You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a gf Sup Forums
You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a gf Sup Forums
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Afraid of commitment, bit of social anxiety, stubborn, and too used to being independent.
i have a porn collection and a towel instead. it doesn't give me shit about being unemployed.
But shouldnt you be employed? Regardless of someone telling you or not?
Childhood physical and sexual abuse + split up with qt 3.14 ex
im fat and ugly
Have a hoe already
I've all but given up on women so I'm trying to get with my qt trap friend
i don't want one for various reasons
Because when they find out my personality is who I really am, they leave.
my best relationship was with a trap friend. Much better than my wife now.
He caught my porn collection: corneey.com
I was posting pictures of myself all over tumblr
Because I'm married
Refuse to click that link
get off Sup Forums mom
that's not an excuse
I can't find any
Because there is no such thing as true love in this reality, relationships are based on a compatibility percentage and compromise. When you settle down with someone, a person in the next city could be 15% more compatible and you would never know, and that's just ONE reason, i have a dozen more but fuck you and fuck this.
That's my answer right there.
Was in a relationship for 2 years; got fed up pretty quickly, should have ended it way sooner.
Having a pair of big tits to snuggle into after cumming was nice though. Well, cuddling in general was.
I do miss the cuddling most.
I miss having someone to kiss after waking up.
.
dammit I'm not ok.
fuck
Girls don't find me atractive, no matter how much I try. I wanna kill my self from an overdose while listening to lil peep and jacking off to my own tears
Because I'm not trying to get one.
I know several strippers who give me a regular customer discount and who will come to my house. They are much hotter than any civilian girl I would be able to get.
I have plenty of male friends to associate with after I'm done fucking.
Not to say you can't still pair up and be happy, this is just a personal reason based on heartless logic, we are all on the journey through life and nobody knows the truth. Just play the game as best you can, follow the golden rule, and dont take the easy way out.
There's isn't much 'quality girl' around; i don't want to go at a party, show off my girl and having 15 of the 20 man present having already fucked her
how do i get one?
>Have Autism, Social Anxiety Disorder and Chronic Depression at the same time
I don't deserve love. I'm a worthless human being. Happiness is for other people.
Eyyy same here. Had some relationships but those never work out in the long run. Figured I'd stay single.
Women scare me and i find them generally untrustworthy
Just look what happened to poor Brendan Fraser
because my wife would get pissed at me.
girls are kinda smelly
Because i’m a dickhead
You sound gay as fuck
Amen, lol
Because i am full blown homo
I'm just overweight and I feel self-conscious. I'll eventually figure out my shit.
I'm a faggot.
first year of college :^)
Live in a small town where girls are taken or they're garbage.
Also I'm an ugly fatfuck.
Micro Penis.
i dont know how to flirt with wamen and insecure about sex appeal
I'm a loser, baybee, so why don't you kill me
should i be employed? given that i have trained in four different fields and been automated out of each? i'm seriously thinking about becoming a priest, a politician or a cop next, just to see those fields of endeavor disappear as well.
the few people who do have jobs right now should be looking around nervously, in case there's a python script or a Boston Dymanics robot ready to do what they do, for nothing.
professional clumsy fuckup? yeah, the robots have that covered too.
This one
Cause I'm an ugly fucker
"I have a message to deliver to the cute people of the world...if you're cute, or maybe you're beautiful... there's MORE OF US UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS OUT THERE THAN YOU!! So watch out."
- Frank Zappa
Stop taking worthless retard jobs.
because I'm too fucking insecure to only have one and the second i get one i'm like, hmm, if i got this one,, I can have a different one too can't i? It wasn't that hard, so i know i can od it again.... and so on and so forth and I am very sad that i keep doing this.
i am not even humble bragging. I am too much of a fucking whore and I just need to be covered in more than one pussy I can't only have onegina, it isn't enough, i need to drown myself in that shit.
Society forced me to have a gf but I don't want it.
Severe autism, low sex drive, don't like to meet people.
I'm 5'3''.
Zappa is a fucking hero. His worldview was spot on, but nobody listened.
Women hate me and I hate them.
NOBODY LISTENED posts frank zappa quote written down my listener to be saved for after his death.
You're not austitic you're a lazy fat piece of shit who no one finds sexy because you're sodden and boring and haven't bothered to go through the pain of developing yourself into anything other than the useless baby shaped turd your mother shat out of her wizard's sleeve. Go the fuck outside and explore the gignatic fucking planet you were born on, suck a hobo's cock snort some cocain or something, fuckit, take some fucking acid or some fucking shrroms for fucks sake you weak little bitch, just because some faggot in a white coat told your faggot mother and her faggoty dumb ass believe him that you were MEDICALLY DAMAGED doesn't mean it's fucking true, you're using that shit as a fucking excuse. I am a useless piece of shit who never amounted to anything and i've lived in 12 countries in the last 3 years. I am sure as fuck not able to hold down a steady job or be nice to someone who deserves it, but I'm sure as fuck smart enough to know when I hear a fucking excuse. Got some news for you motherfucker, LIFE, HURTS LIKE A BITCH. My ego has died so many fucking times the machine elves call me god emperor.
