You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a girlfriend

You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a girlfriend.

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i do

then wth are you replying for?

because im a pathological liar and a bit of a manipulative sociopath lmao I also like to ask questions i know the answer to.

i find the idea repulsive.

I have to big balls..

because i saw your weak af b8 and wanted to be the first person to call you a faggot

Cause my wife would be pissed.

im not op you faggot

Women find me creepy-looking by default. Not proud of said fact.

She left me because I don't like the same type of music as her.

in between gfs and not really looking. kind of nice tbh

because i'm gay

U people are worse then the tumbrinas with your self diagnosing fagot mental illnesses.

too pussy to talk to girls

im fat low self esteem shitty personality heartbroken and comfortable living alone.

because it's against the law to date a 10yo.

I`m shy, however i think that i look nice, i get lots of attention from girls, but i`m simply retarded when talking to other people(not only girls)

poor and ugly

All of my previous relationships went sour and ended, and I currently have yet to meet another girl I wanted to date.
You sound like a twelve year old. When you grow up you'll realize there's a lot more to life than having a girlfriend, and that if you aren't happy on your own, a girlfriend isn't going to make you happy.

Kidnapping and sexual slavery is illegal where I live.

This, plus no personality.

I broke up with my old one a couple months ago.

i like money

im gay

Because she left 2 weeks ago. Said she need to focus on her studies.

Just bored of me probably lmao

Because i'm autistic

Doesn't mean I still can't be the first one to call you a faggot, faggot.

>This, plus no personality.
Yeah, micropene too

>Just bored of me probably lmao
Well, we are so...., yeah.

I am a nice guy but i am fat and gay

Penne penne penne

M'lady

post the other one

Because I’m putting all my chips in one pot and the pot isn’t interested in dating. But I’m pushing through cause she’s dope, and I’m definitely punching above my weight with this one.

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>I am unattractive in both physicality and personality
>I have 0 friends and don't earn much money.
>I am boring
>0 confidence
>Take anxiety meds because I'm a pussy that can't deal with reality
>I don't like myself, how could anyone else?
>Almost no sexual experience
>Recovering alcoholic that still drinks
>I post this sort of shit on Sup Forums

I always friendzone myself and don't have the courage to do otherwise.... and generally I'm not good at reading women... I think

don't like vaginas or females

Me too

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the girl im talking to is on some bullshit. I don't go out. my friend's girlfriend's friend is seeing someone. and he has told his other friend that i'm interested in her

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What a cunt

Because I’m married.

Why would I want to settle for less than everything I want? I want a woman who is also my buddy, if you can't spend 24hrs with someone without them getting on your nerves, you shouldn't be in a relationship with them.

What's that like?

No interest, scheming sluts, much prefer wine.

Many reasons.. I have low self esteem because I'm a bit below average looking and I was really ugly when I was younger. During my teenage years.. girls only laughed at me, couldn't get gf until 19.

She looked cute on pics, but she was a little, fat, ugly chick irl.. spent next 5 years with her anyway. Then got overly bored with her.. found another ugly chick, 2 years with that lmao.

Now I either find a cutie or die alone, I don't care.

Single, cute girls, interested in mediocre looking, kinda awkward guys are hard to find. That's why.

im a 29yo beta loser

I don't have to sit around feeling sorry for myself and making gay threads on Sup Forums like a faggot

I prefer being a loner. And I get laid easily. Last one was 23, I’m 38. Guys age better than women

I'm a 26 y/o beta loser, nice to meet you.

I've never asked anyone or been asked by anyone to be in a relationship. Isn't that a super obvious reason?

I'm a freak and retarded.

almost all of the gals in my town have 2 or more kids
some of them are called jerome or janine

i like asian women
asian women are driven and know what they want from life
english women just want to fuck to get a kid so they can live off of welfare

i fucked up the chance i had to be with an asian gal last year in december

Some people get comfort hearing other losers talk like themselves.

You're a robot, aren't you?

Because my dick isn't ugly like ops.

Some people aren't beta faggots making cancer threads on Sup Forums.
Cut your head off and post pics.

too skinny, i eat fast food almost 24/7 and dont gain weight, im 125 and 5"10

Almost the entirety of people that come to Sup Forums are beta faggots you idiot

>no personality
>no friends
>ugly
>to much of a pussy

I am just going to be a wizard guise

If you're younger than 25 prepare for that to change. I was the same, now I'm silly and fat.

You seem similar to

I'm a pussy and look gross

im gay

Because i don't want to cheat on my wife?

Can't date the girls I want to.

that's not an excuse faggot

Was that a statement or a question, l2english.

Her and my wife didn't get along.

Im with a girl but dont like it much. Costs too much money and Im trying to save up to move out. Her entire body smells like chemicals from the perfume and her skin is so oily from whatever cocobutter shit she lathers on her skin daily. Even kissing her leaves a nasty after taste from her lip balm. Nothing is natural. She cant just up and leave w/out makeup checking or fixing her hair. Her pussy is phenomonal though

Well at least no meds or alc.

Let's all just fap our way to hogwarts.

But if I ever reborn as a good looking boy life with all my experience now. I would live harem life

>Tfw no gf

you're alpha beta faggot that browse in cancer that called Sup Forums so whats the point? we are all faggots, this is what Sup Forums is for

What the fuck are you me

You seem pretty cool. See you in Hogwarts.

Says the projecting beta faggot.

I ended things with the only girl I ever loved and she moved on while I'm regretting my choice lmao. Also I compare every girl I meet to my ex and very very few even compare.

faggot

Because I'm gay as fuck

Because it's illegal for me to date the kind of girls I really want to be with.

Because, escorts are cheaper and hassle free.

I'd rather live the rest of my life in solitude than go through another rollercoaster. I'm not stable anyway, so it's better off for everybody.

pedo quads

Bisexual and it's easier to stick my dick in a gloryhole than chase a woman

Faggot

After 11 years, we broke up.

She was too depressed and i couldn't help her. In the end, all we did was sex well.

Really well.

I'm fat and lazy

I overthink things wat too much

..good god

Quads of truth

>mfw no cutie middle school gf :(

ditto

Didn't overthink that spelling

I wear my beta badge with pride

Because i have wife

It's so fucking unbelievable. You just open pornhub/xnxx and see tons of amateur vids with cute girls getting fucked and you are still there and can't even fuck one.

Just look at those fucking girls so porn vids.

faggot

I took to much drugs she left me. now i own a fleshlight, paired with drugs it is just as good