How many opportunities did you miss so far ?

How many opportunities did you miss so far ?

yesterday
Girl was rubbing my leg with her hand and winkinh at me

I ignored her cause she a thot

i think zero
girls never even touch me

uncountable...
i miss many oportunities

I can at least count 5, i'm in a relationship and loyal so I dodged that shit

>I ignored her cause she a thot
>cause she a thot
>she a thot

>be on Sup Forums
>expect to find other anons with social issues
>all these threads about fucking girls

Fucking normal-folk need to go back to r eddit already.

Missed opportunity?
Looking back I realized I was dodging bullets.

You are looking for /r9k/

Fuck women

>that pic
If she was facing them then the markings would make sense.

Wait, this is Sup Forums where permavirgins obsess over things that will never involve them.

way way too many. god i hate my earlier me

So fucking many. Women look at me everywhere I go.. it's a combination of me being not very horney and also pretty awkward.
But it's a good feeling knowing I could get with pretty much any girl I wanted if I tried hard enough

Lul

Lol faggot

>If she was facing them then the markings would make sense.
no.

With chicks, or in general?
With women, none. Ive skipped chances because i dont fuck cows, and sometimes i wait for the time to be right. I play the long game, and it involves outer aspects.

>protip: never act interested, barely even look at them. Bitches love that shit.

Feel bad man

SPBP

about 14
most of them were opportunities to just have a gf. the rest were actually getting head or the sex

holy shit sauce pls

all of them

One big one, had a chance on spring break and I chickened out. stupid. stupid. stupid.

...

Sting concert with a buddy a few years ago in Norway. Traveled a couple hours for it/ felt like a buddy trip nahmean. Drunk ass girl come up to us, "lost her friends". 9/10 brunette pic related, it's her. Buddy and me looking at each other like, who she gonna choose. Choose me cuz he fugly. End up fingering her in the crowd while talking to a girl classmate of ours we ran into. After a while shes like "sex, now, lets go" but i'm like nah can't leave buddy, besides can't miss concert. Call you after! Obviously never picks up, try to date her after, no go. Bothers me years after.

You fucked up the moment you wrote "tried hard enough"
Girls dont want guys who try, They want narsisistic assholes who dont care about them.

Katya Clover. She is internet amateur exhibitionist and sometimes porn star.

too many :'(

Here have a seasonally appropriate clover.

God. Why do you remind this ?
I could have become the lover of a cute girl who wanted it. But I didn't want because of fidelity. And now that we're in an open relationship, I deeply regret my decision.

dude. its a dude.

>9/10 brunette pic related,

Last week when a cute cashier handed me my change, our fingers touched for a second. I just went home instead of inviting her to my place for sex. Fffuuuu

This. I missed so many. The one i regret the most, when my ex roommate was single. Fuck, I will die regretting this.

Cant even count how many. I dont like to think about it.

This is my problem, i dont know how to stop being an asshole until its too late

Looks like an Italian autogrill

Too many.

Most because of morals.

Some out of self-preservation.

The latter I don't consider a loss at all especially when my fears were confirmed later.

Any hopes of finding a wife and a decent job that pays well.

Hey, I know that troll

He goes to my imageboard.

Like 4 over a couple years, thanks for reminding me tho

Goddamn your standards are really high.

I think I know why Sup Forums doesn't get laid.

XD

A lot and a lot of cockblocking. I could of gone out with a girl a few times.

Don't know, because I intentionally feign ignorance about the signs women give. I'm already socially inept, I don't need the embarrassment of either misinterpreting their actions or disappointing them with probable bad sex.

why do you care about sex quality ?
you would have had sex at least

Socially inept with social anxiety. The risk of screwing it up or me worrying about screwing up far outweighs the sex

Ive only had 1 painful missed opportunity in my life. (Keep in mind,this happened when i was 18.........i now know better)

>going downtown to set up a group event
>ask cute alt girl to come
>says she cant make it (has errands to run)
>wants to meet up afterwards
>finewithme
>after the event is done,im kinda tired and cold when i meet up with her,so we grab a coffee at starbucks
>we vibe together really well,and pretty much spend the whole evening holding hands and walking around (no kissing though)
>she says her dad has to pick her up,but hes super cool...........and i could spend the night at her place
>didnt understand that this was a clear sign she wanted to fuck
>say that i had to go home because i was tired
>get home......reality suddenly kicks in
>shewantedyouyoudumbass
>instantly regret it
>learned a valuable life lesson: when life gives you any opportunity,you seize it by the motherfucking balls

indeed. females are anyway dissatisfied with everything.

you went home.. and start playing world of warcraft?

......what?

No where in my story did i ever say i played world of warcraft when i went home :/ I dont even play it at all.

When i went home that night,all i did was realize that i could have gotten laid......then felt so tired that i fell asleep.

so.... you call her the next day ? It is not like she left in another country retard. Stop making excuses for being a pussy

I did. We made plans,but she kept blowing them off............eventually we just stopped talking.

Usually when you bail out on the first encounter,theres a very low chance shell want to fuck you any other time.

So far twice. I don't know if I was even close to getting anything bot times, but I feel like there was potential for both

And (like i said in the story) this happened when i was 18. Im now 28,and have had a lot of dating experience.........so know how to read the signs when someones interested. This was just an example of 1 that got away because i wasnt paying close enough attention.

Many. Most of them because i have been to drunk or fucked up on other drugs.
Actualy only regretting one. My crush back then gave me some obvious signs but i hadnt realised them as that. Years later i tried to seduce her but she refused :(

***so i know

They are dalits

>yesterday wife goes to store
>think she is going to be gone for only 20 minutes
>she is gone for 90 minutes
>did not jack it
feels bad man.

Is this from italy??

really? You've actually done that before? What was it like?

No.

The internet

For fucking sting? Kill yourself.

mkay. places on photos from the internet dont exist in the real world.

Maybe they like you just because you don't try at all, they get crazy if you make them feel like they aren't the center of the universe and they gonna do anything to get your attention, once they have it they gonna get bored of you
>Mfw this is exactly what happened me with every single fuckin girl I like
>Mfw they only like me when they don't
> Kill me already