Hey Sup Forums, what is your worst public toilet experience?

Hey Sup Forums, what is your worst public toilet experience?

>EDC Las Vegas this summer
>Night 3
>Walking out of the speedway there's a large building full of toilets and stalls
>Enter building
>Every fucking toilet is filled to the brim with either Piss, Shit, Blood, Vomit, or toilet paper
>Most are some awful concoction of every gross bodily fluids you could imagine!
>Quickly try to leave without throwing up or falling into the filth.
>Go back to hotel and take a shit

Fucking druggies.

the ones that I make on purpose because I'm still immature as fuck in my early 30's

I was at the huge rock festival that lasted for 3 days. There was over 100k ppl, and there were only 10 little toi toi toilettes. On day three I decided I had to finally take a shit. I entered the cabin, and what I saw there, was literally 1,5 feet pile of shit, bloody tampoons and puke stivking out of the hole where you'd normally shit into. Piss everywhere, and the smell that could fuckin kill a horse

>worked at Dollar Tree
>public restroom
>someone rubbed shit all over the seat
>on the walls
>on the floor
>shit covered paper stuck to the wall
>in the trash
>shit on the sink
>they pissed in the floor drain
>then it was left to sit
>over the holiday
>and not one of the poor fucks I worked with would touch it
>I went to clean it
>the smell of shit and piss mixed with dollar bleach
>vomited on the floor
>went home and told them my two weeks is in

If you're ever given the opportunity to work for Dollar Tree. Don't do it. Kill yourself first.

Damn, seems like it'd be pretty chill.

I work at a grocery store, and a lot of the time they have me on cleaning duty. That means bathrooms and trash. Bathrooms are fucking gross.

One day there was a neat little semi-solid puddle of shit in front of the urinal after a kid walked out with his mom. I can only assume from the forensic evidence that he, like a kid, pulled his pants all the way down to use the urinal, and when he tried to pee, shit as well. All that shit fell right on the floor, and I got the privilege of cleaning it up.

I only make $9 an hour as well. Poop is gross, and I'm starting to doubt if it's worth my pay.

The spicks and niggers made that place a minimum wage hell

Props to you for cleaning it though. You're an unsung hero.

>Be me
>16
>in highschool
>go to restroom
>first toilet has that plastic bag on it.
>look at second
>mfw
>shit castle is clogging it
>wtf there's no toilet paper
>check and there's toiletpaper
>mfw someone is walking around with shit ass just cause
>no where to go
>fuck it
>pull out my sick razor phone
>flip that bitch open
>call my dad and tell him what happened as it happens
>go home
>play halo 3

>>At the airport waiting for my flight.
>>Go to take a shit to kill time
>>In my business when stall next to me it's occupied.
>>Everything normal until...
>>A diaper fell on the ground. The diaper was open (you know it was not wrapped with those tiny tabs on the side)
>>Mfw there isn't a baby on the stall
>>Dude reaches for the diaper.
>>Wtf.jpg
>>Diaper dude quickly leaves stall
>>Why did that adult had a dirty diaper? Fap maybe?
Fucking airports user...

My glorious trips confirm it's true.

>At layover, have a little time, go into very busy 4-stall toilet, sit down second from far end, the only one open.

Wall on my left looking to the stall on the wall is about 1 1/2 inches away from the back wall, that's a hell of a gap. Rythmic motion.

It's a guy jerking off.

Realize this guy is deliberately jerking off because he is an exhibitionist. (The gap is way too large to not be obvious. Also, that stall's back wall is about a foot forward of mine's back wall because of who knows what behind the wall. So that gap is right about where my stall's person's head would be.)

Get angry this perv is there.

...

