Migrant crisis

solution? What's the solution?

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Kashtan-M

torpedoes

The final one

Maybe stop the boats?

>solution? What's the solution?

Electrify the water.

Sea mines

zyklon B

B A S E D POSIDON

Really Africa and the middle east need to be fixed long term so people have less of a reason to pour into Europe.
The issue is with Islam in the middle east and the complete retardation in Africa it won't be possible without colonialism 2.0

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Genocide, obviously.

Look at all those happy tourists waving. I hope the helicopter pilots waved back.

Icebergs

squadrons of civilians with fast attack boats capable of quickly sinking shitty somalian vessels. once sunk you can play ocean 10-pins and try to decapitate as many people as possible with your boat

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Machine gun nests.

Reduse all economical help to refugees and migrants. Make them live on 30 euro per month. No munitipal flats or houses, close and remove all camps, with using force if needed. Put in jail or deport everyone, who try to yell about their "rights" and make a fuss.
There is no refugee crysis in Russia. Why? Because we don't give them free shit and people need to fucking rip their asses of on any work just to rent a flat/room and survive.

Deport them back by force. If they resist, kill them.
It's very simple but it will take a very long time before we can actually do it, for obvious reasons.

>Really Africa and the middle east need to be fixed long term so people have less of a reason to pour into Europe.

This. You can't unring the bell. Even if you dialed back on the refugee rhetoric and begging them to come to your country, people are still going to be hemorrhaging out of the region for years to come. Demolishing problem nations is the key, but the current political climate isn't conducive to suggesting military action in the Middle East, and it will only make the migrant crisis worse in the short term, with potential long term damages because migrants won't just go back home.

Thank you Based Poesidon.

>icebergs
>bergs

This. Хopoшo cкaзaл, тoвapищ.

This also sounds good

Genocide, as always.

At least make an effort to spell poseidon correctly

Brexit.

Thank you based Poseidon

We are outsourcing colonialism to China this time

>POSIDON
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Freakin' sharks with freakin' laser beams on their freakin' heads.

If we just let the boats sink and promised they would all be deported upon arrival that would be a start.
youtube.com/watch?v=96HtY9XJSMA

sending them back

The solution for OP's problem is more and deeper water.

Let Israel occupy Syria.

Thank you based Poseidon

>solution? What's the solution?

Stop destabalizing countries on our fucking door step.

The Mid East and North Africa needs a Marshal Plan. Develop the fuckers until they loose the urge to run around.

Lucky for them we still take the gibsmedats

It's not enough to let the boats sink. When you encounter a sinking boat, rescue half the people and leave the other half to die. Place an emphasis on splitting up groups/families. Send the half that survive back to their own country so they can tell stories of how they left their family/friends to die in the ocean.

Reopen all those ww2 gas chambers and keep accepting them

Start torpedoing the boats on sight and machine gunning those on foot like in Gibraltar or crossing the Turkish border. They'll stop coming.

>be me
>usually ignoring the Poseidonposting
>pray for the first time yesterday
>today this
I swear I'll build Him a shrine.

Stopping the taxi service from Libya. Right now, we're literally ferrying over African migrants by the boatload. I mean, that's a sentence that's normally a hyperbole, but right now it's an objective, factual explanation of what we're doing.

So, in short:
-Stop the ferrying services
-Deny everyone who entered illegally
-Start taking limited amounts of Syrians with a clear war-over-you-go-back clause
-Give Lebanon some money instead of Erdogan
-Use the crisis as an excuse to stop mass immigration
-Kick recent migrants out of their homes in order to make room for refugees

I'm not even going "kill them all" full ham. We don't need to. There is no crisis aside from the one leftists created for us. And leftists are responsible for this shit from cradle to grave. They supported the Arab Chimpout, they supported ISIS, they continue to shill for ISIS terrorists, they invited them here, they spin this invasion as a positive thing, and they treat them as permanent immigrants.

So the long term solution is nothing less than the complete dissolution of leftist power blocks. The migrants we can deny and send back. But the left must be eradicated.

Either let them drown when they sink their own boats, or tow them back to the harbour they came from force them ashore and destroy the engine then sink the boat in vew of the shoreline.

genetically modified killer piranhas the size of a whale in the Mediterranean sea

>Develop the fuckers until they loose the urge to run around.
Not a very good solution. Soviet Union did this but it was never appricieted.
Look at the middle asia ex soviet republics. Those fuckers just wanted more free shit and turned their back on us as soon as free-shit-rain was over. After that local olygarhy robbed and sucked dry soviet legacy and all common folk are went to russia for work. We were kinda overwhelmed by tadjiks and uzbeks for some time. But as soon our economy faded under sanction and low oil prices - they mostly left.

>So the long term solution is nothing less than the complete dissolution of leftist power blocks

Er... the reason the immigrants are coming is because of right wing economics.

The right wing Neoliberals know migrants equal money.

>floating sentry guns
>drone patrols
>shoot to kill on sight
>no more rapefugees coming

for those already here:
>round up shitskins
>send those with passports back
>take mediterranean island with population = 0
>place shitskins without passport there
>sterilize beforehand
>free to do as they wish on the island
>cannot leave island
>sentry guns, drones and aquatic minefield to keep them in
>cameras all over island for reality show

Around 80 sandniggers saved...but 30 died!
Thank you Poseidon!

