The most and least alpha and beta members of a given group

The most and least alpha and beta members of a given group

I'll start with mine

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the virgin brian
>daydreams instead of actually acting on things
>writes songs about how lonely he is
>the first ever virgin beta
>hangs out with animals too much
>breaks formulas because he's too weak to follow even his own rules
>was always a chubby guy
>now looks like a sad old man
>fantasizes about marriage
the chad mike
>all walk, no talk
>gets so much pussy he needs to make music to keep track of it all
>the first ever chad alpha
>has standards, would not touch a farm animal
>has a musical code he follows
>10/10 physique in his early life
>still in good shape, still a handsome man
>fantasizes about success

>the first ever chad alpha
Then why is it called a "chad" and not a "mike?"

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>multiinstrumentalist

Its an acronym
Can
He
Act
Dominant

>If I played guitar I'd be Jimmy Page
>The girlies I like are underage

Mike D is clearly /ourguy/

He is mang

seeing as how hes a virgin yes

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Someone should do The Virgin Panda Bear and The Chad Deakin

This is actually motivational

kek

came here for this

post the template

Anybody want to complete this for me? I couldn't think of who to pair Iggy with.

bowie

Put Joey Ramone
>tall and lanky
>claims to be punk, never did crazy shit
>jeans + t shirt
>no solo albums, needs a band at all times

But when Cornell died he tried to say that he immediately regretted talking shit about him, even though he went on to make that april fools joke about him.

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kek

(((Horvovitz)))

When is someone going to make "the virgin Joy Division vs the Chad New Order"

i dont think you understand this meme, or whoever made this did not.
Stop ruining our meme newfag music fags

How about you go eat a dick

shut up cunt

>Only death of opposing party will make him pause

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Spculation based on what I've read ahead.

Reznor and Cornell are a long complicated story. Interscope and Soundgarden's label got into a dick measuring competition by releasing TDS and Superunknown on the same day and tried to pit them against each other. It sort of worked, but it was just a friendly rivalry. but both parties seemed to resent the other for stealing the limelight from each other.

Eventually Chris signed onto Interscope as Trent was anxious to leave it seen the writing on the wall. When what Jimmy tried to do to Trent happened to Chris Cornell, he was clearly bothered by it.

Ultimately they made up after the April Fools frank by being big men with Reznor offering an apology and Chris accepting it, with the two of them sealing it with a tour together.

The only reason it got brought up because the two of them left it in the pats and when Chris died, people assumed Trent was a bit player because cyberbullying. Reznor had to go on record and it was blown up bigger than it should have been.

Nigga they're all Jewish, did you not know that until now? They're from fucking Brooklyn!

Poor Brian.

I miss MCA.

we all do brother. He was the soul of the Beastie Boys