Bigass LARP event

Went to a porta-potty and pissed, was fucking soaked inside with a pool of yellow on the ground with the fucking toilet paper all wadded up on the floor, went to a second, same, a third same, and a fucking fourth.
>They never caught me

> Polish festival
> Toi toi toilets in burning sun
> Standing in que
> Door opens
> Literally heap of 30cm of shit coming from the seat

Shit literally everywhere.
Spent the entire festival paying money for showers because polish people did not shit there and washed themselves at public sinks

>taking a shit at work
>guy bursts into the bathroom, runs into the stall next to me, slams the door shut
>before he can even get his ass on the seat, shit explodes
>making all sorts of grunting noises
>ungodly smell creeps into the stall. dry heave
>faggot starts playing youtube videos on his phone
>trying to keep from throwing up in my pants around my legs
>after 5 minutes, wipes, gets up, walks out the door without flushing

good thing i saw that nigger's shoes. i know who the dirty fuck is now.

>Wifes 9 year old daughter has encopresis
>Literally shits all over the seat somehow whenever she goes to the toilet
>never ever cleans up after herself
>If i tell her off for it wife acts like im the one in the wrong because "she cant help it"

How did i end up with this life?

Was it an adult diaper? Or a baby diaper?

>woke up at 3am
>saw roommate
>roommate was shitting and it stunk like ass
>really smelled rotten, like somebody washed their balls for the first time in 5 years
>told him DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING IN WITH YOUR SHIT? IT FUCKING STINKS.
>he says: Oi cunt, well im just havin a shit, LET ME CUNT
>hes australian
>he says i cant flush it
>it smells bad
>he grabs toilet paper and grabs his shit with it
>throws it in the bin
>mfw

> Needed a piss, hate public toilets.
> Risked a Starbucks, one of those unisex/disabled/baby change rooms.
> Lock door, turn around.
> Shitter is clean but diaper bin is open and 15-20 untaped, unrolled dirty diapers are spread neatly over the floor around it, shit-side up.
> Took a piss, left quickly as possible.
> Someone waiting outside when I left, probably thought I did the diaper display.

To this day, no idea why someone would do that.

Don't Need to tell. All public emergency visits are worse. And hell, and unhealthy.

If the smell dosen't throw you off. Finding the one clean throne will, cause it is never clean. I hate public, unmonitored toilets. Sure the monitored ones with the Toiletguy or woman can be fucked up as well,but at least they clean.

>High School
>Completed the state exams needed to graduate and forgot that I didn't have to be there
>Decide to hide out in a bathroom stall until lunch then sneak back home cuz if they saw me walking around they'd force me to stay until dismissal
>All of a sudden somebody bursts into the bathroom into the stall right next to mine
>He shouts "god dammit!"
>He fucking spews fury out of his ass at what sounds like mach 5 speeds
>A good 15 seconds of just "FSSSHSSHBBHBHBHBGHBHBHBGHBH"
>The smell is absolutely horrid but I didn't want to make any sounds because it was probably a staff member
>Plug my nose with my thumb and finger and cover my mouth with the rest of my hand
>I tried so fucking hard not to laugh
>This is the one of the very few times I ever succeeded in trying not to laugh because fuck having to stay there with nothing to do.
>He leaves the bathroom so I decide to take a look at ground zero
>Somehow the fucking stall walls and floor were coated in poo poo pasta but the seat was unscathed
>Leave the bathroom when the lunch bell rings
>Get on the drinking fountain to look inconspicuous
>A few dudes walk into the bathroom
>mfw I hear their disgust

I have seen quite a lot of horrifying toilets because i work as a maintenance plumber.
I have many stories from peoples homes but let's keep with the topic.

>Be me.
>Get call from my boss
>user there is clogged urinal at the local pub.
>Oh shit.jpeg
>When i get to the pub the staff hastily greet me and guide me to the toilet.
>First thing when i got into the toilet i see shit and piss everywhere.
>Shit and piss was coming out of the drains on the floor.
>"there is clogged urinal"
>I get back to my van and get my rubber boots.
>After walking through the shit i get to the drain with pipe cleaner machine
>had to scoop the shit out of the drain with a rubber glove.
>Start to open the clog
>Shit is getting on the walls cause the metal rope is rolling in it.
>Many people come to the toilet door but none come any closer
>Finally i get something stuck on the cleaner.
>Pull out two tampons.
>After i´m done there was shit on the walls, the toilet seats and huge puddle on the floor.
>Go talk to the staff and tell them to get a cleaning company to clean the shit.
>They ask me to do it
>I tell them it requires deep cleaning because of the shit.
>They threaten to call my boss if i don't do it.
>Go back my van and get some cleaning equipment.
>Clean the shit off the toilet for about 2 hours.
>Some drunk guy comes into the stall i'm cleaning.
>Hey plumber don't mind me i´m just gonna take piss in here.
>He starts pissing over my shoulder.
>WHAT THE SERIOUS FUCK MATE.
>What i´m just pissing here why are you angry?
>Have to seriously hold my self back to not punch him.
>Tell him to fuck off to the urinal now that it's free
>He goes and finishes pissing at the urinal.
>Tells me to have a nice day and i flip him off but he didn't see it.
>Go talk to the staff tell them that it´s cleaned now.


