I fucked up Sup Forums, I FUCKED UP!

I fucked up Sup Forums, I FUCKED UP!
I have my pc in the living room, in front of the wall, opposite to me there is a couch and a TV were usually my family watch the tv. Usually, i watch porn with headphone while my family watch the TV (risky boy here ;D). Anyway while i watch porn i'm lying on my chair. This night while fapping I sloppity fucking down the chair, and eject my headphone...PC SPEAKER WAS AT 100% LOAD...
how can i explain what happened?

Embarassing porno pop-up.

I'M USING ADBLOCK...THEY KNOW...

"Mom, Dad, I'm a normal person with normal sexual urges which I express in a normal way."

You cant. they know.

Good news is everyone watches porn. They probably chuckled and will never talk about it to you except to each other.

Unless youre a christian family. Then u ded.

And i cummed on my chair...

no im Muslim

I'm the op, not this faggot

I had a muslim friend from tunisia. As long as they arent from a super mega conservative islamic country, usually they encourage sexual expression and conversation because they feel it helps preserve virginity until marriage.

On the chair? -_-

muslims are just shit...they don't respect womans...
womans has boobs, and ass

...

yeah... the jizz goes to the chair

Why dont you gtfo back to the desert then?

Your father probably fucked goats when he was your age and that's why you are all infected with these nasty worms

Then get on your camel, ride to mekka and beg for forgiveness.

Just suicide-bomb yourself somewhere then

i like boobs an ass

Why do you come here then? Go back to your country and ask other fucking muslims what to do.

Wololo

Why are you asshole even here?

>an ass
you mean pineapple ananas?

Fucking kys terrorist bastard child molestor

is this Sup Forums?
is this just Sup Forums?

Watching porn on a pc in the living room...what is this 1998?

>100% Load

It's totally fine then. Jerking off in front of his family is something your prophet probably did.

anas good to

>anas
you mean anal?

Shut up libtard. The western world is no place for filthy sandpeople.

...

Weĺl you loose wars to jews, so you probably are just too retarded and dirty to behave like a human

Pop ups or you downloaded a sketchy video file

>I sloppity fucking down the chair
It's a fucking.
A sloppity fucking.

Why dont you fuck one of your six sisters? Does your father use them all ahmet?

Adblock doesn't always block popups

That's nothing.

One day I went to grab a sandwich after a gaming session and screamed "FAT NIGGER!!!!" down my hallway on the way to the kitchen (I do that sometimes, ever since the Tom Green Gentlemen / Fat Nigger Raid).

I had no idea that my GF had let our new neighbor and her kid in to chat with them... they are both fat niggers, it turns out.

One day people will hit you for leeching, you nasty brown parasite

hey, don't be a sloppity faggot

stfu u dirty 3d boy

Idiot.

Found the fat nigger.

go back to africa nigger
go crash in japan if you want

Oh so you a roleplayer? Lets make a new rp... you are not a 2d anime girl, but your hairy brown self. You sit on the floor with your mouth whide open and i shit in your mouth big time. Fucking die and burn im hell goatfucker

That was a decade ago... we now own an ocean front house on several acres, so no niggers or anyone else around to get offended, if that makes you feel better.

Kek

i'm a boy who fuck a 3d girl while she's wearing a 2d girl stuff

You are a guy who fucked his death mom a day to her funerals

archive this, and make screen cap, hi jeroome!
:D

Would make me feel better if you started acting like an adult person and not yell out whatever comes to your mind like a 3yo child. I really hope you dont procreate.

why the number was deleted?
alpha new fag here

>taking advice from a lesser being

Yeah, no. I can smell the poor through my monitor.

Looks like Soy Boy doesn't know how to Sup Forums

Cool story bro...
I'm a fucking MAN that shit's a hard turd on your mothers belly which she pushes up her bloodpissing gypsy-cunt to masturbate. These sick bitch. I'm not surprised her son is a gay weabo.

I got jacking off by friends and family like 30+ times (give or take) when I was a kid. If I can do it, so can you.

reply pls

You got jacked off by your friends and family?

Did hit you hard slowbrain huh? Just try not to annoy other people too much with your adhd you fucking uncontrolled freak.

i'm a normie now

Yeah but you are not a fucking gay sandnigger

Make America Great Again.

That's hilarious, greentext it/the fallout

Easy. Redirected to porn virus scam site. Happens all the time and adblock can't block it.

to l8 bro...my papi and mum destroy my pc

Do you think repeating political slogans with sarcastic undertone makes you look smart?
I couldnt care less for your orange president you adhd bitch. You are embarrasing yourself.

I just caught a glimpse of the kid as I rounded the corner and noped outta there instantly.

GF was really embarrassed but still thought it was really funny. She ended up telling them later that I had tourettes (I don't, I just like shouting fat nigger)

OP here, what the fuck?

>you are embarrassing yourself

Classic fedoral projection.

Just fucking leave it. Nothing's gonna make it go away you dumb fuck so just fucking leave it and they'll forget.

"Umm.. the other night that was a random ad."

"Then why the fuck are you making a big deal fucker?"

>orange

A little obsessed over skin color, are we?

Well, at least you learned something today: you're racist.

>calls other peoples fedora-wearers
>is an actual uncontrolled autist with adhd and obsessive compulsive disorder
>runs through his house yelling "fat niggers"
>unironically is not ashamed of who he is
I really hope for yourself that you'll never understand how pathetic people like you are. Go do some construction work or clean trashcans or whatever kind of niggerjob you do and dont talk to people who watch rick and morty.

I zold you to gtfo mudslime. We dont like your kind here.

I called OP a sandnigger before captain obvious. Kys.

you clicked one of those troll vids on facebook that are really quiet then suddenly UUUHHN UHHHN OH YEAH

op, here, i'm from canad, and i'm atheist

You are a fucking shitskin, so gtfo

Back to the desert asshole

I'm a normal white guy who live in canda, stop please

>jerks off in front of family daily
>white
>normal
Just fuck you ahmet

Have fun being poor... I just bought a $15,000 camera lens last week. Goes really well with the $18,000 one I got last year and the $11,000 one the year before that.

edgy boy here...u faget

you're sold already
someone will pick you up later i guess

Nice. Maybe ride 3 bicyles at once idiot.

so poor you have bikes in your room, kys
do you do dick watching? gay???

>being such a casual you don't know an enduro, cyclocross, and commuter when you see them

Same reason why I have more than a dozen lenses and 8 bodies: different purposes.

Deus vult friend. Fucking goatfuckers everywhere

Well guys, this was fun. Sorry OP, but I haven't had an opportunity to derail a thread like this in years. gg

>your room

Kek, I remember when I used to say "my room" when I was a child. Now I say "one of my rooms, in my house".

5 more bikes in the basement, a 40 foot boat in the driveway, 14 footer out back, 10 footer at the dock, 2 cars and a truck in the garage.

it was an honour Sup Forums ... i go to sleep forever(i hope)...regards OP

Although I am a bit miffed that nobody checked my trips...

Hey OP, fake Muslim here. Sorry I raped your thread. I do hope things work out for you.

You too, eh?

Fat nigger / MAGA guy here... never even happened, and I'm Canadian too.

> he has bike
>doesen't go to fuck him self

What about your wife's room?

Of course I fuck myself, retard.

My whole 40K commute is one gigantic prostate massage, for fuck's sake.

She has a gaming / workout room in the basement. I have a gaming / workout room above hers.

We spend a fair amount of time gaming or watching movies together in the theater room, as well as being outdoors. We do a lot of boating and hiking together.

Nothing matters