What's it like to be a girl with a big ass? I know what it's like to have a penis...

What's it like to be a girl with a big ass? I know what it's like to have a penis, but I wonder what it's like to have a huge ass.

comfortable to sit on.

thats a nice ass!

Everyone laughs I wish my brother and his friends would stop smacking

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You're probably a guy larping but ironic as it's gona sound that's pretty much what happens. My ex had wide hips and a big ass, told me her friends both guys and girls would slap it and sometimes guys she'd never met would try.
Not much you can really do I guess.

I wonder too

Mmmmmmm
More ass pics
Who is she

Its nice for the obvious reasons but clothing is my main issue. Like most underwear seem like thongs for me. When you have a big butt and are not into thongs it feels nice to have that full covered support around your butt.
But most underwear feel like they can only cover 20% of each cheek so therefore im stuck all day pulling wedgies out of my ass..
Then im stuck getting granny panty underwear to get the support i want...which would be fine...IF THEY COULD JUST ADD A CUTE DESIGN ON THEM. Its always just plain ugly white or these ugly flower patterns that 90 year old ladies flaunt.


So yea...thats my main issue

you're not a real girl. nearly all girls i have met wear thongs on a regular basis anyway because they don't want panty lines through their skirts/jeans/shorts.

You're meant to be wearing thongs in the first place, fuckwad.

>what are boy shorts

>thongs
Found the porn-addled virgin

>all girls i have met wear thongs on a regular basis

Youve been seeing some skanky ass roasties my dude.

Rumple gay fag here

My girl

Virgin detected

Wtf are you talking about? Clearly the only girls you see are in porn you fucking loser

to be fair, maybe he lives in New Jersey

Boy shorts have the same issue...either theyre too high cut on the legs and once again creates the forever wedgie while making my ass just feel like its just drooping our of them or theyre to low and then create this box effect that makes me lower torso region square shaped and unflattering.

Best i have are Hipsters. Some are a nice fit while others are shit

Workout shorts for underpants?

Ive actually worn those...while the fir feels good the crotch part gets a bit annoying since the hem is like right in the middle and rubbing up against everything and creating bad friction.
Ive just learned to deal with the ugly underwear...

If you shop carefully you can find some that have a gusset crotch and won't split you down the middle.

Bunch of newfaggots here.
Tits or gtfo

True but im also a poor bitch so like i said i just deal with the ugly ones i have. Im in a long term relationship so its not like i really even need good lookin panties anymore

No ones new...we just dont care

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why not just lose some weight?

You're the newfag. The rule is when women announce being a girl when it isn't relevant to the thread - this is relevant. But you'd know that if you'd been here a while.

Also only newfags do the whole "lol newfag" thing

>LTR
got it

If anyone's new it's you for not knowing how Tits or GTFO works

My clothes are like shrink wrap, pic related.

>Im in a long term relationship so its not like i really even need good lookin panties anymore
my last gf got lazy too. kicked her to the curb. at least try.

Its never relevant to mention your female gender in a thread you fucktard. The rule is ALWAYS valid when someone identifies as a woman. Just describe it in the 3rd person or pretend you're a man who heard it from a grill. Saying you're a grill is always unnecessary attention whoring.

BUT..this poster didn't even identify as a woman. Just said user is wearing women underwear, which can be done by both genders. So you're all retards.

Its not like im really fat...i just have a big ass.

We need to see a pic of you and your big ass

You can't be normal weight and have an ass so big that you have problems buying underwear. Maybe by disgusting American standards you are normal, but medically you are fat.

It's an old rule and people don't follow it because they don't know the rules because they haven't been here long enough to know them.
>gets called new
>no u r
>reddit spacing
Normally I would agree with you about buzzword faggotry but not here because there are no girls on the internet and if you are one you must show tits or gtfo. You wouldn't know that though because you didn't read the fucking manual before coming here.
Pretty simple stuff newfaggots. The relevancy of the thread means nothing. Used to be a way to bait into seeing femanons tits
It isn't about caring its about following the fucking rules dipshit
I know how it works retard and this thread would be bait if it wasn't infested with cancer like you and the two above you.
Abandoning thread not replying to all you fucking morons. All cancer can't even win at bait threads to piss off alleged femanons or get wins out of them.
Literally stop posting, this isn't reddit where people want to hear your opinion on shit. It's pretty simple stuff, as I said. But you all need things repeated for you. Shouldn't even be posting

Eh, wrong.

I'm not a fan of big ass myself, I like my gf having a body of a petite teen, but I'd tap that poozer!

>implying im lazy
>implying indint try


My bf vocally has said he doesn care what underwear i wear anymore...we know whats underneath and we just wanna get to that part.

Also his idea of "sexy" underwear is spiderman underwear. Every once in a while i bust them out.

When you actually go passed a point of cariing what your SO is wearing thats actual love buddy

What did you do write that bullshit yesterday? These are the only rules that ever mattered.
What's the point in having rules if you don't follow them or if you just start randomly making your own little bullshit tweaks to the existing rules?
Rules 30 and 31.
Its pathetic that you think anything else matters. You haven't been here long enough to post yet.
Lurk more dumb faggot

lol this is 2017 we aren't proud of being 27 year old virgins anymore and actually know how to interact with women now

if you honestly think the time before this was better it's time to get the fuck out

holy shit you do understand that bullshit is done, right? like the internet of 2005 is dead and not coming back?

also since when have we ever followed rules here lol

Nah

Uh yea you can be an average weight and has issues with underwear...
I never fucking said i had a problem finding my size...just the way they make the cut around the leg holes are the issue

w-would you dress up in a spiderman suit for me when we get jiggy?

