Ask an Uber driver anything

Ask an Uber driver anything

Proof

whats your worst experience with a customer?

and, your best?

Worst... Quite a few... Had to kick them out.

To name one of the few... Some bitch was angry she wasn't getting off first in a pool ride. Kept playing with my window buttons, cursing people out the window, etc. Told her to gtfo out my car. She didn't want to. Said I was kidnapping her. Told her to gtfo and she's free to leave. Drove to the nearest police station and they dragged her out and I filed trespassing charges.


Best:

Many...

People doing cocaine in the back and offered me some... Or the time this girl wanted a free ride so she asked to fuck. Sex happens a lot.

bro thats lit

>sex happens a lot.

what kind of islam do you practice ?

It helps I only drive nights 9pm-3am.

Lot of drunk bar slut who would fuck thier Uber driver for a free ride. Especially Saturday nights and Friday nights.

Nice

Why Uber, why not just become a regular taxi driver?

Anyone ever try to fuck in your car? Did you let them?

Because here in the city a cab costs $1000 a week to rent. Not only that... But you have to work 12 hours.

With your own car, you work whenever you want and be your own boss... And you own the car and not rent it. Way better pay and stress.

Lot of couples try to fuck in my car... Like the girl touching the guys dick and stuff but I don't allow it be a use it's sorta disrespecting to me

How do you even do a free ride with Uber? I've only used it a couple times, but isn't the cost and everything already figured before you actually pick someone up?

is it right for London to repeal ubers license?

What if they asked if you wanted to watch or participate?

what gift do you offer ?

ever had a customer who just smelled fucking terrible?

>not recording them to blackmail later

how do you deal with niggers?

how many women have you raped this year?

The driver has the option to cancel the ride, thus making it a free ride... So when they offer to fuck I cancel the ride and give them the ride for free lol. The cancelation reason I choose is "do not charge passenger"

Yes. Uber is a fucking evil and shit company. London can do whatever they want

If they ask then yeah I would def participate or watch. But if they do it without asking in my car then that disrespectful and I'll kick them the f out. It's a pet peeve.

Why did you rape that younger girl?
How many Dick's have you sucked?
Is that number accurate or is it really more than you're ashamed to admit?
Is your father's semen salty, frothy or both?
If.you think you didnt know, are you aware the rest of us know you're lying?
When taking a hot hard cock in your ass, do you push as it goes in like maybe you're being taken ln prison, like a forced rape thing?
So really, why did you rape that young girl?

What gift... What are you talking about
Fucking happens at least 2 times a day.... People who smell like rotten onion and etc.


MY most hated is when people take that last drag out of a ciggerete before entering the car and then stink up my whole car. Why the fuck would you do that. I roll down the window to hint to them that the smell like shit and shouldn't take a last pull before entering then flicking thier cig away

Who says I don't record them? I have a front dashcam, rear dashcam, and interior hidden cam. I don't blackmail them because I don't do that. Also they can blackmail me back lol

Ask long as the niggers have a good rating... I'll pick them up. Anything above a 4.6. But if thier in a ghetto part I drive the fuck out.

Do you have Bluetooth or an aux cable? Can I listen to this shitty music really loud?

I work at Uber. We know when you do this, because the GPS in your phone travels with the GPS in her phone, to the original destination she chose.

And we are proud of you. Uber is the horniest company I've ever seen from the inside, and I once worked on a major porn site. You can't talk to a female coworker for 2 minutes without her volunteering her relationship status. It's honestly a little surreal.

But you go, man. We love you.

I don't have water, mints, chargers, or aux cable. This isn't a fucking VIP service. It's a car service from point a to b. Whenever people ask for that shit I shake my head.

Even airplanes don't have fucking phone chargers.

Get your entitlement shit out of here

Telling you they have a bf two minutes in should be your hint to stfu and gtfo.


Lol. Retard

Lol yeah I know about the GPS tracking thing. They do that mostly in case the passenger says they picked up the wrong person and many other uses.

But yeah it's 2am and you're driving a girl 10 miles to her home and it's just you and her in the car.

The bonding builds up pretty quick and that's how most sexual encounters happen. I like the chatty girls.

You are the tard. Most of them are single and ready to mingle. The ones who aren't are almost apologetic about it.

I'm not looking for someone to date at work, not at all. Their behavior is their habit, not my prompting. Most of my male coworkers are fucking a couple female coworkers, and there is very little jealousy or competition among them, if any.

>751391216
I'd give you a really low Yelp rating and you'd deserve it but still tear up in frustration and get mad, as exhibited in the whiny reply you're going to counter with.

How is Uber not just a way for gypsy cabs to get around regulations governing taxi cab companies?

Omg how easily and terribly you lie. Shame on you.

Because at least here in the city.... In order to drive with Uber you need to be registered with the regulatory organizaiom that governs all cabs in the city. Yellow cabs, green cabs, limosines, livery, and app based (tnc).

Since you are easily made jealous, let me remind you that many Uber employees such as myself own literally millions of dollars worth of stock, apiece. If we ever IPO, those gold-diggers will win, too.

Have you ever molested a drunk chick?

Lot of drunk passed out girls in the back who can't wake up when I arrive to thier destination. But nah I don't molest them. Not looking to go to prison lol.

>owning something that dosnt even exist

Kek

Not only that but it'll never go public. No investor would want fucking Uber. This company has been losing hundreds of millions of dollars every single year now. And thier burning thier cash super quick. It'll go bankrupt soon.

Uber employee again. Get a camera, bro. All it takes is one false allegation.

I enjoyed hurting your butt.

Oh trust me. Already been deactivated 2 times on lyft and 1 time on Uber due to false allegations lol. Got reactivated back due to the interior hidden cam evidence.

Have you had a busy night, mate.
What time do you finish?
Just over here on the left, past the junction.
Thanks mate. Keep the change.