OFFICIAL METS VS PHILLIES GAMETHREAD

Winner leads the NLE edition

Lineups:

>mest
1. Jose Reyes (S) 3B
2. Asdrubal Cabrera (S) SS
3. Yoenis Cespedes (R) LF
4. Jay Bruce (L) RF
5. Curtis Granderson (L) CF
6. Neil Walker (S) 2B
7. Lucas Duda (L) 1B
8. Travis d'Arnaud (R) C
9. Jacob deGrom (L) P

>lillies
1. Cesar Hernandez (S) 2B
2. Howie Kendrick (R) LF
3. Odubel Herrera (L) CF
4. Maikel Franco (R) 3B
5. Michael Saunders (L) RF
6. Cameron Rupp (R) C
7. Brock Stassi (L) 1B
8. Freddy Galvis (S) SS
9. Jerad Eickhoff (R) P

Time for the rapening: Part 2

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Lmaoing @ this god-awful thread

Go kick rocks, Mets-nerds you fucking zilches

you shut your whore mouth.

also, whats up fuckers, let's get ready to kick some ass.

SO glad to be back on SNY

*gets 3 hits of debust*

1 up, 1 Down

>reyes

Based ass dribble

Mets are a fucking joke like you are the sweaty dead skin excrement in between the nuts and the asshole remains of the dodgers and giants you are a fake fucking loser team and will move again fuck you

BASED assdribble

Can I watch with you guys? There aren't any other games I'm interested in for an hour.

>cespebitch

that really is a very nice curveball

Jay 'literally barry bonds' Bruce

Only if you stay away from Trout

>walking hernandez

made me think

just made some nathans hot dogs, fuck yes. what'd i miss?

>reyes

ODUBLEL

>reyes

send that fucker home

hahaha fuck our fielding is so shitty

>all these almost outs

little league defense

Saunders there's that 'power' we were told about

fffs. walked in a run. c'mon degrom you're better than this shit.

I thought DeGrom was supposed to be good?

>mest

>MEST

hmm

probably the best outcome for that inning

OKAY BROCK, BACK TO AAA

For what purpose are Reyes or Granderson starting

terry hates conforto and flores

>tfw conforto hits .347 against eickhoff

because mlb still wants to sell their stock of Reyes #7 jerseys. i duno bout grandy.

>neil WALKer

Glad we walked walker, dude has a phenomenal swing

Granderson is clearly in decline but he's still likely to be a 2 winish player, as for Reyes there isn't a better option for 3rd base

i always forget how much i hate d'arnaud

well there is one option for 3rd:

step 1: build time machine
step 2: travel to 2005 and get d.wright
step 3: bring him to 2017
step 4: ??????
step 5: PROFIT

Start Rivera or Flores at 3rd. Sure they aren't much better defensively, but at the very least you'll have a better bat.

Rivera definitely not, he did good in a tiny sample size but that without a doubt wouldn't last.

While Reyes is slumping right now Flores is both a worse bat and defender

>reyes

1/25 for fucks sake.

>batting .040

they ran flores on 3rd the other night, he was alright but i can't see him being permanent.

Come on Kendrick, keep that .450 average up.

>Have Rivera wasting on the bench despite showing he's season ready from the WBC

Terry's brain needs to be studied for medical science.

When did Bruce become an elite outfielder?

DeGrom is a mess

april 3rd

that's a nice birthday present
thanks bruce

This long hair shit with the pitchers is gay as fuck

Yeah, it was funny in 2015 but degrom, syndergaard, and gsellman need fucking haircuts

You're gay as fuck. Who comments on a man's hairstyle? Faggot hair dressers that's who.

fuck you. can't spell metal without met. mets fans are rockers, asians, and jews. yankees fans are normies, guidos, and retards.

t. long hair heavy metal mets fan.

Holy shit Bruce is doing it.

BOOOOOOORUUUUUUCCCCCCEEEEEEE strikes again

thanks be to bruce

BBRUCE!

jay "mike trout" bruce

I swear this guy hates Philadelphia with a passion

>Yankees fans
>Not mentioning Dominicans and Puerto Ricans

Guido mets fans reporting in

BRUUUUUUUUCE

yes that's true. los mets. we do have most of the spanish baseball fans.

I was saying booruce

Genuinely wondering if you're memeing, Mexicans like the Mets, Dominicans and Puerto Rican's are usually yankee fans

I feel like the Mets fans are the Mexicans and central Americans and the Yankees fans are the Dominicans and Puerto Ricans

he's just categorically grouping anyone who speaks spanish as a first language into one group

is manhattan yankee or mets turf? Im guessing yanks.
ill guess
bronx > yanks
queens >mets
the islands> mets
metro area > yanks
am i close?

manhattan is whichever team is doing better at the moment

pretty much. the bandwagon that flip flops is like 40% of all fans in NYC because there are so many transplants

I don't think it's racially based at all. I thought it was more like, Yankee fans are the default in most places around NYC; BX, Manhattan (front runners, girls)

Met fans are either from Queens, Brooklyn, LI, or they understand rooting for the yankees is lame af. why root for the team that's supposed to win every year?

Yes, and with regard to the city you can only really gauge Washington heights and Harlem which is mostly yankee fans, I'd have to imagine it's close in Brooklyn but prolly more mets

Manhattan is very mixed and is also filled with people who just moved to the city and bandwagoned whoever was doing better at the time. Westchester and LI are also pretty mixed I would say Westchester leans Yankees and LI Mets.

Phils are leaving too many runners on base.

It's only a matter of time before the Mets offense comes to life.

>not racial
>just about every Puerto Rican is a yankee fan
>every Jew is a Mets fan

we comin for that bullpen f@m

We shoulda got like 5 runs in the first inning. Stassi sux

>White women

>Bruce has 3 HRs and 4 RBIs

Mets offense in a nutshell

i was making the point that out of the teams we have here, to have long haired guys is more fitting for mets as the fan base tends to be more alternative generally.

as for the spanish breakdown, thats complicated, it comes down to the area. whatever, who cares.

>It's only a matter of time before the Mets offense comes to life.
as long as this game doesn't go until june you should be okay

>Every Jew is a Mets fan

Patently false, the Bronx used to be super Jewish there's plenty of Jewish Yankee fans

Manhattan is filled mostly with people who don't give a shit about anything except liberal politics and bad fashion, much less baseball

kek @ his wife. she's a qt tho

>tda

As long as the phils don't use Gomez they're fine

are asians really mets fans? I thought they were obsessed with high quality status symbols ?

only in riverdale.

>you will never have a wife that loves and supports you as much as jerad eickhoff

t. never been above 96th St.

Could be worse. Could be the Jints bullpen.

Most the Asians in the city are in Flushing, which is where the Mets play

Theres plenty of Brooklyn Jew Yankee fans

How much you think we can get for Neris at the deadline?

Yes mets absolutely dominate in asians, Jews, Mexicans, and generally anyone who isn't an Italian, Puerto Rican, or Dominican

queens has the highest asian population out of all of the boroughs (highest area is astoria if i remember correctly). and queens is mets home turf, so it tends to run that way. so per capita, out of the asians who are baseball fans, the majority of them tend to be mets fans.

You're a dumbass. I live in Harlem and there's plenty of baseball fans here, i see yankees caps on every corner and its mostly baseball/basketball territory.

and btw don't ask - it's cheaper