TRUMP GENERAL - HYPNOTIC EDITION

UPCOMING RALLIES
05/26 4:00 PM MDT - Billings, MT
05/27 10:00 AM PDT - Fresno, CA
05/27 2:00 PM PDT - San Diego, CA

SGOPET
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/
1,217 Delegates

EVENT SCHEDULE
donaldjtrump.com/events/

RALLIES/TH
>Trump in Anaheim, CA 5/25/16
youtube.com/watch?v=v2gS6fc84yc
>Stephen Miller Reads from “Clinton Cash” book LIVE on stage in NM
youtube.com/watch?v=2vqiu4UcApU
>Trump Mocks Hillary Attack Ad on Housing at NM Rally
youtube.com/watch?v=PARjm9F0fGU
>Trump in Albuquerque, NM 5/24/16
youtube.com/watch?v=Ck2G9ozSjj8

INTERVIEWS
>Eric Trump w/ Bartiromo 5/25/16
youtube.com/watch?v=PzPW1P7EBA8
>Roger Stone on Infowars 5/24/16
youtube.com/watch?v=ZvR5bLVYgwk
>Gingrich on Kelly File 5/24/16
youtube.com/watch?v=LrbVy0TMB0s
>Don, Jr. on Greta 5/24/16
youtube.com/watch?v=eCVJdxCRJRA

ENTERTAINMENT
>Trump – Everybody Hurts
youtube.com/watch?v=d9Kdx8HrIg0
>America Needs Trump – Now or Never
youtube.com/watch?v=1byVU9ljWqs
>THEY’RE BRINGING CRIME: Anti-Trump Protest turns violent in NM
youtube.com/watch?v=-qhyJQvHios
>YUGE Turnout at New Mexico rally
youtube.com/watch?v=vWhroSBR46I
>DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING: Idiots Blame Hillary hate on “Misogyny,” not her track record
youtube.com/watch?v=yn0tU3l8yNk
>Current Year Man vs. Donald Trump
youtube.com/watch?v=jl9EjEQnI5w

Official /Trump/ Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

TV/LIVESTREAMS
sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams
pastebin.com/BxSqb0Sf

CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/
imgur.com/a/VzlEf

WEBSITES
trumpgeneral.com
unitingfortrump.com/
rallyfortrump.com/

PREVIOUS

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youtube.com/watch?v=b9PNE4BMluk
youtube.com/watch?v=Bb2GzMstrMk
twitter.com/marcorubio/status/735783973826265088
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

AWOO IS CANCER

THIS IS AWOOOOOVEMENT

FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!

Give me ONE good reason why conservatives should support Trump.

>protip: you can't

THIS IS A MOVEMENT

What the fuck happened I was scared I lost you guys, how am I supposed to watch the morning jew

DID SOMEBODY SAY AWOOVEMENT?

Excellent on-topic image, friendo!

Excellent on-topic image, friendo!

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You really don't like being the bottom this time around, do you?

Trump was conservative since he started to think about politics, worst case he was somewhat liberal conservative

Excellent on-topic image, friendo!

TRUMP IS GOING TO DEBATE BERNIE? WHAT A
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Sup Forums temporarily shit the bed again. Don't worry, user, it'll be ok.

This website is sick in the head. I explained how Trump might start WWIII and a guy replied to me by posting a cartoon picture of a guy at his computer smiling as a nuclear warhead goes off outside his window in the background, as if he wants a war.

What is wrong with you people? Get your head checked.

Excellent on-topic image, friendo!

I fucking knew it was you posting that quality team pasta

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Morning

Didn't you get banned?

What?

What kind of a "conservative" agrees with the far left on tranny bathrooms? What kind of a "conservative" donates to Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi?

OUT

OUT

OUT

Minion faggot is back.

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Just in case.

Mods are Hillary supporters. Minions are an integral part of board culture.

Is this really going to happen? I keep seeing people say this..
Not sure how I feel about this move.

Why the fuck do they keep polling blue states like California fuck off give me polls of swing states

Excellent on-topic image, friendo!

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This is so fucking weird. It's almost like the orders have come down from up top that they're dumping Hillary. Are we going to see Biden anointed?

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He will throw it and lose

And the Dem butthurt over not getting Bernie will be FUCKING GLORIOUS

You guys do know that Drumpf can't be elected, right? He has no women, hispanic, gay, black or muslim support.

I used to be a huge Trump supporter but then he said that thing...

Excellent on-topic image, friendo!

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if you put a trump hat on all these you could literally get away with this

REMINDER

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>Cruz
>Burnout

He's stacking his own delegates to the convention. Trump will be forced to adopt a Cruz-like platform once he is confirmed as the nominee.

Cruz is playing chess while Trump is still on connect four.