So yeah that is my worst experience in public toilets

I worked in a grocery store as a teen and bathroom duty was the worse. We had mentally challenged adults come in on a bus once a week and those were the most awful days to clean.

>own house toilet
>hear strange grunting sounds
>see 13 year old son exit the toilet
>hes crying
>wtf you little faggot
>goes into his room and cries audibly
>decide to check toilet
>smells like somebody vomited rotten cabbage, ate it and shat it out
>toilet lid up
>gag from smell
>look inside
>literal monster turd
>at least 10 inches tall and at least 3 inches wide
>no wonder he was crying
>try to flush it
>no luck
>go and bang on little wimps door
>tell him to go clean up his shit
>he's in even more tears
>make him clean it up
>feel alpha

seriously, what the fuck? ever since he hit puberty, he shits out these massive logs that he doesn't flush down. is he a fucking junkie? heard that heroin addicts get constipated badly

is you son named Andy?

>be me, about two month's ago in brazil
>go to local students party because why the hell not
>enter the building, not so much going on
>gotta check for points of interest just in case
>find the toilet room
>security guy looks me in the eyes
>ok whatever, see piss gutter (or whatever the real name of that is) which is typical for clubs
>see one toilet stall
>guarded by that security guy
>no door
>no toilet seat
>security guy stands literally 50 cm in front of toilet
>whoever enters the toilet room looks the poor fellow who's forced to use the shitter right in the face
I'll make a wild guess that too many of them ended up fucking on the toilet so they just banned privacy.

>2 years ago at a resort for Thanksgiving
>have to take a shit really bad
>hanging out in a room near lobby and room is too far away to make it
>go in to public bathroom near lobby
>only one stall to shit in, thankfully unoccupied
>take a nice big shit, a little bit messy
>wipe ass real good, decent amount of toilet paper and shit in the bowl
>flush toilet, immediately realize water pressure is horrible and the toilet ain't gonna handle my dump
>As ware level rises, so does my anxiety
>here it comes, up an over
>I'm trying to stop it by holding the handle down, it ain't workin
>getting nervous someone will walk in
>run out of stall and see closet, figure maybe it has a plunger and i can fix the problem
>door to closet is locked of course
>my dirty shit water is now creeping farther and farther out
>realize no way I can stem the tide and decide to make a run for it
>fling open door, nobody really close by, walk out like everything is cool
>go back to game room and sit down with wife, she asks me why I'm laughing
>tell her what happened she starts laughing too
>gotta hold it in so nobody knows it was me
>start to feel bad, consider telling front desk there is a problem with the toilet without saying I did it
>can see the entrance to bathroom from where I am sitting, wait for someone to go in
>little kid goes in, does his business and comes out like nothing is wrong
>somebody else goes in and comes running out to tell front desk there is a problem
>some poor teenager who works at the place is tasked with cleaning up my shit water, which has now come al the way out of the bathroom and contaminated the carpet in the hallway
>laughing so hard, we have to leave and go back to room
>going back there in two days, hope to make history repeat its self

It was a baby diaper.
Dude had a dirty baby diaper.
I've heard about diaper fetish but this was way too much.
Any idea why he had a baby diaper?

Definitely a fetish thing. Probably jacking with it. Was it poopy? If so that’s next-level.

Rockfest?

No. But he clogs the shitter all the time

Diaper Hunter, it's obvious user

Someone looking for used baby diapers? The majority seemed to be messy. Pretty fucked up.

