I just fucked a tomato! Ask me anything

I just fucked a tomato! Ask me anything.

Why?

why did you fuck a tomato

How did you guys meet?

green or red?

I was watching porn and wanted something to fuck

It was a red roman tomato

Met in my kitchen. Was looking for a cucumber or a melon but didnt have either

Hope you washed it and cooked it first user, safety first.

>Cucumber

Literally why, also, aren't melons really rough and hard to fuck?

I did not. Unfortunetly i was too horny

Gotta cut a hole and warm that bitch up.

The inside of a melon isnt so bad.

did you wash your dick off in the sink after or something?

Thats exactly what i did. It was pretty resilient. Fucker wouldnt break no matter how hard i pumped. Messy though wouldnt recomend it

Yeah, that makes sense, the extra size is a plus.

Personally I use coconuts. I lick them as if the hairy part of the outside was a pussy while I kero with my other hand.

Sometimea I also carve a hole and fuck it.

Yeah, they're good if given proper care.

I did not. Was going to but then i laid on the couch. Currently watchin a judge dredd. During a comercial i probably will tho

what happened to the cucumber?

The way the tomato was looking at me was slmething i couldnt ingore

What did it feel like OP?

Just thought id update. Went to wash my dick off and when i peeled my skin back i found a hard lump. Turned out to be a seed when i decided to scratch it lol

i'm going to ask again, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CUCUMBER!!! DID YOU STICK IT UP YOUR ASS?

It was alrught nonething amazing. I heated it up and something warm on my cock felt great. It was really slippery. Was worried i would get some tomates inside my peehole. Lots of water came out.

No. I can barely handle my fingers. I was going to cut it in half. Carve it out to match my penis and put it back together with tape. Heat it up beforehand then fuck it.

The cucumber itself is still in the fridge

while you were fapping did you ever think about the starving children in africa that could have eaten that tomatoe

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