can't absorb the corb edition
/brit/
bump
>bongs have to choose between mummy censorship and a literal commie
What the fuck happened?
Actual Thread.
Triggering /brit/ is so nice, and all i had to do is not type in the name bar.
not in the subject, illegitimate thread
shant make a single post in this sorry excuse for a thread
Rare
Jezza
Just sent a quite important email to the wrong address. haha
A E S T H E T I C handwriting
>Welsh Westminster voting intention:
LAB: 44% (+9)
CON: 34% (-7)
PC: 9% (-2)
LDEM: 6% (-1)
UKIP: 5% (+1)
RED
SURGE
listened to eurobeat all day at work today
LITERALLY where is everyone????
theory: cthulhu lies in wait beneath the irish sea
mummy is FINISHED
on their way
never done sex
did theresa already implement her Sup Forums ban?
just be yourself
threadwars and the weird aussie thread have fucked it all up
sex sucks
t. virgin
I want a Sylveon gf. Fuck white women and anime pokemon are the only true waifus.
[post blocked by GCHQ]
You only suck for foreplay
t. Girl
3030 way past the millenium
Fuck off Swiss yank
You truly are a clueless insufferable cunt
honestly at least the guy sticks to his principles. other than brexit i mean.
Better be selected
why are doctors and nurses so horny
Tremendous post
Reminder that if you hate Canada, you're a paki
hate pakis love canada love pints
>sucks
FOY
hate canada, love pakistan. simple as
hate pints
I legitimately don't know but I noticed this weird trend too. Scrubs aren't a sexy uniform either. Maybe it's the high stress environment, late hours and chances of privacy?
absolutely shrieking, hope (s)he gets the job
there should be a meme limit for each /brit/ thread. After something like 10 memes no more should be allowed untill a new thread.
>meme
we call them gimmiques 'round here sweaty xx
They would all get used up at the start of each threads.
imagine being tended to by a nurse with a buttplug up her arse
hate pints love koppparbergs
scrubs are pretty sexy as I assume they're fairly loose fitting and light. with only your underwear beneath it would be free like you're wearing nothing at all nothing at all nothing at all nothing at all nothing at all
like when I first started wearing boxer shorts
love pints
Deeply disinterested in politics and race
HATE Canadians with all of my being
fuck
i'll never recover from this
that's the dream
gas gas gas
i'm gonna step on the gas
they have to get dressed and undressed at least twice a day in front of colleagues
LOVE jezza corbyn
LOVE john mcdonnell
HATE the tories
LOVE pints
simple as
>there should be a meme limit for each /brit/ thread. After something like 10 memes no more should be allowed untill a new thread
ummmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMM SWEATY only the finest of gimmicks are considered gimmiques
it's all well and good to have a gimmick, but gimmique.... that's a world beyond
*diffuses away in the atmosphere*
Honestly think I've developed in to a solid 7 since I lost weight and strated to give half a care about how I look. I often find myself staring at myself in the mirror for extended periods of time. Just a shame my social skills haven't improved at the same time hahahahaha x
how did you get that pic of me
cracking album
>trump supporter.png
post pic and i will tell you. I think it's very unlikely you're a seven though just based on probability.
post a pic of yourself and I'll call you a 5 or something and that'll set you right
give me a follow on twitter would ya lads
having a comfy can of galahad
>I often find myself staring at myself in the mirror for extended periods of time.
dont do this its not good
you're deluding your own mind into believing you're more handsome than you really are
not saying you're ugly
Why are Squirrels so god damn T H I C C C C
Can White Women even compete with that?
I highly doubt it you repulsive troglodyte aha
>buy £65 BTC to buy some stuff
>it's now worth £71
just call me Warren Buffet lads
wtf I love corbyn now
clearly not a squirrel though
some sort of other small mammal, vastly overweight or just fluffed up
not a squirrel
do you even have squirrels in Australia?
love pints, hate pints, its that simple. sometimes.
CHOON
youtu.be
i think that's a chinchilla
>west midlands
t. paki
>Pakistan is catching up though
need this lad to foy
Love the IRA. Hate the UVF. NOT a Catholic just don't like them simple as. Love McGuinness
...
might have a bottle of red wine haha
thought that was a willy from the thumbnail. disapponted
Need bitcoin and ethereum to crash sunshine so I can buy in
Give me your best, most innovative, most lucrative business ideas RIGHT NOW
>you're deluding your own mind into believing you're more handsome than you really are
I'm fucked then
There's unironically people ITT who've ordered a cider at a bar.
Howling
wish the good guys had won the cold war
NEED a carshare gf
*parks a van full of what might be explosives in your driveway*
swap the finnish and greek flags and see if anyone notices
brit more like trash
me at the table wishing i was somewhere else
fuck fuck fuck
*liquidates my $71 trillion in assets*
I don't like the taste of beer and lager. It could be worse I could order vodka and coke.
*rings my cousin and tells him to let the boys know that the Protestant actually lives 3 doors down*
nothing wrong with vodka and coke
did a very solid poo just now. t'was standing upright in the bowl before flushing.
Mangoes are the single best fruit in the world. It's not even close, they're so sweet and soft and juicy and delicious.
Fuck I love mangoes.
Ya, hey dude, lemme get errrr lemme see, ya got any bud light? nah? ah okay dude lemme just get a black n tan then
thanks bud
Sure. In a club it's fine.
Can't believe women post here
>drinking while clubbing
>In an Irish pub in London
>Yank walks in and orders two Guinnesses
>tries to pay with a ten euro note
>barman tells him he obviously can't pay with that
>Yank goes "fuckin' ridiculous" and reluctantly pulls out his Amex which he has to sign for
looked a right twat
i only drink spirits, thoughts?
youtube.com
My current jam.
Popping a molly sober isn't fun.