Didn't make it

I bet you're some gross lard ass over 300lbs. That's why you and your shitty wife thought it was funny to wait for someone else to find your disgusting shit
>Checked

not him, but, wisconsin bro?

>be me
>2 years ago go to festifal in meme country
>need to take a shit
>open the door see the toilet clogged with a mix of urine and shit.
>nearly vomit by the smell alone
> decided to never go to public toilets from that day on people are fucking animals.

>be me 16yo
>big metal festival, playing motley crue
>feel sick but fuck off, motley crue!
>go to the festival "gods of metal"
>tommy lee is playing the fucking best drum solo ever
>feel gulugulu in stomach
>RUN toilet
>1one full of shit
>2 junkie doing heroin
>3 full of vomit
>4 see a girl finishing her job and give me a clean toilet
>i go in
>shit allover the floor
>go back party
>shit liters of dhiarrea on the floor

nah man, I'm 6'3 220, average build
wife is ok too, not a fatty by any means
felt bad man, but what could I do?
too embarassed to tell staff, somebody was gonna have to clean it up anyways

>be me at university
>feel the urge to take a massive shit during the lesson
>run like a madman to the toilet
>proceed to make a nest of toilet paper and place it over the water to avoid sprinkles of water
>give birth to a tremor made of shit
>the piece of shit fall down and break the paper hitting the water at mach 2
>receive a bidet with the water in the toilet
>start crying disgusted for what happened
>I have HIV now
>ass completely clean

Indian himalayas
Outhouse built by shepards
Decades old
Never cleaned out
Went in there and took a furious shit
"Door" is a plastic sheet
People have wiped their ass with the door
Shit on the bits you are meant to put your feet on, the wall, below me etc...

Nah montreal mate

Do you get paid enough to deal with this shit (and piss) ?

It was mostly wet, but there was some poop.
I can say because the diaper fell less than a feet from my shoe. A wet, poopy unrolled diaper so close to my shoe I automatically moved my shoe away from it.
I don't think he was jacking because I was already there when he came in. But maybe that was his plan.
Sickest part is, he just picked it up like it was not a big deal.

Most but not all I guess.
If you're into scat and slightly a pedo I guess dirty diapers is a go.

>15 years old
>last day of school before 6 week summer holidays
>last lesson,science, sitting next to goofy friend
>teacher is talking to class about a homework assignment hes giving
>air suddenly filled with the stench of sulfur everyone notices but no one owns up to it
>go on with lesson, roughly ten minutes from the end of class it happens again
>look over at friend, hes sweating bullets
>suddenly he shouts "gotta go!" and bolts from the classroom, leaving his bag and books behind.
>lesson ends and me and the rest of my group decide to go and find him
>check all the boys toilets, no where to be found
>remember that our science class is right near the hardly ever used disabled bog
>we all burst through the door, hes standing in the middle of the room with his trousers and pants off, shirt still on, crying.
>the bottom half of white school shirt is completely stained brown with watery shit, lower half of body completely covered.
>all burst out laughing
>he panics when he sees us, grabs his completyely soiled trousers off the floor and puts them on, then runs out.
>its the end of school and the last day before summer, kids are all walking home, and taking their time about it because no homework to do that night and stuff.
>he actually walks all the way home, through crowds of his school mates whilst totally caked in his own shit, people are pointing and laughing at him the whole way.

Saw him again for the first time in like 20 years a few months ago, conversation turned to embarassing things that happened in school, i bring it up thinking hed find it funny now. He turned white as a sheet and told us all that he had to go to therapy that summer because he was traumatised by it, and only didnt switch schools for the new term because his parents wouldnt let him. He left soon after, havent seen him on fb or anything since.

Damn. I had a similar experience that was possibly related. See

Yes. In my country plumbers are paid well

That's why I remembered my story user, can't imagine the small of nappies all over the floor. But think about it. The user who did that actually took the time to take them out, unrolled and put them on the floor. Was he looking for something? Didn't the user left a message?
The diapers user, what do they mean?

They mean a horny shit-obsessed pedo was in that bathroom just before me.

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