Not for you no haha

But hey if my bf asked id do it...whatever tickles his fancy.
i had sex with him in Black Cat cosplay. Was a good time

femanon with big ass here
>inb4 u know the reeeeeee
>idgaf
basically if I want to get laid I go out with any type of tight pants and if I really wanna get laid I'll wear shorts. Thats about all it offers me. I'd rather be a toothpick with a flat ass though. My body makes me fear aging.

>anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster
>the harder you try, the harder you fail
>if you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure
>always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason
>caps lock is cruise control for cool
>when one sees a lion, one must get into the car

wow. okay guys. This is a really super cool club and everyone should follow like ALL of these right now or else anonymous will punish you. This is so cool.

Wow you sir are a newfag and full retard.

Stop replying to every post you tryhard fucking faggot.I am SICK to death of you. You are nothing but a low life piece of shit with nothing better to do than sit behind your damned keyboard playing at the big I am. You live in a fantasy world and take some warped sense of pleasure from posting shit such as this.

I would dearly LOVE to meet you one day - I may be a pacifist but i'd smash your fuckin teeth in without a second thought you tosser - do us all a favour and fuck off back to the sewer you came from.

Other posters - while I apologise for the use of profanities and the nature of my post I do not apologise for aiming it at this piece of shit who does nothing on this thread but wind people up and is the most disrespectful arsehole I have ever encountered on any thread. One or two posts I think I could live with but the fucking diarrhea that spouts fromt his dickheads mouth is constant. Behaving like this and posting like this is absolutely disgraceful and I for one am fuckin fuming that this wanker is still here and allowed to post such shit.

>its pathetic that you thing anything else matters

le anonymous super secret rule book is all that matters, everyone

Hawt

Yea hes a big spiderman fan and Black Cat is his favorite so i made the costume for him

any chance of pics?

Of my black cat?
I really didnt take much that night since it was actually halloween and i was to busy tryna be social and crap but i do have this

Haha oh man and i just looked up my image and its made it to a few sites i guess...guess thats what i get for posting it publicly

Y'know what's funny?
What if
A Newfag says "Tits of GTFO" to a Femanon
And she doesn't show Tits
And she doesn't GTFO

If a Newfag goes REEEEE in the Woods and nobody is around to pay attention, does he even care?

berry gud
your bf is a lucky, lucky man
I don't see it anywhere else, oddly enough

Thanks. I spent close to 200 bucks making that costume just right.

It was mainly on pintrest. I never shared it there but clearly someone decided to

Muh triggered

>current year
>big ass thread
>post a pic not showing ass

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>$200
>on a hot black cat costume
>to fit her big ass
>in which she lets her bf fuck her
You're a keeper.

Well user asked for a different pic that i didnt mind showing.

In not gonna show my ass

Wow
Much Triggered

Obviously he had to remove the black jumper and stuff so he was basically doing me with the wig, mask and necklace on so im not sure if the illusion was still there for him haha.

Thats ass is perfect. I would spend many hours rubbing,smacking,fucking and if she's a good girl, I'd tongue punch that hole like she has never felt before. Sorry, i gets excited about an ass like that !

So you'd rather show your face than your ass in this fine internet forum?
Interesting

>not building in a convenience crotch
y tho

Uh yea? Not like im scared of anyone recognizing me...i dont really care...ive posted my face here many times. My face isnt a private area.
I dont post private areas online to strangers...cleavage is one thing since i wear low cut shirts any given day but my actual tits, ass or vag isnt something thats gonna be posted online

My girls ass. I creepshot and share her on my Snapchat all the time feel free to add me and request stuff; snapslutcd is my username

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Because it wasnt my actual intention when i made the costume haha. Me bf and i dont really go that extreme into dress up so i didnt think we were gonna do anything...after the night was over it just happened

#womanlogic

Well now you know better.
Also it is apparently possible to set zippers after the fact, even invisible ones. An erstwhile friend suggested using bias tape on each side. Add a bit of lycra to flip out or whatever and keep his junk from getting caught in YOUR zipper (that's a change, eh) and there you have it.

>actual ass
Clothed?

if you have nudes of a girl you know and want to have her blackmailed (or jst fucked with) kik me: mattmadsen1122

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How is that #womanlogic?

That i dont post my private parts online because i believe they should remain private? Because im not some low self esteem whore? Lol

Okay buddy

>what are boy shorts
my fetish
unironically best type of pantsu. debate me fagets
>protip: you cant fagets

>What did you do write that bullshit yesterday?
That pic's been roaming around since before 2010, you're just digging deeper

I prefer workout leggings, myself.
Best winter pantsu eva. You can't argue against that.

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How is your clothed ass more private than your face?

Penis

What's it like to have a big black dick?

>
>I'm not a fan of big ass myself, I like my gf having a body of a petite teen, but I'd tap that poozer!
>I'd tap that poozer!
>poozer
I think i found the most autistic word of the day zozzle

Well not fun unless you like to run from the police and get yelled at by ol man cracka joe

USA not racist librul bitch
>t. privileged white boi

if you have nudes of a grl you know and want to have her blackmailed (or just fucked with) kik me: mattmadsen1122