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I want one!

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Bahahaha

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Fucking power tripping pigs. I have severe social and panic attack disorder and I'm a concealed carrier and know that if I ever get pulled over in a cop tries to arrest me I'm absolutely going to be left with no choice but to shoot him. It'll be a reflex. United States is quickly becoming one of the only countries in the world where cops arrest people for anything less than being on a murderous rampage. Nowadays in the rest of the developed worlf they just send you something in the mail.

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murica

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"land of freedom" more and more funny !

We can thank niggers for that

Polizei also stood aside and let rapist finnish his job before arresting, so they don't offend him by interupting whatever he is doing.

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>9gag

It's easy to critique when Germany is statistically proven to be 68% homosexual.
Germafags have it pretty easy.

> *citation needed

i aint german but police here tries to first solve shit without shooting, usa is just "show me hand" pew pew pew motherfucker, oh it was just wallet, sorry, fuck you again since law allows shooting when there is like 0.00001% chance of danger

>Polizei also stood aside and let rapist finnish his job before arresting, so they don't offend him by interupting whatever he is doing.

Occasionally they beat them to death though and then set them on fire to hide the evidence.

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I wouldn't trust whoever put together this image to be an authority on the statistics, since he thought it was appropriate to arbitrarily tack on an apostrophe to the end of the word when attempting to truncate America.

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>I have a severe mental disorder
>I carry a firearm in public

Wow.

That's one weird looking duck

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scariest vid on the internet

0:03 :D

I remember this. That incident resulted in a shattered vertebrae and 5 surgeries.

i have one!

A Passat.


And that's not a Tiger.

lol murrica you see even germans say you are retards

obviously duhhh. tigers have legs and stripes. That has tracks and no stripes

what is this from????

>t. manlet

triggered murifag, if cops in germany do this they would loose theyr job, unlike in murica they are actually SWORN to put protection the citizens 1st place, unlike in merica where they often actually ignore calls for help because it "would endanger themselves"
t.wanted to become german cop myself, buddy is cop since 8 years
eat trash muripig

Interested in this as well. Please provide source!

and long teeth
>mfw

ahahahah yes this, actually not even mad hope they dont manage to sue them

what the fuck
is there more

So many police for so little crime.

I was waiting for that kid to puke.

>non-porn webms
>posts porn

chill nigger don't you fucking post that ever again

Cute fishies! :3

>putting apostrophe in the wrong spot.

Ur going to hell kiddo

I like this.

>porn
what a fucking virgin faggot

What a twist!

Hello leaf.

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I laughed when I understood the premise, I didn't expect Barney though

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Well I hate usa police attitude but you have to admit there is 99% chance the suspect there is carring a gun. So its a vicious circle.

how would you feel if i came at you like this?

cause no gun regulation, which you cant really start now cuz everyone home has atleast one

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>when I understood the premise
As if the same joke hasn't been done a thousand times since 2001. It was funny the first time, now it's just perpetuated by 13 year-old edgelords who think they're clever.

I would probably get beaten up

>when you see the girl you're dating not wearing makeup for the first time

fuck the ocean.

Then an again, they aren't someone you fuck with. unless your isis

Why are you surprised? isn't that always the excuse for having mass murders every other day?

>tfw my girlfriend never wears makeup and her skin isn't fucked up because of that
Feelsgoodman

pedo

i wouldve gone out of my way to brutally murder that snake and then KoS any others I saw from then on. Fuck that shit

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I like how he sacrificed everyone in that room by leaving by himself

what was that?

The chair is laced with nerve gas

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How?

It's a T34 you idiot

do you mean T-34 you idiot

this one is solid gold, love it

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intimidated, don't

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according to the supreme court, police have no duty to protect the people, their only purpose is to enforce laws and protect public and commercial properties.

>social and panic attack disorder

Made up illness?
Are you a tranny too?

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Speedy delivery

>Eyebeam
Piece of shit software.

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What are this foggots doing ???

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This person should not be allowed to breed.

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Contact lenses

It is obvious that you are a foggot

Nah man, police are told not to offend immigrants

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