In your perfect world, all women…

In your perfect world, all women…

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Would like Seinfeld.

FPBP

Would be traps

Have penis

...would have 12" dicks.

Would be in shape and really take care of their diet like op’s pic. Also be very feminine and submissive, none of that pesky feminism and attention whoring.

Would offer me their shoes and socks without question when asked.

will come back under control of the patriarchy

Are programmable Synths,
and are literally property of Men.

would not have vocal chords.

Look something like these three

>In your perfect world, all women…
Would actually be intelligently equal to men.

You would be lynched if you made all women look like that,

would be Japanese

Flat chested square faced little boys? You disgust me

>mfw I will never be this gay
Could literally be typing this with a two dicks in each one of my holes and I'd still be straighter

Tay tay is beautiful but her eyes look like they're going to rip the soul out of your body the first chance they get. Then she's writes a song about how you're such a dick.

Would be large enough to live my fantasy of crawling back into their vagina and living there for 9 months before slowy making my way back out

>in the perfect world, all women…
>stop aging at 10 years old

Would be raised and bred to please men.

Would know the growing conditions required and treatments for the control of pests and diseases on Fritillaria imperialis Rubra

Going to vet instead of human doctors

I'm interested in that flower

Would have a sex dungeon

This. Pretty simple honestly

... are honest

They'd still reject you for being a weird sperglord though.

....be more emotionally stable and put logic at a higher priority than emotions

Like transvestites?

stop shaving cause hairy looks sexy

>what are tits

Fuck off. Get out

This.
Only this.

Have a beer user.

Would be submissive, rebellious, amnoverted, loving, loyal, affectionate, and would look somwhat emo

Thanks user. I try to keep an open mind with women but its hard to ignore this stuff is present in a lot of them. Some of the things they get upset about make no fucking sense.

please kill yourself

In a perfect world i wouldnt be depressed

cough couch low-key closet faggot

Nah dog you just like women who look like boys, its no gayer than sucking a feminine dick though so don't worry

>In your perfect world, all women…

Would have decent tits unlike that flat chested cunt

have their arms and legs amputated at birth.

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Are digital

I'm glad I could trigger you fucking virgins
body hair looks hot on girls, get over it

...would be all Women are 100-foot tall Goths who weigh 15 tons and get off by stepping on and crushing men under their bus-size'd bare feet.

(guess i have a foot fetish eh?)

Yeah, I agree.

Need to suck cock because if they don't, after 3 days they die.

Would achieve their feminazi wish in not being sexualized. Effective immediately no tits, ass, and pussy can be covered. Holes would be cut in their dresses/shirt/tops for their exposed tits to fit through. Dresses and skirts would be the sole bottom article allowed. They would be cut so short to where their ass is always showing and their pussy is just peaking. They must endure their tits bouncing away walking around totally exposed to no longer drive male lust by hiding their privates

Hairy pussy is OK.
Armpits...? perhaps...
Hairy legs? A turn-off and Boner Killer.

I literally have no problem with this.

Are super skinny and have a penis.

i'd watch that movie

pretty sure only virgins like hair on women cause they never went down on a girl with a huge bush

I like to floss BEFORE a date...

... would all realize that their periods are not an excuse for being a crabby, bitchy, cunt to everyone.

...would understand that there is a time and place for certain conversations.

...would respect television watching time. If I can't make a noise while you are watching your shows, then fuck off while I am watching mine.

would talk to me.

Are Asian.

agreed

would take the fucking initiative

weigh half a ton

...

...laugh at Blazing Saddles

Very nice plant, striking flowers, grown from a bulb. Will not tolerate wet conditions, needs very good drainage but well worth trying to grow.

gtfo

>your
fuck off

>all women…
are hologams

>hairy looks sexy
you are a statistical outlier

No.. you're a crush porn fetishist. Even more of a faggot

> womens

will be made of cheese

Sucks that you can't find one, my dude. My girlfriend is working on her doctorate in Biophysics at Yale.

Have a personality

are not mean
;__;

suddenly feel the urge to suck my cock if I say the word "Dorito"

obey
>me.

jesus

Would clean my house naked

are Rob Schneider

Who this and where i get moar

The reason real women dont look like that is because those are trannies

So much raging virginity in this thread.


It's beautiful, really.

name??

i get the staying in shape part, i feel like thats an obligation all people have. i wouldnt say like op's pic, probably something a little stronger looking. as for the submissive part, well that sounds like something a weak man would want. find a domineering woman who respects you as you respect her. people will follow a man worth following, trained sheep will follow just about anyone. you want a woman who can raise your children and help support the weight of the world, not a woman who breaks easy.

Flat chested? You want you women to have tits bigger than your head?

but then they can't make the sandwiches

would stop dumbin me

10/10 I have finally seen a master piece

I'll dumb you right now

Would have dicks.

I had the same basic idea, but I think they should also be blinded and lobotomized.

Would court slavery because it is institutionalized into world culture

would swear never to have sex with OP

You're living in that world now.

Were more exhibitionist

would not exist. men only for a glorious patrician future

would wear an electronic device which transmitted how sexually attractive i was to them (out of 10) via bluetooth to my own digital readout on my watch as they became aware of my presence.

even if, you still wouldn't get laid

This definitely would make dating easier.

>implying im not getting laid daily

Hue