What fapping technique feels the best?

What fapping technique feels the best?

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use a vagina instead of your hands

What are You, Gay?

jamming mine in a fan does it for me

Thats a new one I'll have to try it. I'd recommend the fridge door for at home, and for trips the car door is the greatest to slam it in

Get those fuzzy robes or blankets or a pocket puss.. goats are decent too

Run your cock on your thigh til climax, feels great user

Rub*

Have tried it. Doesn't get me off.

for trips, using it as a spark plug in the engine while a friend starts the car feels amazing. Make sure to let your balls get wrapped up in the alternator belt at the same time

the best is running around the house at full speed while letting your dick drag on the carpet. After about 5 mins of this, you use it as a lasso and try to wrangle a metal doorknob. The result is ... shocking.

flex fap

the one where she lubes up her tits and presses them around your cock so hard the nipples rub against each other.

spinning my dick around fast enough that I can achieve flight

why do file names usually consist of 3 random words? I see this a lot when I download porn off tumblr or some shit and it will be completely random words like RichUglyBorzoi is one I just saw in my fap folder

files uploaded to gfycat get names like that

Anybody else do this?

Answering sincerely...

When it's time to cum, I'm just like anyone else - the standard motion, hand wrapped around cockshaft, jerking up and down.

HOWEVER, my technique for making my dick feel good is totally different. Until it's time to jizz, I use the right hand to hold my dick, and I rub the head against my left forearm rapidly.

I've never seen anyone else do this. Not that I've seen a lot of guys whack off, but I just wonder - does anyone else do this?

I like to grasp my remaining foreskin, massaging pulling and tugging it between two fingers.

Sometimes I will take a scrunchy and rap it around my balls and shaft as an impromptu cock ring, feels good. soft.

Double points

>the best
That's entirely subjective. There are hundreds, so just try em and stick to the one you like

kinda, in the shower i used the left hand to jerk off and i rub the head against the palm of my right hand

I like to use my sister's hand while she sleeps.

I call it a "Familiar"

Get on your knees naked, bend forward, pull your dicke and balls behind your (closed) legs and stick it between your calves or feet. You might need some lube, perhaps.

Adderall/meth + prostate massage while holding your breath

Thank me later

Fap to IR cuckold porn.
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>inb4 jews

don't dot it. It makes nerve gas

who dat bitch?

I have a piece of memory foam , I cut a slit in it.. perfect pussy substitute

where do you get those?

Do you use slow or fast foam?

I Bought a memory foam pillow and cut it up.. i also made up a pair of breasts from it as well which i squeeze. I like to use mayo for lube.. its like the foam creamed on my cock

nice, nice. The breasts tho, how did you cut em?

he is ugly and short and try to cock block me ugly way and dont want me to get any but is ugly and short and lame and ugly and cant do anything like my short ugly loser father that try to tell ugly popular people what to do after when the ugly popular people cant hurt my short ugly loser father cause he is a little bitch that think he is better then people and still try to bother people ugly way even though he is scared of ugly popular people cause maybe he think he is better then everybody but smell worse then dog shit and is short and uglyand short and scum bag and short and ugly and short and try too hard and is short and ugly and always bother me ugly way even though i dont want to be around him but bother me ugly way and try to read me ugly way and get help from ugly people loseres that try to inserucre me ugly way and so can read me ugly way and is lame and smell like poop and is short and ugly and disugsitng and shoryttt

I do; much lighter touch, though.

Put hot water on your dick as youre cumming it feels amazing

Like me, do you think of a chick doing it for you as you do it?

Are you snipped? Or hows the foreskin when you rum on your arm?

My old lady (as well as every other I've had) just can't do it the same way, ya know? Something about knowing your body better than anyone else makes that alone time extra special.

Yeah, I'm cut. No foreskin.

My technique is just something that came to me naturally when I first started beating off. I think it's the best. Try it!

Like an egg.
Hit your cock with a spoon.

prostate stim

I used a hot Knife.. just heated it over a gas burner.. even got some nips to tug. I have titty fucked them a few times but i need to get more foam.. these are probably just a b-cup

Use the fire starter method.

Just try something new.

