What is your biggest current problem user? Are you hopeless?

What is your biggest current problem user? Are you hopeless?

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>Getting a DUI
>Not having a job
>Not Having a license
>Not having a car
>Need both of those things in order to even go find a fucking job
>On probation for another 6 months that I have to pay for each month but can't due to NO JOB.
>Fuck the system

Attempting to light my fireplace with a cigarette lighter

>Going to the beach with friends tomorrow
>Scared because of social awkwardness

Can't play lol on my landlords shitty internet. Can only play osrs. Shits rough

Cant get drunk off two gallon of beer per day.

Biggest problem is probably that I need to improve my health a lot by changing my diet, cutting out alcohol completely, and exercising regularly in order to stop the issues I'm having with acid reflux and my stomach.

Alcoholic
I literally can't stop drinking till I end up in the hospital or I physically can't get out of bed to make it to the liquor store.
I don't end up in jail because I drink alone holed up in my room and I live literally across the street from my favorite bar and liquor store so I don't drive to get my alcohol.

Im not even of this Earth brah....
Waiting for it....

Terry?

Growing older and not knowing what the fuck I'm going to do with my life.

TERRY?!?!

cant find tall buff guy to make me his slave
cant find somebody interesting to fuck

Who is Terry my name is Kyle I'm a little out of the loop.

I HATE PEOPLE

This made me kek

Holy shit. If this is you Terry, text me.
Its Jeff

I can play Lucio in Masters, but my tanks are only mid-Diamond at best. Master DPS is definitely hopeless, but maybe I can get there with tanks. I think I'm too much of a pussy. My tank-only alt account maxed out at 3300.

I suppose two years of unemployment is technically a bigger problem.

Holy shit who is Terry seriously my name is Kyle I legit want to know who this Terry is.
I don't know anyone named Jeff this shit is intriguing though

You're a piece of shit user for driving while intoxicated. You deserve what you get faggot. No sympathy. You say fuck the system but you fucked up. You blame others for your mistakes you must be nig nog

>I suppose two years of unemployment is technically a bigger problem.

What did you do before that for work?

I just found out a 23-year-old woman might be my daughter from my fun days. She's dragging her feet on the DNA test. I want to know if I can fuck her or not already. Her mother walked in on us while we were close to banging and told me that night we had was around the time she was conceived. Last 3 DNA tests were negative, I'm about due for a positive.

god damn it 3rd world, stop having real problems so I can feel sorry for myself.

little dipshits who think they are global pros but suck peon cock

So ronery

I had sex last with the lights off in missionary postion with the sole purpose of procreating.

I have an uncle named Jeff.
He has lots of money.

Gf and i have been dating for a little over 3 years and she wants to get married. I love her but i absolutely refuse to get married and the holiday for some reason have her pushing the subject harder than ever. I feel an ultimatum coming soon from her.

I am on a great quest. It is coming to its end and I no longer have the single minded focus I need to finish the task properly, life, alcohol, work, friends, tv etc keep distracting me.
While I know I need to complete the task that was given to me I think I'm starting to worry What I'll do when its over. its become such a part of me that to just move on to another goal, quest or interest seems disingenuous.

also I'm an alcoholic, relatively unfit and need to stop putting off other life goals

an hero you sick piece of shit

Why do you refuse?

Because marriage is bullshit. Why put a label on something?

Computer programming. Boring enterprise work for the most part. ASP.NET, C#, database shit.

I'm lonely and I don't find joy in anything I do.

Just get your licence, fucktard.

Do you want to have children someday? If you don't then marriage is rather pointless, but if you do it kind of makes sense to have that bond.

Well my parents are divorced my uncles aswell. Ive had a few good friends get divorcedl. Ive seen how it can end and how fucking bad you can get screwed. Im not risking it. And i dont understand why being together isnt enougn.

You sick fuck. Get help.

Sleep deprivation from recuring nightmares. I'm afraid of going to sleep and feeling more and more tired everyday.

That's why I drink myself to sleep... fewer dreams and even when I do dream, I cannot wake from the nightmare and still physically get sleep.

If you focus on your project(s), you won't bother about others. But so many people won't listen, just staying with problems. You can control your tought, if you will...

Pay for your own shit, nigger.

It's because off two gallon.