OH NO YOU ARE SHORT!!!! okay, so then find a short girl you dumb fuck. You think there isn't someone out there who doesn't want a manlet she can pick up and suck the dick off of? You're not short, you're using it as an excuse jean claudvandam is fucking short and he's got so much pussy floating around him he has to clorinate his own gene pool. So get the fuck up and stop jerking your little dick off to pictures of people who didn't give you their permission to see them naked, and go and form an actual fucking relationship. every single thing they say on this webpage about asserting dominance is true as,learn to do it with style fucking talking shit about my fucking gender about how we're autistic or short, I'ma fucking find you and I'm going to make you into a woman
dear idiots in this thread, girls don't speak guy. Guys speak girl. Stop speaking guy to girls. language doesn't even matter other than if it's guy or girl, don't speak guy to girls, they don't give a fuck.
Mostly because of being married
I don't speak whatever language you're speaking now
This is what normalfag ignorance sounds like.
Because I fuck these hoes then I leave I've probably got about 10 kids at this point
most girls my age (mid 20s) still have the mentality and emotional frailty of a kid in high school
Because love is an addict behavior .. and i hate that, it take time, and i need my time to take real drugs .. more funny
I am a fat fuck with depression and PTSD, I don't go outside much and I have shitty hygiene. I'm not worth much to anyone.
Because she dumped me
I’m really fucking gay
>You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a gf Sup Forums
they are cunts, attention seeking bitches, suck you dry of emotion and money
rub one off, it's cheaper and remains faithful
Because I'm married.
I'm married. Thus I have a wife rather than a girlfriend. But we are poly-amorous so it is still an option. Just not in a good place financially to support multiple partners at the moment.
None of them like Star Wars and the ones that say they do are canon sheep.
If you're job can be automated, it probably takes very little skill to do. Go learn something useful
>Source
I install and maintain the equipment that took your job
I was led on by someone I really loved.
I have one but
>that feel when you can lowkey tell that the relationship will die even though there currently isn't any drama
Just one of them is worth my time and money.
Poor genes and fear of rejection as well as abandonment issues
I don't need one. I think i am emotionally strong enough to live on my on with my friends. I can have sex whenever i feel like it. I mean i just go to a bar and score some qt. When you have friends that emotionally support you, a relationship can only offer you sexual experience and i don't think the time and effort you devote for a relationship is worth it.
Because she dumped me yesterday morning
cuz i dont like fatties
been married twice and had a few steady gfs. single by choice now.
I'm downright creepy.
underrated series
Never seen that image b4 made me lol haha
Wtf r those
Don't want to be labeled a rapist because I looked at her funny.
Ikr?
Man I remember seeing Brendan Fraser in an interview post divorce and seeing just how broken he looked it was so sad.
Because my ex gf/fiance wasn't the one for me. And now I'm in love with a guy.
tl;dr
Because 7 8 9
His cunt ex-wife really ruined him
Wife gets mad.
In love of a girl who doesn't want me.
What do you do to feel better about this? I'm in a similar position
no statement needed
When I'm not close to the girl I lose interest and keep doing my own shit, fuck social media
>be me
>grew up in violent and strange home
>wasnt allowed friends
>wasnt allowed to talk to girls
>become adult and leave home
>realize not only do i have no learned social skills from parents but also have none from personal experience
>as time goes on lose all interest in hobbies
>no friends+hobbies= no personality
>no personality+social skills= boring autistic
>and we all know boring autistic cant just grab 'em by the pussy
I'm assuming you are asking about the poly-amorous part. Me and my wife can have partners outside of our marriage. It's basically the same as an open marriage. But in our case we both have to okay the other's choice in partner. She can't just come home and say, " Hey user, I just met a guy at the gas station and we hooked up behind the dumpster." There has to be some level of communication. If she lets me know she is going out with the intention of hooking up with some random dude then I'm cool with almost anything with some limits. All this applies to me as well. It all creates a level of trust and understanding between me and her that is hard to find in most conventional relationships.
I have a small penis
Yeah divorce court has a painfully obvious bias towards women and 2/3 divorces are initiated by women. It's one of the main reasons I refuse to marry (or at least legally) I would consider living with someone if common law isn't in my state.
asked wife. said no.
Too lazy to leave the house
I have one.
But sometimes I wish I havent.
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