Walk in

>walk in
>see this
wat do?

smack her in the head

You VC!! I caca dao, Vee Cee!! I caca dao, Vee Cee! I caca dao!!

DIDI MAO!

cum

beat the shit out of her

Smash

she's obv gonna grow up to be a dumpster fire, so i guess just break her neck, snap her limbs off, and chuck her in the fire place.
grind her bones up in a wood chipper and user her as mulch.
inb4 edgelord.
it's 10x more humane than letting her live whatever awful life surely lies ahead of her.

Wonder how she got out of her restraints.

MODS WTF

Anyone try to smoke in my house got kicked out of my house.

Get the lube.

Tell her she's too old for me, turn 360 degrees, and walk away.

My lawyer advised me to not answer this question

> turn 365
> walk away

OK

if they smoke they poke

edgelord

As preditable as 5:00 at 4:30.

Make smoke a whole carton of eggs

lick her hairless pussy

If she's old enough to smoke, she's old enough to breed.

Remind her that cigarettes are only for after sex wind down.

mods?
ffsthis thread is SICK! SICK!! KYS

watch the smile grow on her face as I pull out my cock and slowly slip it inside her

Mods what? It's a kid with a cig. Whoop-de-doo!