I can't stop jerking off to roll threads

YesterdayI was using Spotify premium and I deleted the data from the app. Now I don't know my password. The email address I used was from guerilla mail do it expires 30 minutes after creation. So now I can't sign in to Spotify.

opi w/d. im taking a tolerance break so i can an hero properly later

Do you want to continue with computer programming work or switch occupations entirely?

But others can interfere with you and catch you doing something and attack you or record you and report you to others so they attack you

yeah, I have to agree. however, I still think that it is kind of fucked because you are in a really bad position. honestly, I would rather that we throw your ass in jail for a few years. you could do your time, and then rejoin society and try again. so yeah, the system is kind of dicking you, but I don't have a lot of sympathy for DUIs. I drink heavily and constantly for most of my adult life, and I have never gotten behind the wheel of a car. If you cant afford a cab, you cant afford to go out. hell, sometimes I would park my car somewhere downtown, walk to the bars, then sleep it off in my car. had a blanket, jug of water, and aspirin in the back seat. there is literally no reason to drink and drive.

Well, my wife's father a drunkyard and I feel like this would be the fastest way to losing her. So, I'm just on heavy medication. Still takes a long time to fall asleep but i'm getting much less waking up screaming from nightmares lately (about once a week instead of several times a night) so, I guess the pills do their job and now I need the therapy to stop being afraid of going to sleep. (i'm over 30)

tldr

Finish your project, than you will find another one.

The lack of wanting things is at the core of my issues. Sure, I guess. That would require me to do something, but instead of that I do nothing.

I have no major mental problems. 99th percentile schizoid traits, but that doesn't explain my chronic laziness.

buy stronger beer

Crash my car
Wark in Mcdonald
No gf
Need to go to dentist
Shitty studies

Problem with meds is that they linger in your job performance longer the next day. If you are anything like me, being afraid to go to sleep is not the root. Whatever is causing the nightmares is. I am doing the lazy, cheaper, less healthy way of doing it... drinking myself to sleep. You are taking the hard way. I respect that.

It's 7% man.

I'm a nigger, how do I fix this?

white paint

I drink 8.1 at minimum. buy stronger beer. a gallon of 8.1 gets me where I want to go.

if you genuinely cannot get drunk on two gallons of 7% beer, then you are drinking too slow or you need to contact some kind of research group because you posses some kind of trait that we need to study. but you are probably lying.

My dick is just too big.

Stop being a nigger. That IS a choice. Niggers are not the same as black people. As a matter of fact, most of the nigger scum I know are white.

>I love eating sweet shit
>I cant eat any sweets for 8 weeks because I need to cut weight for a fight

>out of money
>uni failed
>no car
>diverse psychological disorders
>no money for a psychotherapist
>hikki with 0 social skills
>only skill&hobby is drawing porn

end me now Sup Forums

>The lack of wanting things is at the core of my issues

Wanting things is kind of pointless unless you are specifically competing against other people as a way to validate yourself based on how much better or worse you are than them. What would give your life meaning? If you haven't worked for two years than you should take a gamble on something you might want to do even if it is crazy. You've got nothing to lose. I struggled to find decent work for a couple years after I finished college and end up taking a job in another country and it was totally worth it. I hope you can find something that gives your life meaning.

me2, makes things awkward, looks like im hard when I'm not.

doubt it. you say that because some stand up comedians made jokes, but you never talk about those white people the same way you do about the black people. The truth is, a nigger is a black person who doesn't act white. Even then, you probably still call him a nigger behind his back. Stop acting like you occupy some higher moral area and just accept your racism.

Don't bother

I know the struggle friendo. I can't wear shorts or anything that isn't really loose fitting.

No. A nigger is a person who acts like a nigger, nothing more. I don't talk about black niggers because I'd get shit for it. I do talk about the non-black niggers. I even do it to their face.

Hell no I don't want kids. I don't want to bring someone into this fucked up world.

Jobless and have no income, living with parents. Studying for my future career, but that will take a whole other year... so I'm contemplating if I should just focus entirely on my studies or get a job while I'm studying, so that I have some money and could actually get girls and buy extra materials for studies/ what I want. However, that obviously takes away some time from studies and R&R so... I feel uncertain.

Then you have no reason at all to get married.

