Juventus vs Barcelona Pre Match Thread

match is tomorrow btw

1:0. 1:1 at Camp Nou

Why mask does he the wear?

fuck I don't know if I want Uefalona dead or Higuain exposed.

Gomes barcelona: Juve goes through
No Gomes barcelona: barcelona goes through

easy

He's a twink guy

But Monaco, shouldn't you be watching your team playing vs BVB instead tomorrow?

Higuain was exposed in every single match against Chile. If Juventus wins, he will probably going to be exposed on the final.

So UEFALONA loosing is the only option

German """""humour"""""

How will Messi apologists react after EL Pipita scores the winning goal in the CL final?
You think they might kill themselves this time?

>Match tomorrow has 8 days before next one
>Match the day after has 6 days before next one
retarded

they all have league fixtures inbetween anyways

>Juve in CL finals
>Higuain in any final
i mean maybe a double negative makes a poitve but i wouldnt get my hopes up

Messi has never lost to Higuain, Higuain has never let Messi win

think about that for a second

Who would have thought....

A man(let) deprived of his hormones

Ready for Sturaro and Lemina on the wings?

>Barcelona will btfo of jewve
>Dybala will praise Barcelona as the GOAT team
>Moves there in the summer

Just like verrari

>Scoring in a cl final undoes not scoring in three majors internationals tournaments finals and that would be somewhat The GOAT's fault.
Wont happen though.

I hope mascherano breaks higuain in 2

*blocks your path*

Please Juventus, just knock these faggots out of the CL

farcelona is the most cancerous shit to ever disgrace football

This

I'm a lifelong Juve fan since the quarterfinals draw.

-------------------------- Gigi
--------- Barzagli - Bonucci - Chiellini
Lichtsteiner -- Khedira - Marchisio -- Sandro
------------------------ Pjanić
--------------- Dybala ---- Higuain

>yfw Madžukić bullies Allegri to start him

Higuain is a selfish cunt. He could have been remembered as a great. He scored 30 goals in la liga which was the highest since Fat Ronaldo before moving to serie A and then broke the serie A record for goals. But instead of cementing himself as one of the top 25 strikers in history he goes and chokes 3 finals. It's either because he really is a choker or because he didn't want someone else being remembered more than him (Messi). I mean no one talks about Burruchaga, Valdano, or Brown even though they scored for Maradona.

If only P$G hadn't choked

oh thats awful

Not really liking juve lately but I sincerely hope they BTFO farcalona

>Have domestic competitions on total lockdown
>Get a world record fee for The dabbing Sissoko
>CRAVE that CL after failing time and time again
>6 chokes in the final
>Decide to use the majority of the money on a domestic GOAT who chokes every important cup game
What did they mean by this?

juventus 0:3 barcelona

>Teams who visited Turin in the last 4 CL seasons: Real Madrid 2x; Atléti; Dortmund; Sevilla 2x; City; Bayern.
>None of them won.

>Juventus are undefeated in 21 European home matches and have won their previous 32 Serie A games at Juventus Stadium.

honestly surprised anyone thinks barca will win this

i cant remember the last time they played well

and no they didnt play well against PSG they refballed their way through

>be Allegri
>get to Barça
>buy Mandzukic and Sturaro
>4-5-1 with Mandzukic left wing and Sturaro as replacement
>use Messi and Neymar as tactical subs to change the match
>win treble

I don't care, kick luis retardo out of the club already pls

>and no they didnt play well against PSG they refballed their way through
More like PSG choked horribly. They still allowed 4 goals without the penalties and didn't realize until the second half that a suicidal team desperate for goals wasn't going to defend well.

>Higuain
>in charge of scoring in big games

2:1 1:0

Because Barcelona can lose 4-0 away and still win

Juve Game 6

Barca to sweep in seven.

That purchase just proved that Juve only care about Serie A which is easy to win by buying the best players from other teams.

The good old Buyern strategy

Why the fuck is this allowed?

Why don't UEFA just have one game played earlier?

Get a DVR

Juve 1-0 Barcelona goal at like the 20th minute

>all five of those players are South American

Why doesn't Europe produce good players anymore?

too busy praying Allah

t. Madrid spic

>not wanting to see more Messi Magic against Bayorn

fat boy vs msn
i wonder who will win

n ?
isn't he suspended ?

Poo

really made me think
>3-4-1-2
>memenic
>no mandzukic as left winger
>no cuadrado as right winger
>dybala not the #10

Visca Barça!

>i cant remember the last time they played well
They looked like world beaters in the first half against Seville.

This man Allegri will play Mandzukic on the left wing and win somehow

Underrated post.

>not ever getting to see their sex tape

t. Moshafir Abdullah Al-Jiram Mommahad Shawkry


why do brown people bandwaggon barca?

Juve will rape Farcelona 3-0

>n ?
>isn't he suspended ?
yes..
in la liga

Who's the better front 3 atm: DHM or MSN?

>he doesnt stream with a dual monitor

Just kys fampai

>tf
>tp

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if its not retarded its not uefa

>cheering for jewventus
disgusting

Reminder that Milan and Inter were involved but got away scot free. Its not fucking fair but it's okay, >WE are more relevant than those porca puttanas di merda

Fino Alla Fine Forza Juventus!!!

Fuck Barcelona, we will dispose of them and then win the Cup this year

Saremo sconfiggere quei catalani merda

Sconfiggeremo

>this fake italian
lmao, kill yourself, tyronne

come home, Anthony "Tony" Corleone

Really liking juve to win today at 2.85.
What do you think?

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Kek

>0-4 (Suarez, Neymar Jr, Neymar Jr, Pique)

Spain always wins...

In culo a tua madre testa di cazzo

>Juventus conceding 4
>Juventus conceding 4.......at home

M8, you just went full retard

>In culo a tua madre
In culo DI tua madre, jamal

gaymar breake his own leg
messi missi penalty
suarez go eat red cards

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>Busquests suspended
>LE will problably play Andre Gomes

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>i cant remember the last time they played well

Barcelona 3 x 0 Sevilla was problably their best game in the season and was just last week you faggot.

Stop being this pseudo.

Oh look, it's another british fag who don't watch anything besides EPLEL episode!

Holy shit I just realised this. Barça got absolutely BTFO against Malága too.

>tfw you can root for Juve again now that the dabbing meme fucked off

pakis out

sevilla is shit tier team

Barcelona has 15 defeats this year. 14 of them with my man over here.

Bayern lost to Hoffen them smacked Dortmund. Big teams tend to not give a shit if they have a big game coming up, same with Leicester

Of course they cared m8. The game against Malaga was problably their last chance to winning La Liga.

he's honestly been terrible. I can't think of anything he is actually good in. Doesn't score goals or gets assists, not a great passer, technique is average, doesn't control the midfield at all, can not defend.

The difference is Barcelona did get BTFO in a big game earlier this season. If they get BTFO tonight like they did in Paris there's no way they'll recover again, as Juve actually has players who know how to defend.

POO

Really gets the old noggin joggin

PLS NO GOMES
PLS

:DDDD

>blaming a single player when the problem is luis retardo's 5 man squad rotations
check the full line up, denis suarez, mathieu, etc are as responsible for those defeats

this is not new, it's something luis enrique has been doing since day one and almost cost him the previous two seasons. He doesn't understand rotations have to be done at home games and 1-2 players at most at a time

Instead he lines up all those newfags that have never played a good game together, at away games, and then acts surprised when the team loses again

thank god he already announced he's leaving