ASTROS @ MARINERS GAME THREAD

Space Explorers vs. Sea Explorers chapter 5:
"We're ALREADY playing each other AGAIN?" Edition
Morton vs. Paxton
get comfy

1ST for
S P R I N G E R
D I N G E R

>They fell for the Dipoto meme

seattle is a joke lol. Go stros

>from the start said he's a plant because he's shit
>no one believed me

>mfw the rotation is the only thing going right for us

WHO READY FOR /bigdickpax/ HERE?!

Who the fuck are you? I've been an Astros season ticket holder for 15 years. Longer than you've been alive, kid. Too bad my season tickets are worth about 6 jar of pickles because the Astros fucking blow it every year. I know your type. You're a Houstonian who just oh so loves baseball season, right? You go to the game, probably with your bf, snap some pictures, take some selfies, eat a hot dog, and just LOVE watching the Astros lose. Guess what, I FUCKING DON'T. Take your fake ass back to The Woodlands bitch. I speak nothing but the truth. This team is filled with perennial failures, beaners, white trash with disgusting beards, and worst of all, accountants and gardeners who held Jim Crane at knifepoint and demanded jerseys and are now hoodwinking an entire city.

this is the worst pasta 2bh

why are the Astros so good at developing tiny players

pls win m's

pls

Wow, I can't wait for the Mariners to lose AGAIN!

Last two digits are the number of wins the memeiners have this season

kek

That ball girl looks like lady gaga

>2PM starts
I got shit to do Ms, fuck

this ain't soccer tho

M's/Stros threads are usually comfy; where is everyone?

it's still working hours in Seattle and yesterday's game was one of the most soul crushing loss of the last decade.

...

Fair enough

Will the asstros score more than 3 runs today?

Not on this guy's watch

The last 2 digits of my post will tell us how many we'll score

Maybe the last digit

woohoo done with classes, let's get this homestand going

>comfy McLemore broadcast

me too lad

>mariners shit the bed
>ROOT discusses '95/2001

every time

instant replay is killing sports

this tbqh

ayfkm

LOL mariners

fucking christ

>gurriel actually doing something right
there's magic in the air, boys

segura out now.... is that the worst play in seattle sports history

why do I even get my hopes up anymore?

CARLOS

I havent seen Kiwi bro in a few days... guess he finally had enough

F

KKKKK

What's
up
M's
thread??

PAXTON KLAXON

This is gonna be one of those games where the 1st 8 innings take 2 hours and by the 15th it's an 8-hr game

...

honest question for M's fans about Robbie Cano. He's one of the best players on the team, so you pretty much have to like him, but other than that, do you find him entertaining? Whenever I watch him he just seems like he couldn't give two shits about the game or the team.

oh cOME ON

MARINERS!
At att watching taijuan get booed all game

BASES LOADED THIS ONE IS IN THE BAG BOYS

his lack of effort is infuriating but his style of play is fun to watch. His swing plus his fielding are so smooth that I usually let the effort thing slide.

Personality wise he's pretty much robo-PR guy so whatever.

>bases loaded no outs
hmm i wonder what's going to happen

>memeiners

You are a good man

Mariners might be a 130 win team if they could get their RISP up to about .150

...

Fuck this team

And once again they couldn't get a hit 0 outs bases loaded. FUCK YOU.

M's brahs on suicide watch.
God damn I love theses Astros M's threads

*wins Cy Young*

TURN SAFECO INTO A FUCKING PARKING LOT

"at least we got the fans fried grasshoppers"

Mariners front office probably

SIT YOUR BITCH ASS DOWN

KKKKKK

I want Reddick to leave

>They wont even score that 1

C O R R E A

>Segura has right hamstring strain, according to Mariners. Hurt diving back to bag in third apparently.

FUCKING FINALLY

>CRUZ

it's over brehs

Just wait until the 9th inning lmao

>2pm start time
pls never again

...

GIDP please

>DP
?

I guess my stream is slow

Vogelbach when

he's not ready yet. he's basically a fat zunino with terrible defense

Valencia is complete shit, but at least he has defense

why the fuck did we let Dae Ho go?

Go M's

>why the fuck did we let Dae Ho go?
>he sucks and is fat
that's what my brother told me

>the interracial couple sitting by the bullpen
Brb having a fap

I remember reading he wanted to be an everyday starter instead of platooning so he went back to comfy nipland. I'm sure he's getting paid too.

Valencia's ABs are nearly as bad as Martin's. who was the last quality first baseman the mariners have had? Olerud?? Can O'Neill play 1B?

Is the swelmet a secret tribute to olerud?

No, it's a darth vader helmet that an M's fan made.

the players liked it so much, he gave it to them. They started giving it to the player of the game every week after that.

the star wars brainwashing is reaching critical capacities

he wanted to go back home

>spring is here
>sinuses start acting up

every time

based haniger

*blocks your path*

MAKE IT STOP

Sorry man. Hope you feel better soon.

>DISASTROS
>BITCHIN MITCH
DONT YOU FUCKING POST IT

thanks

Based

>drop to my knees and suck him off

>lukewarm corner
>still
he's a gold glover, r-r-right guys

SAVE US CARLOS

j-just needs a few more games to get things back in order

>tfw Angie will never come for you
why live

This game isn't half bad desu

I'd try grasshoppers tbH

There's still time

i'm thinking about it

as long and their dead and fried
not goopy stuff, thanks =\

Dubs confirm another bullpen implosion

I would too. They are only 4 bucks so it wouldn't feel like a huge waste if I didn't like them

there is no fucking question now

Paxton is the ace.

sorry Felix.

I mean, how much different can it be than crawfish?