Suicide stories - failed attempts, and people you know who succeeded and how they went

Suicide stories - failed attempts, and people you know who succeeded and how they went.

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My housemate's uncle hung himself on a fence, but like a low fence. He had to sit on the ground to do it. Anyone know how that works? thing is 1) I thought you needed a drop to break the neck bone and 2) It's not like it's a technique you can refine, you don't get to practice, you only get one shot, how the hell did he nail it first time?

I was too pussy to ask all this to my housemate, anyone got any ideas?

I guess he simply suffocated

one of my university collegues drank wc cleaner after the first exam in her life
she sits now in the intensive care unit waiting for a new esophagus
she is a complete failure
she didnt even managed to get that thing right

"shortdrop hanging"
constrict blood vessels of neck for long enough --> pass out & die

jumped in front of a train, i survived somehow

wc?

Seems rather fool proof to me, how'd you fuck that up user?

Desrcibe the experience pls.
I always knew there were people who survived it.

Toilet ya pleb

Ligature method, what people in prison use. If you constrict the blood vessels you'll start passing out almost immediately, so there's not really any issue with self preservation kicking in.

I'm not sure how serious I was about following through. But one time I set my myself up to hang. I leaned forward off of the step, toes still touching. I leaned harder and harder, the tingling in my extremities felt amazing. I continued to lean. The tingle got really really intense. All of a sudden. Bam lost consciousness. It wasn't really a bam, more of a slow slow fade.

The next thing I remember is coming to. I started flailing my limbs. Somehow I was able to get one hand on the rope above me. Next I got one foot on the step ladder behind me. The moment I started flailing is the moment I knew for sure: I did not want to die.

Eventually I got my bearings back on the ladder. It took me awhile to loosen the noose and catch my breath. I stood there picturing the scene I had almost left for some poor soul to find. Never tried suicide ever again.

My mum who is great has had ptsd from her childhood, a couple of years ago after a flashback she went to a garage and brought a load of petrol to set herself on fire. Shop assistant guy could tell she was in a bad way and phoned the police, she was sectioned that day.

That's how I understand it is if your knot is good.

I guess boy scouts is good for something after all.

I don't get why someone would opt to do it this way, it seems like a shit way to go AND doesn't sound very fool-proof, but I guess I'm hardly an expert. Why wouldn't you just jump off a building or stand in front of a train or something?

Haha. Google, my friend.

work at a suicide helpline, heard it all.
Most people ive spoken to just try to overdose but a lot of times I hear
>Id overdose but im so scared of becoming a vegetable

they dont tell us if anyone has ever completed suicide and we never hear followups after the paramedics/police arrive.

hung myself outside about a month ago, i was found early though. i partly blame certain drugs.

Friend bought a bunch of fentanyl powder and purposely over dosed. Went to sleep and never woke up. Sounds peaceful to me.

Well, it's surprisingly easy to kill yourself if you own one of those closets with a closet rod and some kind of belt such as bathrobe belt. This is how Chester and Robin Williams and many others killed themselves. But... since it's a scary method, gun would still be much easier and as a plus the bullet sort of makes the decision for you once it has left the barrel

I got hit in the "air" at 60 kph and landed on the side of the rails. Right leg was broken 6 times, Jaw was broken and i had multibile cuts on the head that almost let bled me to death. Happened like 10 years ago

Very true. Very real. Still not sure if I was serious about the whole thing. But I totally 100% see your point there

I've got one but this thread is gonna been a few bumps whist I type...

That's pretty fucking metal my dude
Did life get any better?
Do you regret surviving?

friend of mine was forced to retire and had never really save any money after 33 years of working at a really great refinery. took a shotgun and stepped on the trigger with his big toe while holding the barrel in his mouth. Was found by his lawn keeper due to the smell

Too many psychs?

Bump for justice

Shit sorry I forgoot I was doing that. Been trolling lol... Silly me.
On the job now Bob!

Lol hope you guys enjoyed my story. Maybe I should write a book

I know a girl who tried to slit her throat back in my old middle school with a pencil shaver

sorry I honest forgot lol.
Here I typed abit but this is more work than I signed up for.

>Be me
>Be 27
>Earlyer this year
>Got really fucking dep
>I no longer had the will to cont
>I should have gone to work that day
>I did not
>I rang the pedo (didn’t know this till later)
>Told him to walk and pick the work van up from my house.
>He did
>Opned door
>flung keys and ginger pedo wanker
>slamed it back shut
>Went back to bed
>To cont sleeping off my hangover
> /speed cumdown

I regret doing it. Life got really tough after that. I wish i could go back in time...

We had a guy try this in prison. His girl showed up for a visit and told him she was taking their son and running off with his friend and that he was never going see either of them again.

He took apart a shaving razor and sawed completely around his neck. Guards found him, took him to the hospital - he was back a month later with a huge scar around his whole neck.

