Hey /b, the fuck are these things? I keep seeing them in my house

Hey /b, the fuck are these things? I keep seeing them in my house

Penisbugs, they are called that because they climb into your dick while you're sleeping, lay eggs and get out and hide before you wake up in the morning.

demogorgon larvae

Dunno, they look like roaches though. Kill them.

>Tfw user isn't even kidding.

looks like a carpet beetle larvae, or maybe a moth's

Looks harmless. Cum on them to establish Alpha.

Silverfish? Google it.

Nah, as the other user said, it looks like carpet beetle larvae

Oh, yeah. That's definitely it. Lay out some sticky traps I guess.

Op here, if it helps to note, it seems to moving ever so slightly up my wall. About an inch every 5-10 mins.

are you fucking retarded? these niggas ain't real

>traps

this is now a trap thread.

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Hi Shareblue

nigger wot?

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Are gay fur faggy bois allowed?

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always

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