I found this big fucker walking around in my laundry room. Any of you know what it is?
Trips decides what I do with it
I found this big fucker walking around in my laundry room. Any of you know what it is?
Trips decides what I do with it
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Probably a queen ant.
Eat it.
Velvet ant - stings like a bitch, so my advice is be careful, you dumb bastard.
Yup. Velvet ant, they are actually wasps.
Eat it.
Name it Ted
Lol I got lucky I guess. It seems pretty docile really.
>actually wasps
That's cool. Never knew there were wingless wasps.
Put up pooper
space program, poor wingless bastard always wanted to fly
if you kill it, don't touch it. still gonna nip ya
eat it
this
this guy is right. velvet ants are actually wingless wasps. i never knew that until a year ago or so
Its a mexican.
eat
reroll
so close
goddamnit
Stick into peepee
Cook in frying pan and eat it
Release it and put sharpie up your pooper.
NICE DUBS!!! Sweet sweet 99
Let it sting your dick
eat it
winrar
Holy fuck.
in the ass it goes
Ants *are* wasps, and when the queen is ready to swarm, she grows wings and breeds males with wings.
that better be some fast acting venom because his reaction seems like bullshit. like the stinger was in him for a very short amount of time
Put it on your dick
what a fucking idiot
Let it go and take your ass to church on this fine sunday
that's your hand.
trips you cunt, not dubs
put it in a red ant kingdom
kek
Comedy gold. Very original post. 10/10
Never been used before
Call your mom a chink and tell your dad that you are a tranny.
>what is google image search
good job OP
Let it go
thanks! that made my day!
Put it in your mouth but don't chew it, just let it walk around
Jesus man. If that's really you holding that you got fucking lucky. They call them "cow killer" ants because sometimes cows would get them on them in the fields. If they got stung the cows would actually start screaming in pain.
be friend with him
let it go op, that thing look dangerous.
I learned something today. Good thread Op!
Rolling for make him sting you
Rolling for put it in blender with soup and eat it
Reroling
Looks like a fucking toy
Noice but im looking for trips, reroll
lick each of its legs once
Roll for this
Roll
Strap it to a bottle rocket and see how far it goes
reroll
say to him that he is your master
Let's get this one b!
Take it to a shop and get a carload of groceries and attempt to use it as payment. Do it
...
stick your dick in it fam
Reroll
Rolling for this
Roll, eat it you chode
this
space program
god speed red leader
fuck me, off by one
roll for red leader
Mongolian ass eater.
Rolling for space program
Again
I always used to think they were indestructible ants that reminded me of Carnage from Spiderman
rolling for this
velvet ant is pretty high on the pain scale, i think if you want more pain you have to go with rain forest bullet ants.
Roll
Tie it to some bottle rockets and send it to mars
what to do with ant?
Reroll
name it ANTonio
feed him some hot chilli sauce
rollll
Shove it up your ass, record this and post with timestamp
autist
SHIT ON IT
DID YOU JUST ASSUME IST GENDER?
Reroll for this
swallow it like a pill
Timestamp eat it
Let it crawl on your tongue until it stings it, then eat it.
>brightly colored ant/wasp mutant thing
>hurr lets pick it up
anyway, where the fuck do you live?
Reroll for this
Sorry I mess it up. Male has wings. This should be ANTonia.
Force it down your japs eye
There's a clear plastic thing between his hand and the ant
Re roll
Cow ant.
shove it up your shit funnel
thats not what qualifies something as a wasp dipshit, ant's are not wasps... elates or the breeding males and females sprout wings for a brief period of time to mate but that doesnt make them wasps
If and when it bites lookout. It hurts like fire
Make it sting your dick.
cow killer aka red velvet ant.
It's not really an ant, it's a wingless wasp, and they're bastards. Do not let that thing sting you, you're gonna feel like you're dying, and if you have any allergies to stings, you just might.