Ask a 35 year old who just lost his virginity

Ask a 35 year old who just lost his virginity.

How did it feel to get your ass fucked by a real man?

Was she even warm at this point?

was it worth it?

how much it was ?

Who just lost his virginity?

Handjob from a trap doesn't count OP

>Handjob from a trap doesn't count
take it back

No man it was a woman.

Yes. Sex is awesome.

Me, a 35 dude. Didn't you read the post you cunt.

No just BJs from the girl.

i meant loosing the power of a great wizzard and immortality

Yes. Now I'm one of the normies now. Feels good.

damn i wish i was you

Hey listen "35 dude", I read your instructions clearly. You said
>Ask a 35 year old who just lost his virginity
Assuming you're a 35-year-old dude, you were the implied person to ask who had lost their virginity. You should thank me for following your directions to the letter, you salty bitch.

Just requires work user. Problem is that I want to go back to being a wizard, but this feels good too. Fucking sucks to start so late in life with this shit.

Yeah why don't you go fuck off.

Was she awake?

Of course. She swallows too.

How do you plan on evading the police?

I might if you didn't get triggered so easily. Shouldn't your blood pressure meds be helping with that?

She's legal.

sorry but foreplay isn't sex

So ramming her in the pussy with my cock in addition to BJs doesn't count?

How did it feel to get your ass fucked by a real woman?

No strap ons.

i dont care

But you cared to post.

So do you want a medal for participation?