Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Maisie Williams standing there like this
Wat do???

Call the cops

"Maisie williams?"
-She giggles "Yes that's me..."
"What... I mean how"
-"Shh" She softly brings out her arm and puts it across my mouth "Don't speak"
I shut my mouth
and i'm too tired to write the rest so someone continue please

Tell that retard to get the fuck out.

Ask her what it was like playing the star of Malcom in the middle

Have a couple of drinks then get undressing.

absolutely disgusting, I demand seppuku

Run her through MakeApp

No she takes her giant cock out and whospers..suprised?

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give him a donkey punch and tell him to get out.

Turn around 360° and walk away

Get her facial corrective surgery of course!

Dosen't matter she still looks like a hot alien because aliens are hot because they are exotic and rare

she pulls you over towards the bed and lays you down

she slaps her thick penis across your chest as the precum drips down
"It's going to be a rough night, user. tehe"

The next day you wake up with anal bleeding and die in hospital shortly after from extreme tearing in your colon. Maisie is no where to be seen

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Fancy a shag luv?
Your a feisty slag, wanna take it up the shitter for me?
Bend over I gunna slam me bollocks deep my cock inya cunt

lol go back to math class kid, you'd still walk into her again you retard....

HOLDTEEDOOOOOOOR

needle her until she leaves

>hi user
>"h-hi maidy"
>lay down
>*lays down*
>she rips panties off
>squats over my dick
>"lets do this user"
>fuck yes.jpg
>she takes a huge dump on my dick
>i try running away but she holds me down with her huge manly hands
>she opens her mouth and out comes kevin spacey
>WE'RE ALL VICTIMS OF OUR OWN HUBRIS AT TIMES
>what the fuck is going on
>it continues to take shits on me
>the shitlogs are hard as steel and heavy as rosie o'donnell
>the logs bend my bones and crush me
>logs go right through me
>through the floor
>through the basement cement foundation
>accelerates in 3.4 earth days a second
>going in mach 51 straigt down towards the earts core
>miss the core just barely
>survives because didnt hit core
>the speed shoots me up towards the earth
>kevin spacey still taking a shit on me
>suddenly i fly through water
>i go so fast that the water around me generates oxygen so i dont choke to death
>also the speed cools me down
>flies up in the sky from the ocean
>lands on hawaii
>kevin spacey stands up
>lays one final log right besides me and says
>im gay btw
>"wh- wh.... what?"
>read all the first letters in every sentence

Fart on my pillow
Whip phone outa my pocket
Call da polis
"HERO PORIS THE BELL TOWA GERL IS IN DA ROOM HAVE TAKE TO THE NOTRE DAME HARO POURESE ARM YUL THARE"

Being this new

*pssht*

Hello newfag

Wonder how she got out if the ballgag, duct tape and cute latex disney princess themed swimsuit i put her in earlier

You?

...

How has summer lasted this long?
>lurk harder

Rip off my dick and beat her senseless with it

Then have a cup of tea

Hnnnng bamp for moar sexy goddess maisie

get her pregnant

...

Honestly I probably wouldn't be

didn't knew it was ylyl

Sounds like a sex scene between Tracer from Overwatch and Dick Van Dyke

Stahp making maisie ugly plz

Stupid asshole.

sorry

Much better

*faps uncontrollably*

>Sorry I'm not attracted to girls who's eyes occupy differ zipcodes

Thats ok user, probably just as well considering you'd never even get close to being able to fuck a girl like her even if you wanted to

Get her nekid, take much fotos, sell fotos to newspappers
profeet

It's called stewie griffin syndrome and she's quite self conscious about it you cad!

she wouldn't even be known now if she hadn't got onto a show as a kid, she's farking weird looking.

...

This allways gets me :D just the thought of these fucktards thinking that they are actually smart and correcting someone

...

Stick her with the pointy end

They are so gay for each other

I fucking love it

I bet maisie loves sniffing sophie's farts

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>app that drains color from the human face
>"removes make up"

I'm actually sad that you're this stupid, not even angry, just sad