I found this big fucker walking around in my laundry room. Any of you know what it is?

I found this big fucker walking around in my laundry room. Any of you know what it is?

Trips decides what I do with it

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Probably a queen ant.

Eat it.

Velvet ant - stings like a bitch, so my advice is be careful, you dumb bastard.

Yup. Velvet ant, they are actually wasps.

Eat it.

Name it Ted

Lol I got lucky I guess. It seems pretty docile really.

>actually wasps
That's cool. Never knew there were wingless wasps.

Put up pooper

space program, poor wingless bastard always wanted to fly

if you kill it, don't touch it. still gonna nip ya

eat it

this

youtube.com/watch?v=EF-oSVCCqzU#t=9m40s

this guy is right. velvet ants are actually wingless wasps. i never knew that until a year ago or so

Its a mexican.

eat

reroll

so close

goddamnit

Stick into peepee

Cook in frying pan and eat it

Release it and put sharpie up your pooper.

NICE DUBS!!! Sweet sweet 99

Let it sting your dick

eat it

winrar

Holy fuck.

in the ass it goes

Ants *are* wasps, and when the queen is ready to swarm, she grows wings and breeds males with wings.

that better be some fast acting venom because his reaction seems like bullshit. like the stinger was in him for a very short amount of time

Put it on your dick

what a fucking idiot

Let it go and take your ass to church on this fine sunday

that's your hand.

trips you cunt, not dubs

put it in a red ant kingdom

kek

Comedy gold. Very original post. 10/10
Never been used before

Call your mom a chink and tell your dad that you are a tranny.

>what is google image search
good job OP

Let it go

thanks! that made my day!

Put it in your mouth but don't chew it, just let it walk around

Jesus man. If that's really you holding that you got fucking lucky. They call them "cow killer" ants because sometimes cows would get them on them in the fields. If they got stung the cows would actually start screaming in pain.

be friend with him

let it go op, that thing look dangerous.

I learned something today. Good thread Op!

Rolling for make him sting you

Rolling for put it in blender with soup and eat it

Reroling

Looks like a fucking toy

Noice but im looking for trips, reroll

lick each of its legs once

Roll for this

Roll

Strap it to a bottle rocket and see how far it goes

reroll

say to him that he is your master

Let's get this one b!

Take it to a shop and get a carload of groceries and attempt to use it as payment. Do it

...

stick your dick in it fam

Reroll

Rolling for this

Roll, eat it you chode

this

space program

god speed red leader

fuck me, off by one

roll for red leader

Mongolian ass eater.

Rolling for space program

Again

I always used to think they were indestructible ants that reminded me of Carnage from Spiderman

rolling for this

velvet ant is pretty high on the pain scale, i think if you want more pain you have to go with rain forest bullet ants.

Roll

Tie it to some bottle rockets and send it to mars

what to do with ant?

Reroll

name it ANTonio
feed him some hot chilli sauce

rollll

Shove it up your ass, record this and post with timestamp

autist

SHIT ON IT

DID YOU JUST ASSUME IST GENDER?

Reroll for this

swallow it like a pill

Timestamp eat it

Let it crawl on your tongue until it stings it, then eat it.

>brightly colored ant/wasp mutant thing
>hurr lets pick it up
anyway, where the fuck do you live?

Reroll for this

youtu.be/RZjDanSjWyo

Sorry I mess it up. Male has wings. This should be ANTonia.

Force it down your japs eye

There's a clear plastic thing between his hand and the ant

Re roll

Cow ant.

shove it up your shit funnel

thats not what qualifies something as a wasp dipshit, ant's are not wasps... elates or the breeding males and females sprout wings for a brief period of time to mate but that doesnt make them wasps

If and when it bites lookout. It hurts like fire

Make it sting your dick.

cow killer aka red velvet ant.
It's not really an ant, it's a wingless wasp, and they're bastards. Do not let that thing sting you, you're gonna feel like you're dying, and if you have any allergies to stings, you just might.