Well, I'm lucky enough to live in a country with good healthcare. My doctor pulled me out of work for a year and i'm still getting 80% of my pay (and when you concider the cost of maintaining your car and eating out often with coworkers, you don't actually lose much). As said earlier, I know the therapy is the only way to have a definitive end to this shitty situation. I was in deep depression for several years and started therapy and medication early this year,I'm already doing a lot better. I ended up doing what had to be done recently, tell my parents and the police I was raped when I was 10 (during a trip with school, by the guy enforcing the curfew after he surprised me mid-fap and made me think he gave me the right punishment) my wife already knew before we started dating, my sister knew for a few years, but telling my parents, the cops and going to therapy was a huge leap to do and I'm pretty happy that I did. But I still can't help it, I feel like I helped my rapist get other victims with my very long silence (I know he got another boy the day after me).

So you would bang a hottie that is more or less a hotter, younger female version of you after her mother tells you she might be your kid without knowing for sure she is NOT your kid?

I lost my wife and two little girls. We had a house and everything was going well. Now I live in a one bedroom apartment. The only thing I have left is my dog. I try to move on but it's so hard some night I can't sleep I just cry. I know have to be strong but sometimes I just can't.

Are they gone, or was that a divorce settlement or smth?

They died in a car accident.

Nop. 6X 42oz Milwaukee's best ice per day because it's the only thing that doesn't make me gag. I do drink kind of slow but I metabolize and process a glass of beer within 10 minutes of drinking it so drinking fast won't fix this. There's no real alcohol sold within 50 miles and I can't drive because seizures. Might be crohns or diabeetus, new blood work from the vampires incoming soon and I'll know.

Damn. I can't say anything besides what this song says: youtu.be/Y6yUY7M9yfw

Fuck. Well the best thing you can do is start more relationships... friends, a girlfriend and all that. You need "social health", because it makes you much stronger. You need someone to talk to.

It happened about two months ago. Im okay during the day when I'm active and doing things. It just hits hard at night when I'm alone with my thoughts.

What even is acting "white"? You mean acting civilized? I've traveled the world, and can assure that whites aren't the only people who act civilized.

I have a pretty fucking fantastic life but I'm fat as fuck and have a low pain tolerance. Most exercise is very painful and I don't do pain meds so I don't lose much. Swimming is OK except I hate for people to make "beached whale" jokes when I'm trying to better myself. I have pretty thick skin to fat jokes but it gets to me after a while.

inb4 put down the fork. I've cut my calorie intake dramatically but I don't exercise so it really doesn't make any difference.

Dude, same fucking experience here but literally this was 37 years ago. #1 suggestion: ride it out, don't fucking make it worse by driving on a suspended license.

The big problem is I feel like I'm stuck in the trap of modern life: Wake up, work, sleep. I try to recover on the weekends, but it never really satisfies. My college career has stalled out on me. I know I'll be doing the same thing once I graduate, my rent's just going to be higher.

I'm right on the edge of joining the army and turning doors to splinters for the infantry guys for four years in the hopes that it will make me strong enough to live the life I want to live when I get out. Problem is I've fallen for the four years to fix your life scheme before, and I don't want to get burned again. I just want to do something satisfying, and find good people to do it with.

WHat if you drive w no insurance but don't crash?

I ran out of lube and I really need some anal fun.
Nearest store that sells it is 45 minutes away and it's pretty much a snowstorm outside.
Have to get drunk instead.

if you get pulled on a safety check, you're fucked.

I am from the future and my time machine stopped working, I have to go back but I am having a hard time fixing the damn thing.
As it is right now I will probably be stuck here for the rest of my life, I knew this was a possibility from the start but it is still hard to accept now that it happened.

Will I ever get laid?

You're actually going back home, one second at a time.

Trying to sleep. My dad died tonight, and I can't help imagining him alone and cold somewhere. Terrible.

Can I come with you if I help? Im a engineer

ay nigga, sux 2 hear, just soldier on

Sorry fren

But home is also getting one second further out of reach with every tick of the clock, unless future medicine makes you immortal.

sori matey

Currently failing my last year of high school, so I’ll probably not be able to start my bachelors straight away.

My salary is above average even tough I didn't finish my academic degree. I just won a major project for my company and was awarded accordingly. But still, I'm empty.

I'm a realist and that is breaking me.