27yo virgin

27yo virgin

straight

ama

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fuck you

>virgin

Shouldn't you be asking us stuff?

what's your gameplan to make it happen?

get a haircut

If you’re 27 than I’m 76

Go see an escort?

25 yo virgin here
Thinking about getting a hooker

m'lady

You look like shit f឴a឴m

How bad are your socializing skills ?

this

I've considered taking the easy way out, but I keep hearing about women pretending to be escorts and having their bf rob them

that and I'm tired of being a creep, too long is just too long.

I hear I have 0 social skills from a girl I see often lol

i was about 25 when i started fucking hookers

best decision of my life tbh

That's why you go with an agency.

Dude would love to share a beer with you and help set you on the right path. Assuming you want to up your game. Good thing is 27 is still way young. You can put in some work on yourself, get up and running, be a new man before you hit 30.

What's kept you down? Things too easy so you've never had to try?trauma from when you were young? Or just no motivation?

Wanna have a suicide pact?

predatory friends mostly, it doesn't help that they tell every girl I seem to maintain a conversation with that I'm gay

where I'm from you're either dressing like a gangster and sell drugs or you're wearing band T-shirts and ripped jeans

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>RIP

no

Where do you live? Your own place, with friends or with family?

Parents, I used to live with my brother but when his gf moved in i had to leave

lol even tho we worked at the same place at the time

Would you consider a whole new life? Moving to a new city and rebooting yourself????

Hope you been saving your $'s living with your parents.

Fav musician?
Fav movie?

Justin Beiber
Brokeback Mountain: Filling Up Loose Ends

I've been running a lot and am likely going to join the military

Money is meh atm

Do you have a dog?

I've been listening to Pogo a lot recently, mostly Retro Wave in general. I write music too, I used to play a lot of keyboard and bass.

Movie is a tough one to answer, You got me on the spot. Probably every Star Wars movie ever or Sleepy Hollow (1999)

Why do you think you're special? Men having sex with women is sexual harassment nowadays. Virginity is the norm for all ethical males.

hair needs to be styled. shave moustache or grow beard. dont smell bad. smile when talking to women so they think you enjoy being around em and it wont matter if your m8s says your gay

1 cat. Used to be 2 but 1 died.

> :(

I can't creep on girls like I see a lot of guys doing. The rejections are harsh and I feel like shit. Maybe I'm not assertive enough.

I've heard some fucked up stories and the last thing I want is to be do is be labeled. I think I really do have 0 social skills.

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Cool, that's a great plan. I approve, but I know plenty of faggots here won't. Looks like you can get your shit together afterall.

Also sleepy hollow is a good film.

Good. That is how men are supposed to be. Women are the future. You are not special.

lol bru

What is your favorite book? Tell me your go to subway sandwich order as well.

Game of Thrones books >INB4 normie

Idk I ate a subs last week lol but it wasn't from subway

lol dude omg!

you unironically look like inbred white trash
shave that "mustache" and get a haircut

Have you ever done the MBTI test? What was your result?

Your dream girl? What's your type?
Hair?
Eyes?
Figure?
Personality?
Fashion sense?

No.

I'll give it a gander.

Yes
Yes
Yes
Not necessary
Not necessary

Be female. Be female.

Doesn't matter
Doesn't matter
Preferably a healthy build, I don't mind thicc at all
Nerdy
lol fashion wut

Not op but
Be female.
Not important
Not important
Not too heavy
Not a bitch
Summer dresses is my thing.