- Get a Hitachi or similar wand, try it on the underside of your dick where head meets shaft.
- Try new lube. I got some coconut oil and went nuts with it. After a month of that, I went back to water based lube to change it up again.
- Try a Fleshlight
- Try a decent sized fuck toy, if you can afford it. Something solid and fuckable. I got one and it changed the game from just cumming to actually having full body spasms.
- Instead of stroking your cock, just hold on and stroke the skin around your cock (yes, works for cut guys). Feels like your dick is itching, but the payoff is great.
- Try anal play.

A chick had unexpectedly done that to me many years ago, and I exploded. Now I'm obsessed with it. But I agree that nobody knows your body as well as you.

this feels good but hard to keep up.

it makes you get the massage tingles.

Easy mode: Have a foreskin
Normal mode: Grab your gland between your thumb and index and slowly rub it, while stroking your cock with the rest of your fingers, as you are about to cum, slightly press the gland and bend your penis a little towards you (You may actually cum in your chest or even your face so avoid it, if you don't like cum in you).
Hard mode: All of the above, but don't use lotion. spit or lubricant and let 6-7 days pass between each fap.
Dante must die: All of the above, but choke yoursellf or make someone choke you a little bit when you're about to cum.

>flapping

it's a Murikan specialty

use olive oil. it will help lubricate and feel good. it will also give your dick skin a healthy vibrant look, the repeated applications of olive oil.

serious. it will have your lovers going "oooo you have a nice cock!"

Damn, I'm gonna try this, I've seen some trannies cumming without hands in porn, I guess it's possible.

Best advice is to not fap for at least a week, then spend at least a couple of hours on Fap Day prepping yourself with all your favourite porn and fantasies, let yourself precum the shit out of your underwear, get hard and play with yourself, take a few hours, but not actually fap. Then when you do, it'll be the best thing you ever do.

bump

you're a dumb person

Get a Butcher to debone a leg of lamb.. not kidding here.. better than pussy!

Marissa

only touch the head. It will take a long time but it will make you lose control of your body when you cum.

plastic baggie with soap, also known as a fifi in certain gated communities.

Get a cup, 2 big sponges, a condom, lube, a hair tie, and a couch.
Get the sponges soft with hot water
Unroll the condom and put it between them
Then, stretch the condom over the outsides
Use the hair tie to keep it in place
Lube it up a lot
Put the contraption inside the cup
Put the cup in your couch cushion
Put benis inside it

Or just use one of these

I do that now. The head is the only part that feels good anymore.

Get in here

Oh, also a microwaved banana peel

Don't burn your dick tho

Kek

>What fapping technique feels the best?
the one where my wife does it with baby oil, that's a good one

Build a pocket pussy my nigga, get a pringles can some socks and tape.

>Instead of stroking your cock, just hold on and stroke the skin around your cock (yes, works for cut guys). Feels like your dick is itching, but the payoff is great.

Yeah I'm cut and i have always jerked it this way

get some power

when you have an audience

>between two fingers
>lmao.jpg

No idiot its methane

Y tho?
Why would anyone do this?

jesus

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I think she oddly liked it...

Do you mean pulling a Louie?

Yes, if that shit was not staged.

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If you can afford one, get a "Humpus"

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sauce?

Honestly, that doesn't look pleasurable.

HOLY FUCK WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!

I just wrap it in a half folded towel and stroke away

RIP towel but it works, u can also get an onihole. I got a cheapish one and it is pretty good, but i don't use it all the time because cleaning it and letting dry means i have to leave it out and I don't want someone seeing a loli sized hip and ass sex toy lying around my room

u can also just get a hooker

Left handed reverse method. (hand on top of shaft, palm down)

Meatspin.com

the oldest trick in the book u oldfag

>RIP anyone who actually visits that

The wrist roll

>hold it like a cigar
>thumb never moves
>massage up and down ridge running under penis using only pads of fingers
>nothing else is touched

And yet, you know it will work. Successful Troll is Successful.

know Sup Forums these days someone will get a good fap

using your own mouth tbeh

Hmm...not sure what you meme by that...

It can't reach it.

Once I saw the full video and found and that cock belonged to a shemale I love visiting it

youtube.com/watch?v=jWURXjV0Qm0

Mueheh heh heh!!

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>some1 clicks on meatspin
>said person is not grossed out and faps

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So..you jerk off with your feet? Might try that

My girlfriend reaches back when I'm fucking her from behind and does this to my balls. It's a really good feeling and makes me cum hard.

My own mouth is the best feeling