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It's surprising just how quickly this pasta became old.

What's he going to do? Make him care about fag marriage?

Increasingly surginging in California, in all places
Seriously fuck you

he's that out of touch he thinks hes running for king of twitter

>President Trump on Kimmel (5/26/2016)
youtube.com/watch?v=b9PNE4BMluk

Update the Gen OPasta, faggots!

Stacking delegates that are irrelevant seeing as how Trump will have 1400+ in the first round.

Trump is playing Dwarf fortress in Linux blindfolded while the media is using an Iphone 6 to play angry birds

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

Maybe it won't matter what he does. Conservatives will stay home anyway, like they did in 2008 and 2012. Trump is a fraud.

>28
>14
>10

JUST
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MODS DO YOUR JOB

YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME TRUMP

omg minion poster actually contributed something to the fucking thread for once

up is down black is white. everything i know is wrong

Conservatives have usually been the dominant source of the Republican Party, and as such have typically gotten their chosen pick as the candidate... well, except for this Election Cycle.

The truth is, you really only have two options; join the fold, or willingly bear the mantle of shame. Drop out and not vote, show your mark of privilege. Vote for Hillary, become an automatic turncoat. Go for a 3rd Party to play spoiler, even if you somehow take enough blue states you'll simply poison 'your' party to the point where Conservative becomes a curse-word.

You know the delegates could still refuse to nominate Trump on the first ballot? And I wouldn't have a problem with that at all.

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even awoo posters dont post 20+ awoos at a time

the mods/jannie arent here right now
and the spammer knows that
when the site went down they took breaks

>Dwarf fortress in Linux

think you meant gnu/linux but thats ok

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Seeing as the choice this election is between two New York progressives, conservatives in Middle America have nowhere to go. It's not just about winning. It's about winning with principle.

>STOP
>STOP
>STOP
>NO WHAT IS THIS HORROR

youtube.com/watch?v=Bb2GzMstrMk

>GET OUT
>GET OUT
>TAKE HIS COATS

The delegates, Donald...

hurray!

>think you meant gnu/linux but thats ok
or as i've recently taken to calling it, guh new plsu linux

How will the Sanders campaign EVER recover?

Ready to do my part and Make New York Great Again!

I thought they image banned him? (instaban whenever he tries to upload the files)

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I've been busy with work the last couple days, out of the loop. What's new? Something about a debate with bernie?

someone really needs to explain post-irony to me right now

That's true. They could. Not that there'd be a Republican Party left afterwards. Not that the Conservatives will ever find a home once the dust has settled and they lose the support of, well, those to the left of them, and thus be rendered a meager 10-20% of the political system.

mods gods
too bad he'll be back here in a few moments.

>To be sure, virtual landowners in Second Life can bar anyone from their property. But that effort was, well, trumped, by a Trump supporter’s next move:

>A giant Trump billboard/statue on a neighboring lot, spewing fireworks from his orange-colored head. A Trump supporter, it seems, went and bought property next to Bernie’s HQ for that sole purpose. So no matter where Bernie’s Second Life supporters go in his HQ, no matter what they try to say or think, Trump’s sphincter-shaped face now looms down on them from on high, forcing them to keep talking and thinking about Trump.

DONALD AND BERNIE STUMPED

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...okay? What's your point?

So what? #NeverTrump means NEVER Trump. Simple as that.

THANK YOU MODS!

>Something about a debate with bernie?
Its a win/win
the only loser with a Trump/Bernie debate is literally Hillary

hello el captain microsoft

The party platform is non-binding.

It's where losers go to feel better about themselves.

The funny thing is she was invited, but she chickened out. The best thing that bernie and Trump can do right now is have a 3rd seat setup for hillary to mock her further.

wew lads

twitter.com/marcorubio/status/735783973826265088

rubio's uncucked himself

Guy A is pretending to be retarded

Guy B sees this and thinks this is how everyone acts

Guy B is now pretending to be retarded unironically

I'm not complaining m8. I'd rather have straya than shills.

Maga Kek

>tfw someone posted my DJ Trump meme in the OP

Who in the holy fuck unironically subscribes and posts on a Hillary subreddit?

Reminds me of when John Edwards got assaulted by virtual feces and penises when doing an interview in Second Life back in 07.

Why is anyone even typing anything regarding this thing?
Did anyone ever use Secound life even way back when (((media))) was trying to push it on everyone?

By now it must be emptier than a starwars galaxies server.

>It's another anyone who doesn't kiss the ground Trump walks on is immediately a troll/shill episode

Whatever.

Foamboi is finally talking sense.

I think Canada has been beating The Land Down Under as of late.

It's not just that. It's also when you constantly do something ironically until it reaches the point where you're just doing it out of habit and the irony's a distant memory.