ITT: 3 things to buy to make your cashier as uneasy as possible. Imma start

ITT: 3 things to buy to make your cashier as uneasy as possible. Imma start.

>clorox
>ammonia
>garden hose

>Party invitations
>Cake mix
>Rat poison

>Dildo
>Lube
>Copy of Mein Kampf

Good.
also can you bump your own thread
bump.

Childs onsie
Duct Tape
sleeping pills

>anusol (piles/anal restoration cream in the uk)
>dick shaped squash
>learher belt you roll up and bite on, tested in front of the cashier

>Rope
>Lube
>Porno dvd/magazine

You're thinking too sexually. What else could make a cashier uncomfortable

Three packs of AAA batteries, the largest packs you can find. When you are in the line, ask her if its ok if you open one before paying with a hand in your pocket, as if you really needed to charge something up with it. Where I live they would let you. Then, you open one of the packs, grab one batterie and as slowly as possible, with the blankest expression possible, lick it. Then put it back in the pack. Grab another one. Lick it. Put it back. Another one. Again and again.

>condoms
>enigma
>zipties

"enigma"
do you mean enema?

>rat poison
>spaghetti
>birthday card

>garden gnome
>lube
>single-use camera

Wires
Nails
Pressure cooker

These.

20 bags of salt
lube
condoms

>Fried chicken
>rope
>bed sheets

>Lighter
>spoon
>needel

>propain
>roadflair
>duck tape

>bleach
>rope
>stool

>implying cashiers give a shit about what they have to ring up

If they are new yes old no