 20k USD.
Lol what a poorfag, what have you been doing all these years?

Whats the difference between a duck

Its a fucking

One of its legs are both the same.

Useless studies in an oversaturated field.

Face 4/10. Body 6/10

Then what is it that prevents you from meeting girls to have sex with? If you have no problem talking to them, what's the issue?
There's gotta be something holding you back man

>e sex with? If you have no problem talking to them, what's the issue?
>There's gotta be something holding you back man

I've got a problem talking to them but it is not fear, just total social retardation.

I feel the same way about myself alot of the time. Mostly cause it's true.
I've started recently by just flat out telling people "look, I'm weird as fuck" people just laugh it off usually. But it's great to fall back on when they find out you actually are really weird and awkward.
Fake it till you make it Sup Forumsrother

Do you have guy friends? What do you do in your spare time?

I try.

>Do you have guy friends?

No.

>What do you do in your spare time?

Sports (climbing/bouldering, running, cycling, gym), cooking, reading, vidya.

You might as well study in Qi Gong and Tai Chi Chuan or other Kung Fu's.
I am a lower level kissless virgin (lvl 30) but possibly not for long thanks to my many years of virgin training in internal martial arts.
We can learn to not only save mass amounts of sperm, but transmute it into energy. Theoretically, one could have the energy surplus double or triple the normal human being.
What's more, is you can learn to use your body, mind and spirit to defend yourself and others in dire circumstances.

Stuck as a virgin? Train traditional Chinese Kung Fu I say.

21 year-old permakv here. Teach me the ways of the wizardry magic, Master.

The fuck?

I challenge you to go up to a female clerk and compliment her. Recognize that awful pit in your stomach, and move past it at all costs. I don't care if you start crying and stuttering. You will walk out of the store feeling victorious.
After that, do it ten more times. Each time will be easier than the last.

Think of it like a video game, or cycling.
I like to think about it like lifting.
Yeah it sucks to sweat your ass of trying to lift half of what the other guys can lift. You might look dumb. But guess what? You WILL see progress. no matter how hard you fail, or how stupid you look, you will get better.
And if you can learn to accept the fact that pain/failure is only temporary.
You will achieve things you never thought were possible.
Be proud of you failures op. They are only stepping stones towards greatness

Thanks.

Hope it helps. Didn't mean to come off as douchey if I did. I'm speeding atm so I couldn't stop myself from rambling lol

It's alright.

It's alright, it's okay. You've got something to live for! Jesus told me sooo!

>be me, 49, turning 50 in 45 days
>virgin
>not kissless, because I kissed a girl in 1995, and many times until 1997
>mfw

>>not kissless, because I kissed a girl in 1995, and many times until 1997

Fucking normie.

user you still here? What's your job and how much you earn annually?

I currently work in a supermarket and make around 12k annually.

No man is equal. Some men are destined for greatness, others, not so much. Try your best from now until your death, and try to make the people in your life happy with you.

>implying there are people in my life.

That guy is full of shit. Life is what you make it. You want something bad? Get it, or die trying