There is no solution

at least not one where everyone survives

Just tell the local coast guards to ignore their calls for help since the people smugglers in Libya give them enough fuel to sail a bit into EU waters and a phone to call for help once they're stranded.

Sink all the boats and let them drown.

People will stop coming.

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Most of these drownings happen because they are middle eastern idiots with an average IQ of 80

For example (this has happened alot) when a "rescue boat" comes along they all try to storm it instead of patiently getting on one by one, so they will all rush to one side and then the boat capsises

>or just force deport them

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Force deportation will not prevent their comeback or arrival of fresh meat.
Economical measures will.

>this happened a lot

You mean literally everytime.

What's up with Subway?

Everything is disgusting there.

Keep dropping nukes until sea water evaporates!!!! Pretty simple and gd way to get rid of nukes as well as migrants.. ;-)

Lock down the beaches and the ports. Let them sink, starve in the harbour or go back to the godforsaken land they came from.

You can't fix nigger.

Start shooting the boats.
4 or 5 should be plenty.

Realistically how many people are going to try to make the cross if they know some boats have been shot.

>muh right wing immigration

That's dumb as shit, user. Islamic and African immigrants cost money. It's the Eastern European ones that actually work for a pittance, and it's only because they don't actually have to live here.

The European right hasn't been pro-immigration since the literal fucking 70's, and they were only supposed to be guest workers, like the Poles who fuck off after their seasonal labour is done.

Tbhfam I don't understand why refugees are coming here in the first place. Why can't we send troops over there to train all these strapping young Syrian men up to shoot good, and teach them how to fight back against ISIS? Take control of your country instead of letting some retards blow everything up and kick you out. Surely ISIS are a minority compared to the rest of the population, so they should win on numbers alone.

When we had WW2 there wasn't anybody just running away to other countries.

And we can't just have a constant influx of migrants - would people eventually abandon Syria completely? And overcrowd the European countries?

Fucking america spends like $900billion on military but doesn't get involved because there isn't enough oil for them to steal. Meanwhile Germany gets raped up the bum by Hammad because he doesn't understand that you can't stick your willy in anyone you like.

Thanks Based Poseidon

Zyklon-B

i think i found my new favorite band thank u
britbong

That looks like a pretty fun summer holiday.

Because more than likely they will be shot going back where they came from. Also the risk of death from the crossings are already high. They have nothing to lose.

Donald-T

Its the whole Africa who's coming here in Europe pal not only Syrians. Syrians niggers are basically around 8-10% of the whole sub-humans pack delivered in the last 2 years by the Mediterranean sea.

>That's dumb as shit, user.

It's a fact.

Neoliberals believe in the free market is the best method of achieving economic "efficiency".

The free market requires the free movement of products, capital and people.

Since we've had a Conservative, right wing, political Party in power here in the UK, immigration has exploded. They love it.

sink the boats and fire at migrants who illegally pass into europe.

Yes, they'll die. But it'll send a message and stop more from coming here. Either shoot a few now or wait until europe is overrun, and then you'll have to shoot a metric fuckton more.

Kill every single living organism that spews out allah ahkbar. Kill every little brown shithead that denies the west. Kill all fuckfaces that believe in a magic man in the sky. Bomb it flat and send all these sandniggerd back to rebuild their shithole of a country.
Problem? Solved.

Turn the Middle East to smouldering, radioactive glass. Build drone bases along your entire coastline and have them fly regular patrols. If a drone spots an illegal or other non-white, hit the target with rotary cannon fire. If the undesirable finds cover, drop a couple of hellfires on it's ass.

The chunnel is a weak point. The French police are faggots who will most likely surrender if an illegal looks at them the wrong way. To counter this, greet any vehicle exiting the chunnel with a smile and four GAU-8 Avenger emplacements. Any occupants unable to produce proper documentation will be reduced to a fine red mist.

Some (liberals and mudslimes) may violently disapprove of your simple, yet effective policies. You'll need to take this into account and set aside some of your military budget for delousing facilities.

For everything else, there's Nigel.

1) send all invaders to uk (its lost anyway)
2) nuke uk
3) profit

an FFAR or two

Just return the ones who make it and let the sharks take care of the rest.
Sharks have feelings too.
Let the poor sharks eat.

Let them drown, and take those that aren't sinking to sanctuary islands where they can be interred in a refugee camp.

Like Australia, it must be made absolutely clear that if you try to cross without permission YOU WILL NEVER GET TO LIVE IN EUROPE.

>being able to choose any ingredients in your sub
>disgusting

Thank you based Poseidon.

Don´t fish them out of the water.

Nah. Just create murder trains that spray holy promethium.

>you get to choose between the pest and cholera
>its not disgusting
reminds me of german democracy

I've wondered about this.
It's alright for us to control our borders because we live on islands and are not in the Schengen zone. But the Germans try and tell us that we aren't doing enough. Well, if Germany matches the UK foreign aid budget, and stops destroying Southern European countries, then maybe we can fucking talk. Why do Kraut cunts keep fucking Europe up? German bastards have a pathological hatred of Europe and they can't stop wrecking Europe. Fuck them.

UK gives loads of money. Second only to the USA.

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Fucking German cunts.

The final solution