This is how I want to go. I'll probably hang instead do to lack of availability, but if I had a choice.

I've always been curious about what Michael Martin experienced. He sneek ate a cyanide capsule in court, the whole thing's on youtube.

One of my biggest fears is somehow having a failed suicide attempt and having to live as a with it as a vegetable

...

OOps

>Everyone knows speed is a notoriously hard drug to sleep on
>I cont anyway
>Didn’t end well
>Infact I got so angry I snapped a door in half
>I was not a happy bunny
>After deciding I couldn’t sleep this off
>I grabbed a crate of beer
>A bottle of vodka
>My phone
>and my belt that i’d previously cut 2 holes in
>I then procceded to walk down the field
>I dropped my phone
>I dropped a lot
>Even had to return to collect
>I finally made it to the end of the field though
>Just beyond the hedge we have a shed
>A goat used to likve in there
>Long since delapidated though
>Roof has caved in
>Basically flat to the ground
>I decide to sit in there
>Back aginst the 1 remaining wall
>Ring sammaitons

Should I bother writing the next part?
I really can't ne arsed with all this typing and if nobody is reading I don't even need to bother?

I know a guys that tried to blow his own head off with a shotgun. He placed the end of the barrel under his chin and reached down to pull the trigger. He missed his brain and just blew his face off. He has to have dozens of plastic surgery but he lived. When I saw him again was for the same thing missed his brain again and survived.

Tell me about the fucking golf shoes!

Golf shoes lol?

I took a knife to my wrists cut downwards not across and jumped from a roof of my college's highest building.
it would've killed if not for the fact, idk i think i saw something and i never did it.
maybe a chicken out, maybe i wanted to ride out one of the worst shit storms of my life to see the blue of the clear sky's,maybe to live long enough to get my words heard, or maybe just maybe Austism kicked in and saved my life.
You never know when autism will strike, it might save your life.

Was his name Eugene?

So.. anyway
>Sat down there alone
>Along time
>All day infact
>Rang sam lots of times
>Kept getting angry coz they all act retarded
>Hung up a few times
>Finely got a chick that showed some ammount of care
>Didn’t care enough in the end though
>We ended up ending the call
>Felt abandoned
>Felt like nobody cared.
>Just sat and drank myself to oblivion
>Oblivian is a very nice palce to be
>It was a hot summer day
>Rare in UK
>I was under a tree
>Birds was in the trees
>Chirping
>Could almost go as far as saying I was enjoying myself
>Florecent jacket appeard between the trees
>FFS
>The pigs are here to spoil my suicide
>Just wanna KMS more

Should I cont with this?
Is this a good/readble story?

Stop asking and start typing faggot

>2 pigs turned up
>1 male
>1 female
>I was not happy
>I already wanted to KMS
>Know I have pigs on my door step
>Or ny ex goats door step, lol
>Wut do?
>I just sit ther frozen
>Mum and bro follow
>FFS it was them?
>Cops come talk to me
>Say they;re worried about me.
>No you’re not? Fuck off!
>Apparently my mum rang them but my bro said it was him
>I honestly don’t know who to belive
>Considering the way I acted in the next part of the story
>It was prob my mum and my bro was just been protective
>But I honest don’t know
>My bet is on it been my bro..

I'm not cont without a cont now...

k
It's really alot of work though?

Fear and Loathing quote.

I'm makin a rollie and then gonna fin my green. Leave me alone fag.

I tried to hang myself this past september, im not good at planning shit.

cont

Cont my man

Sorry back on it. forgot again lol.

Howd you get that job and how much does it pay?

I succeeded at suicide once

How'd that work out?

>Sat talking to the pigs
>They acted nice to begin with
>Told me they and my family was worried
>Said I didn’t care and told them to FUCK OFF!
>We can’t fuck off user
>Not whilst you’re like this
>FUCK OFF
>The male pig tried to grab my box of beer
>I ripped it from his hand like an alcy ninja
>Women pig chuckled
>Felt good.jpg
>Stood and talked to me for a long time though
>Eventually nature got the best of me
>I needed to go pee
>FFS
>Stumbled to my feet
>Piseed into the field
>Didn’t want the pigs to see my little dick
>Walk back to my seet
>Try to grab anouther can of beer
>Male pig rugby tackles me
>Chuckes me into nettles
>I hold the can I managhed to grab out
>Just get the fuck off me!

Coincidentally, my gf just told me she tries this.

Some guy I went to class with shoot himself in the heart with a fucking BB gun. Needless to say, he survived, but it did penetrate skin. I remember this especially because when I was walking towards school, I saw a ambulance helicopter taking off from an area where I knew I know some of my school friends lived. So that was him, getting airlifted to the hospital. I was probably 12-13 at the time.

