Scrolling Sup Forums

>scrolling Sup Forums
>porn
>new gf walks in
>scroll down to hide porn threads
>extreme loli fetish porn
why are you like this b, why

So what happened? was she into it?

no you autistic neckbeard she was disgusted and now i might just lose my new gf. this is gonna take alot of explaining. thanks faggots

Not just exiting out of the web page.

This can't be real.

i wouldve tried but the exit button is so fuckin small and i left my door wide open

>pretending to be something you're not in exchange for pussy
which one of us has a problem? don't think it's the one with loli fetish porn my nigga

shes sitting in the living room awkwardly browsing her phone what do i fuckin say

you offer to explain you dipshit

Go fuck her instead of browsing Sup Forums for fucks sake Sup Forumsro. I promise it'll be much more entertaining

ctrl+w you fucking RETARD

>5556

>browse Sup Forums instead of fucking gf
>gf thinks your a perv
>blame Sup Forums for your inability to avoid loli porn for more than half hour

tried explaining what lolis are and that it was just a "prank website" she says its fine. still wont look at me the same. time to search for threads on most panless way to kill self.

my fleshlight doesn't get mad at me for browsing Sup Forums LUL

Why did you feel the need to explain what lolis are lol, just make sure she "catches" you browsing Sup Forums again but this time while lurking /sci/ or some shit

What did you expect?

I'd say any way to kill yourself without getting hit in the head with a pan would all be equally panless ways to die

You're the one browsing sketchy stuff while she was around without looking over your shoulder

Consider suicide

>audience_laugh.mp3

it could always be worse
>be me
>be socially awkward college student, no friends, always eat alone, teased often
>go to walmart at 2 am
>grab loli panties and move as fast as possible to the self-checkout
>realize it's not open
>cashier sees me and say, "Hey, I can check you out right here."
>"Uhh... umm... y-yea okay."
>At the register she gives me a weird look, because my only item is pink princess panties
>Just then a pack of college athletes come up behind me, buying beer and chips
>hear them whispering
>start blushing
>pay then immediately rush away
>cashier say, "Hey, you forgot these little girl panties you was buying."
>Run out of the store

...

You coulda saved big and got a 4 pack you short sited mook. I bet those panties where useless before the day was over.