Henry is a barber who shaves ALL people who do not shave themselves

Henry is a barber who shaves ALL people who do not shave themselves.

Does Henry shave himself?

gtfo bertrand

No because Henry is a duck.

He either shaves himself, or shaves himself because he shaves himself.

Bertrand russell

If he shaves himself he does not shave ALL people who don shave themselves.

But he would shave himself regardless of whether he shaves everyone that doesn't shave themselves

If he shaves himself he also shaves people who DO shave themselves.

It is not possible he could shave all people who do not shave themselves, and himself additionally?

He shaves all people who do not shave themselves.

He shaves himself, therefore he does not shave all people who do not shave themselves.

Yet if he didn't shave himself, he does not shave all people who don't shave themselves.

So does he shave himself or not?

Nope, because he only shaves people who don't shave themselves, besides taking your job home with you isn't healthy.

Yes, he only shaves people who don't shave themselves. If he doesn't shave himself, he would have to shave himself so that he can shave all people who don't shave themselves.

I'm pretty sure he frequents another barber, just to avoid the whole mind trap of figuring out who he's supposed shave or not.

No. He shaves ALL people who don't shave themselves. Going to another barber would mean he does not shave ALL people who don't shave themselves.

Well then it's simple, no single barber would be able to shave all people who do not shave themselves.
So much like when God gives definitive proof of his existence, he should disappear in a poof of logic once he tries to figure out who gets to shave him.

He has a beard like a real man, faggos.

OP didn't even state the original paradox correctly, so there is no paradox here. If he isn't restricted to shaving ONLY people who don't shave themselves he can shave himself with no problem.

win

He doesn't shave nor does anyone shave him. He has a beard and trims it from time to time.

Op confirmed faggot
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How in the fuck does he shave ALL people who don’t shave themselves? A sled with reindeer?

He offended a wizard once, and got punished by having himself and his barber shop become unstuck in time and space and floating through different dimensions.

We don need no fuckeeng shavers mang

So does he ever unshave anyone?

Now we're asking the real questions.