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/heem/
TYBJ
just a lil heeminder
NATTY GOAT
just another lil heeminder
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Cynthia webms coming up. i donwloaded the whole event so you can make requests but im not promising
she looks like a gremlin
If you can get the ref laughing at Cote doing all that silly bolo shit I'd appreciate it.
>never trained a day in his life
3 striped captains in the Lost Battalion BTFO
Mexican Gremlin taking over the division my good friend
*Gadoosh*
She is literally perfect.
>just went down to Sports Authority and bought some army shorts and a Under Armor shirt
>I think Cain is showing me a leg bar
>did you get the photo Esther? I don't want him to hurt me, I've never trained
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dont see it m8. he laughed at the end right before they hugged but thats all i see
what an honor that must've been for cain
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Hola gringo I'm here to pick yo son up for our fuckin' date. Don't you worry señor user imma suck his dick real good.
Mano, eu ainda sou um pobretanas, casa dos pais e desempregado, a vida não me sorri há muito...
>Conheço gajos que fazem uma viagem de 200km ida e 200km de volta todos os dias de propósito para virem para este gym, é o melhor de Espanha.
Qual gym?
Sabes de um telemóvel fixe por 100 euros? Tipo um top of the line já com algum tempo?
Ah well. Going off of memory so maybe I'm getting the fights mixed up, thanks anyway.
hey Coral Springs for sure 100% lose my number my man, Gadoooooooosh!!
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>thanks for letting me borrow this gi for this picture Royce, the dude's on Twitter are going to fall for this lol
He will literally NEVER be able to get wisdom imparted on him like that EVER again
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You recognize who this is?
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kek, i missed this wink during the broadcast
>Dana White
Is Justin Bucholz the best coach in MMA?
Also, Moose vs Cuckhold when?
yoelito is goodboy
Is it true Rumble is working with BLACKED?
>Is Justin Bucholz the best coach in MMA?
he definitely thinks so
Ahh it still clear
But is it just me or Yoel sometimes looks like another person completely?
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DC is the GOAT
>choked out a gentle giant twice
>let him barely win the first round out of pity
>made him cry
>made him quit
>shook Jon Jones
you may be right
>log into /heem/ account
now that the dust has settled... how do you guys rate DC's promo cutting?
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10/10
His features from the side sorta seem like they don't match his features from the front.
I love her.
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>Nobody cares about Flyweight
>Nobody cares about Bantamweight
>Feathweight ruined by Conor
>Lightweight currently being ruined by Conor and Khabib
>Welterweight is fine
>Middleweight ruined by GSP and Bisping
>LHW ruined by the three nogs
>Heavyweight is fine
coming in with a medium rare reem
she's great
I feel like Reem did some pretty homosexual things early in his career.
are you on steroids?
lets not think such foolish things
Reem did some pretty homosexual things at Schaubs apartment on Friday night if you know what I mean
dat horse meat diet did wonders
wew
I sometimes take magnesium tablets
I think you're on steroids
tmz.com
HE CAN'T FUCKING GET AWAY WITH THIS! WHY DOES EVERYTHING FUCKING WORK OUT FOR HIM! ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR!
qt?
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he has stubble on his head in the other picture
Joe Rogan@joerogan
Wisdom from the great Joey Diaz. instagram.com/p/BSr7oBRBs7Y/
khalabib or tony?
drugs are not allowed here
> In article "Unclear why he was pulled over..."
Maybe the cops were just fans? Like he was speeding in a Rolls Royce.
Who is this off brand nigga?
she really snaked that choke through the hand fighting beautifully
Cain velasquez
I hate him with all my heart but he's right on this one
>mfw this roastie tried to defend more than rumble
Ngannou would destroy Overeem
Overeem is the better fighter, but his chin about as great as Arlovski's
Why are nogi grapplers so smug, like Tonon, Dannis and Ryan? Why can't they be good guys like the ones who put on the gi.
masvidal beats maia
Niggano is already a future champion since wed memed him into relevancy
How'd Pettis get out this position over and over against Oliveira like it was nothing?
Reminder that Oxbow is the OFFICIAL band of /heem/
New album is going to be sick
youtu.be
youtu.be
Ah, haven't seen him in forever that I forgot what he looked like
I feel it
Jacare
how well would a roided to the gills chris chan do at women's heavyweight?
Jacagoat
Cowboy we are not gonna lose in Denver
Which one of you dorks is this?
>wmma
it's like an always sunny intro
"Cowboy, we are NOT going to lose in Denver"
>Cowboy Loses In Denver
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My only dream in life is to see 265 lb women fight
>Jacaroid Usada'd Poopza
>Gayniggersfromouterspace Poosasi
Rumble saying he didn't like getting punched or rolling on the ground with men made me wonder, who are fighters who genuinely enjoy fighting cause it allows them to hurt people when they otherwise couldn't and would literally do it for free if they could?
Robbie Lawler is one but who are some others?
>jacare
>peds
pick 1
i've seen it! two big ass mexican ladies were fighting over a pack of corn tortillas at a northgate in san diego, california. it wasn't even the last pack or anything there was like 30 identical ones right next to it
>roastie
cringing @ you /r9k/ beta
I want toothless chasing cowgirls booty.
>>Heavyweight is fine
Guys, I'm crying right now.
Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Cynthia Calvillo. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her.
Cynthia Calvillo really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.
Does she like dick?
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Maple donut is best donut
put them in the octagon and have the ref have the tortillas in his hands
why did this faggot take his shirt off? he has his hat on lmao
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They act that way because they think it will make the sport of BJJ bigger. Everyone wants to see athletes acting like asses, so they do that act too. "We are tough no-gi MMA guys, kinda. Come watch us fight!"
I think it's wasted effort, BJJ is not going to become a big spectator sport. High level BJJ matches are usually boring as shit, blue and purple belts are the most fun to watch (by BJJ standards).
thicc