>be me
>be shitting on the toilet, chewing gum.
>get bright idea to shove gum in my urethra for sexual pleasure.
>go in the shower
>turn on hot water
>proceed to shove gum down my urethra
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>start fapping to some porn with a green eyed cutie
>halfway through, notice faint burning in my dick
>continue fapping
>coming close to climax, the burning is worse
>cum with the gum shooting out in a solid stick and my cum following
>immediately feel the burning
>feels like someone taking a flamethrower to my dick
>be me
>be standing here with a swollen dick
>mfw
Be me
Was it mint gum, OP?
when did the doctors diagnose you with your kind of autism
No, it was juicy fruit ;(
Fucking kek
wasn't so juicy in your urethrae then I assume
I am in so much pain holy shit. Dear god I regret doing this.
Greentext thread? Ok, greentext thread
>be me
>was walking to library, because 13 year old poor fag me wanted to watch youtube
>behind a group of children being lead by a high school chick
>they're walking so fucking slow
>too far away to make passing them not awkward
>too slow to follow and I'm too close to make staying behind not weird
>start leaving a trail of spaghetii ass I do nothing and keep walking
>the cunt leading children has them stop walking and stay on the side of sidewalk
>all of them stare at me as I walk past
>stupid bitch looks at me like I'm trying to rape all the children
>Ijustwannawatchyoutubenigga
>mfw they all follow me to the library
>her face when I hold the door open for them
I'm not sure which part of you thought this was a good idea
But it happened, what's the dick look like?
It has shrunk to the size of a peanut right now, no discoloration. So that’s good news because that means there’s no gum stuck in it. I have a euphoric feeling in my dick but with an intense burn. I have never seen my dick get this small and I’m above average size ;(
nigga I swear to god if you shrunk your cock with juicy fruit
You probably just got weird shit in it, wash out the tip and try to piss whatever's left out
...
I already did that, nothing else came out. Whenever I pee, it feels like a red hot knife is slowly cutting through my dick.
rip
If it doesn't get better, bite the bullet and tell the doc about your strange adventure with juicy fruit
Massive UTI incoming
If that does happen, I’m going to make a green text out of it. I’ve had a history of shoving sounds down my cock so I I don’t know.
...
Fuck
I've never in my life doe anything of the sort, I don't understand the appeal
But you better do the greentext if it happens
I doubt it
piss is good for cleaning infections
For his sake I hope so. I had one last year that I honestly thought was going to kill me.
Worst fucking pain of my life
>It has shrunk to the size of a peanut
are you scared that it will stay permanently small? juicy fruit is like a reverse crystal treatment.
My dick just got really fucking gigantic so I’m not worried anymore.
are you talking superhuman levels? Cause im bout ready to ramrod a wad Juicy Fruit down my dick if thats the case