Other than that, a a friend of my sister tried to OD on sleeping pills. Failed miserably.

took 1.6g of codine, woke up ~4 hours later annoyed

>He does
>Think he knew he did wrong
>But he’d been imasculated by a drunk guy
>So he’d done it anyway.
>Bet he felt good after doing it
>I got my own back though
>I jumped back to my feet
>My beer was gone
>FUCK
>Fuck you people
>Hopped a fence and started martching across the opposite field
>They set off in persuit
>Nobdy was running
>We was all walking
>The women was matching my speed on the opposite side of a fence
>The male was still hopping the fences to follow me
>I decided fuck it
>Walked over to the women
>jumped that fence too
>The rugby pro was still miles behind
>Absalout fag
>Wish I punched him TBH
>Glad I didn’t though coz trouble
>I ended up walking back to HAPPIES stool.
>A stool put in an out shed by a builder
>Sat and smoked a cig

>I was in deep ship by this point
>I’d been rugby tackled
>and I had been told I was been sanctioned
>I went for broke
>I first turned on my mum
>I regret it
>You never call the swine on family
>Why would you call these twats?
>Felt like grassing her in for her weed but I didn’t
>Still, you don’t bring pigs to a family farm
>Next they started asking me to hand my belonings over
>FFS
>In a lil bag
>In goes the cigs
>Lighter
>Wallet
>Nearly put my phone in there too
>Suddenly thought better of it and passed it to my mum
>I was swearining like a trooper by this point
>Pig tried to tell me section 5
>I instantly reminded him he was on private property and if he didn’t like it to FUCK OFF

Had a cousin, real fuck up always getting into shit with the police his mom always made up excuses for him. He always got out they'd give him some money and within 2 months he'd be picked up again. One day he decides to move back home, his dad got on his ass one afternoon. He locked himself in the bathroom and swallowed a shit ton of meds. They broke the door down and found him foamed and dead. I remember everyone in the family was crying and screeming my uncle didn't fucking care and i was too busy playing MW2.

>Try to kill self
>Fail due to poor planning
>No energy to try again
>Spend next 6 years wanting to die

and here we are

I waited til about 1:00am and then tied a rope to a post on the side of an overpass. I was like 10-12 from the ground and the rope broke as soon as i dropped. I was sitting under the overpass all bloody screaming and crying like a child while the cars passed me by. I walked all the way home with the noose still on because i couldnt get it off. I texted a friend before i did it and she called the cops on me the next morning and i was put in a ward for a week.

10-12ft*

>We sat and waited for the party van to arrive
>I was going full phyco
>Still managed not to get cuffed though
>Think he was scared of me
>I’m a big lad
>I’m really running my mouth though
> sat on happy’s stool
>Called him and her every name under the sun
>Party van arrived
>Think I was been so abbusive the fem pig decided not to come
>I walked passivly to the party van
>got in
>they shut the door
>I could hear them outside>
>chatting shit to my fam
>Did I mention it was a hot day in june
>Fucking roasting in there
>Startted banning on the cage
>Come on fags, lets go
>Hurry the fuck up!

Pics of the scars?

Am I still con't with this story.
I'm not a good story teller?
I'll cont coz this is a gen RL story but not if I'm boring you all.

I have one very faint scar but i will deliver rn

Please do!
Thought you said rope was so tight you couldn't remove it though.
How much of a fag are you?

You can barely see it but i was trying to pull it off and i tightened it more

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Guess that answers my question...
Huge fag!

Won't play...
What country you from user so I can VPN it?

a group of children (8yo) from my class used to make fun of a father of a child (poor family btw) everysingle day after class, sometimes throwing stones at him. I remember once I was with them being chased by this old man in his bike. A few days later he hung himself. I really hope it wasn't just because of this.

At around age 14 or 15 I became depressed for some reason and dragged a knife on my wrist repeatedly, left me with a scar

Is this it?
Had to do a search.
youtube.com/watch?v=-uqaZW20rdg

When life gets you down it feels like the only escape.
I'm sure it was a number of things though user.
What happend that day?

I was in 7th grade and took over 30 clonidines in a school bathroom, I went back to class and the next one as well. I start fading in and out and I remember the ambulance ride but I was out the first day. The night of I had used the restroom and collapsed after trying to put on my pants. My heart dropped or some shit and was put into the icu. My family thought I was going to die , and honestly I wish I did. Was in there for 3 days and got out of the mental hospital in 5 days.

>wishend I was ded
>condrencate reel harddd
>not working
>mfw

I didnt kill myself once because the female cop was hot, kind of like one of the bitches on law and order except a bit hotter, sometimes im still conflicted like if i had a gun rn i would do it but also if i had a gun my life would be easier so idk, im a piece of shit from canada so no luck finding gun tho

Kek
Don't take the piss user, I'm drunk.