/brit/ + /everybodyelse/

/brit/ + /everybodyelse/
Trump Edition

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youtu.be/0Z760XNy4VM
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/18/1-5-child-deaths-london-borough-caused-parents-related/
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/labour-poll-wales-general-election-2017-16-point-shift-swing-a7749786.html
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Fuck off Aussie twat

me on the left

>be american
>get shot
>become a shartyr

what's the difference between a shartyr and a sharter?

Australians? Not too keen on them.

Why do White People hate Leftists?

being a sheep farmer seems nice

Go back to fucking sheep, britbong.

excellent post

>I'm 23 and a national socialist. I don't go to the general though

@75144360
There is literally nothing wrong with shagging sheep.

>why is japan full of such boring wimps
youtu.be/0Z760XNy4VM

4,1,3,2

t. welshman

love stamping on lab mice when we're overstocked

what flag is that on the right?

sardinia

why do women love the idea of shagging their dad or shagging in front of their dad or other shagging stuff in regards to their dad

>Wales
>4
You've clearly never tasted our delicacies

I want a Sylveon gf.
Isles of man

I do that too, oh wait, no I don't I'm not a psychotic tory voter.

made me want to shag my gf desu

fucking hell

>12.5% jewish ancestry
>wants to exterminate the people who constitute the other 87.5% of his blood
Is he /not our guy/?

interesting thanks

jews are strange creatures

sold my house to buy ETH

Gf

nonce

'ce

@75144642
'ce

hot

Good job user what price you get in at?

"I wanna talk to you."
"The last time we talked, Mr. Smith, you reduced me to tears. I promise you it won't happen again."

Do I attract you?
Do I repulse you with my queasy smile?
Am I too dirty?
Am I too flirty?
Do I like what you like?

I could be wholesome
I could be loathsome
I guess I'm a little bit shy
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me without making me try?

I tried to be like Grace Kelly
But all her looks were too sad
So I try a little Freddie
I've gone identity mad!

I could be brown
I could be blue
I could be violet sky
I could be hurtful
I could be purple
I could be anything you like
Gotta be green
Gotta be mean
Gotta be everything more
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you walk out the door!

"Getting angry doesn't solve anything."

How can I help it
How can I help it
How can I help what you think?
Hello my baby
Hello my baby
Putting my life on the brink
Why don't you like me
Why don't you like me
Why don't you like yourself?
Should I bend over?
Should I look older just to be put on your shelf?

I tried to be like Grace Kelly
But all her looks were too sad
So I try a little Freddie
I've gone identity mad!

I could be brown
I could be blue
I could be violet sky
I could be hurtful
I could be purple
I could be anything you like
Gotta be green
Gotta be mean
Gotta be everything more
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you walk out the door!

Say what you want to satisfy yourself
But you only want what everybody else says you should want

[2x]
I could be brown
I could be blue
I could be violet sky
I could be hurtful
I could be purple
I could be anything you like
Gotta be green
Gotta be mean
Gotta be everything more
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me?
Walk out the door!

"Humphry! We're leaving."
"Cha-ching!"

the phone posting yank is also a bent ref

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/18/1-5-child-deaths-london-borough-caused-parents-related/

>london
hmmm..

Lads - do cars "drive past" or do the drivers of cars "drive past"? I'm in the process of writing a fantastic novel but would like a quick check on semantics

*blesses the thread*

#75144675
shall not

Got a letter off Theresa May warning about a coalition of chaos
Shan't be voting tory

Mad that this bender's claim to fame is a cracking Ulster parody of his song.

hope labour wins the election
will be funny to see rorke's tears

if i bote laber will i get more monie ? ? :DD

both i suppose. if you know the occupant of the car then "[occupant] drove past" or "he drove past"
but if it's an unknown car/unseen driver then "it drove past" would probably be better

ah yes

why do people ask where corbyn's government will get their money from?

the minimum wage increase to £10 means that people will pay a bit more tax and have more money to spend on things

cringe

haven't had sex in over 3 years

ama

Hmm latest gogglebox seems to be favouring labour, there's my vote sorted! Thanks C4!

Would heem the little spacker who put the pink lock up

bus has become a hot box
SWELTERING

*licks your willy*

1 year and 9 months for me

at what point does your virginity grow back?

I last had sex yesterday

Business idea: Everyone earns minimum wage

2 years is officially when born again virginity begins

its only if you've got a jewish grandparent
even hitler knew you had to draw the line somewhere. Straight up DNA is autism

Imagine voting against your prefered party because that would hurt the chances of the bigger party that you don't prefer but would prefer winning over ther opposition of winning

gatto scream

had sex this morning on the floor of my room

guess im a virgin again then

the dogs are acting like animals

>5 years

the animals are acting like dogs

>guess im a virgin again then

>six months since last shag
my virgin tremours have already come back

luckily still not got the walk yet

Looking forward to geordie shore new radgie rampage tomorrow night lads?

always have to do a double take with this photo

'nce

'nce

RED SURGE

'nce

>he doesn't realise hes got the virgin walk
suppose the virgin self awareness must also be back

only managed to get a blowie on Saturday night, feel like a virgin again aha

Proper gagging for it

>Moyes

Link

sweating like a pig lads

not even a fat cunt

normie cunt fuck off and never come back

>TFW I will never see my homeland drop Labour

Comrade...

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/labour-poll-wales-general-election-2017-16-point-shift-swing-a7749786.html

'gin

last time i shagged was valentine's day and even that was an autistic tragedy
>too drunk to get hard at first
>eventually get hard but too drunk to fuck properly so she rides me
>her roommate comes in and tells her not to fuck me because she wants to sleep, and that i'm not 'even that cute'
>tell her roommate to fuck off
>end up just laying on her bed singing along to one of my favourite albums whilst she lays there in silence

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hold on

labour have 20/1 odds of winning
why doesn't everyone in the country put ~£100 on labour winning and then everyone collectively agrees to vote for labour and make a nice bit of cash?

How do we end positivism?

>independent.co.uk

shan't be wasting the 50 microjoules of energy required to click this link

because then the odds change mongobongo

normalfag

*invests*

you still get the 20:1 payoff if you've already bet you muppet

This is the most jewish thing i've ever heard.

Wish marxists would go back to coming up with unconventional reasons that capitalism exists again, now its just all kill whitey.

birmingham is unironically the ugliest city i've ever seen

can't wait to hear the part about how you inform the entire country about this plan whilst simultaneously not letting the bookies find out somehow.

>Another report, called Convert Anything to Calories, calculated the number of calories burned through the mundane activities typical of desk job workers. Among them? Clicking a mouse.
>On average, 16.7 micromoles of ATP (Adenosine triphosphate) are consumed in moving one gram of muscle for one second. So, the total amount of ATP burned to move 11.7 grams of muscle in the index finger is approximately 195 micromoles (11.7g×16.7μ mol/g). There are 7.3 calories in one mole of ATP energy, so the number of calories burned in clicking the mouse equals about 1.42

I'm sorry friend, but it's actually even more than that

quite proud to say I've never placed a bet, don't want to be a degenerate

just left the house for 10 minutes and I'm a puddle lads

Making my morning poop at work lads