Prove you're white, Sup Forums

Prove you're white, Sup Forums.

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i'm not

I found this hilarious.
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me neither

IQ above 130
no criminal record

How's it going, fellow Asian?

I'm white, but Asians are mostly good people unlike blacks.

Can we look past skin colour already

>Can we look past skin colour already
Yeah, I mean, what's the big deal? We're all human on the inside, RIGHT?!

Fuck off, shlomo.

I can read and write.

I can cock meatballs

Do you realize that guy's an SJW? He's arguing that YouTube needs more censorship and that racism is wrong.

Fuck yourself, kike.

I have no criminal record, I'm gainfully employed, my pants are pulled up above my balls, and I can speak, read, and write in proper English.

I don't season my food

I never went to college but still got a job making a shitload of money ( I'm not a rapper).

I don't rely on people of another color to fund my peoples existence

I know who my father is

I haven't stolen a bike

I can be given a fat lip and a black eye

My bottled water has a expiration date on it

I’m getting ready to go to work

I make assumptions about people I don't know based of skin color? Am I doing it right.

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proof

lmao that dude is white

I've touched my sister's boobies.

I eat nothing but pasta.

>slav beard
>arab skin tone
>beaner ugly face behind the hand
confirmed for US white. may not pass in Europe, so careful with foreign travel

I love hip hop music

Easy! I'm about to smoke some meth, and fuck my sister, then order some traditional Mexican food (taco bell) for when I get the munchies. Oh, also gotta check on my moonshine!

I've never been arrested

>slav beard
Man of the world, right here.

thats mexican

I led a cult once.

>meanwhile in reality

>I think Mexican is a race, and not a nationality.
Get offline and do your homework, like I'm about to in a minute.

I have 0 Latin in my blood I'm German with a splash of sand nigger

She's this pretty because she's half Filipino, half white

>a splash of sand nigger

You ever put a spash of coolant in your engine instead of oil?

Can’t argue with that...

>claims he’s white
>splash of sand nigger
>mfw

This easy*

Fixed you're welcome

Asian/white > white

Hotter, and generally smarter too

come on guys im only 1/4 Lebanese and the Lebanese are pretty much white anyway

Those aren't Aryans, so what are they? The cheer section?

Run on sentence.

You sure slappy?

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Naw, that's like Italians calling themselves white. I mean you're pretty much on the white team just w/o the title

I'm not; I'm a Jew.
GAI of 141, no criminal record, in university, not paying out child support to anyone.

gross

Lol not really spending much on anything like a good Jew. Squeeze a nickel in a vise to get six pennies

>Doesn't know what a run-on sentence actually is

The sentence is seperated by commas, not a run-on sentence

That is not hotter. Her Asian features stick out like a sore thumb and make her look a bit downside. Those tits are a little large for a typical Asian. Her skin looks too dark and simultaneously washed out

jews are white. most of the world agrees.

You didn't need commas before the "and" s

Knowing this, you replied anyway. Too easy to trigger millennials, way too easy

I'm not from a rich family. Currently on minimum wage income, and my parents are nearly driving themselves into debt paying for my uni.

Top fucking kek, when are you going to realize shilling backfires most of the time?

27yo virgin

deliver or fight me about it

They are generally hotter.

Also like a good Jew, use other people's money first

So is this what a top tier white girl looks like Sup Forums?

Yummm

im actually an ethnic sikh.

>implying you wouldn't do the same
If your parents offer to pay for your uni degree before you are financially capable of paying for it yourself, you'd be stupid to refuse. I'll do the same for my kids some day.

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What do you have to gain from implying Sikh are trying to undermine the integrity of White cultures as usual?

White enough for you?

Well Sup Forums? Is it?

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Plz leave weirdo

would be better if she was dark haired.

I don't know man. I think that girl would look better if she didn't have nightmare eyes

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE KIKES IN THIS THREAD!??!

>elliot rodgers detected
stop shilling you insecure faggot. Go start your own thread if you want to project your fantasies faggot

I know a few girls like this and they are literally the hottest fucking things I've ever seen.

>samefag
I know girl who looks exactly this. She's older and got some of that thicc. I want to pucker her ass until she cums but she's got bf and I'm a bitch.

sounds like a white guy
>move out to early
>struggle to afford basic living and post secondary education
>take out massive loan
>struggle to find job to pay for life and massive loan
>finally get job well into mid 20's
>struggle financially into 30's
>complain about how the jews have been fucking you over and that all problems you suffer stem from a conspiracy run by the lizard people

daily reminder that black cocks are bigger and better

Your dad is a kike. We went to the synagogue together last weekend, ate some kugel and challah, was pretty good.

Why'd you have your mom use her hand to cover your face?

>the only guys who like brunettes are kikes, hurr durr

I love not being harassed by the cops.
I love the color of my skin, it entitles me to have decent conversations with whomever I choose.
I love being white, holy shit. I can choose to be mediocre and blend into the shitty normal society or stand out if just for a second.
I love being white because I can be accepted almost anywhere I want.
White Pride World Wide. There is nothing wrong with loving your race. However, the moment you put other ones down, you are holding back society at large.

I'm sittin here enjoying an iced coffee listening to the dulcet tones of Dean Martin, pallie

>integrity
i mean if youre from Europe then i can see this but if youre american that can i ask what integrity

I can walk into an Asian owned store and browse as long as I want

It's not uncommon for half Asians to inherit light eyes

Chicken shouldn't be seasoned prior to cooking. Salt and pepper is all you need.

My dad didn't disappeared.

light pepper, user
light/medium salt, make sure to get both sides

what do you mean? what's wrong with my hand

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What's the point in shilling that hard? All it does is hurt your cause, I can say Arabs finger their dickholes all day and all it would do is piss off Arabs and make people wonder why someone was saying such weird shit

nigger detected

>get some more real life experience

>inb4 typical degenerate black response

I'm black, but you're a nigger.

I put whisky in my morning coffee

>nigger detected
This is why I like being white.

after sex i've said goodjob, and teamwork! followed by a high five, a few times

glory to arstotzka

Daily reminder that your threads are always shut down after the first reply. Nice try, Goldberg.

Kek. You people find the ONE mixed Asian who is a mentally ill virgin murderer, while there are COUNTLESS known white people who are the same.

this is why i like being smart

any nigger can blame their problems on someone else, a real nigga owns his life and builds from the bottom. That's America. This country is the best.