Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Emma Watson standing there in her bikini like this
How do you react to this strange situation?

Determine if she's DTF. If not see if I can assist her in anyway. Before she leaves ask he for photo with her. After she's going check my security cameras to see how the fuck she got in.

I'd probably just be really confused and surprised and ask her what she was doing there.

Show her my wand.

Wood, 6 3/4 inches, surprisingly stiff.

Probably freak out, thinking this wasn't really Emma Watson, but some kind of weird alien trap or something.

I say "Hello, who is the hottie taking your pictures"?
>fuck that goddess the ugly actress drug into my bedroom

Rape...

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIES GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cuff her to my bed and slowly begin feeding her a bowl of eggs

Make her leave because if you seen the nudes they're not good at all
Like Battlefront II

Make her eat a bowl of eggs.

Immediately begin an interpretive dance performance based on the subject of Neo-Feminism.

>call police
>tell them theres a half naked feminist in my house
>give statement
>watch out window as cops escort her off the property and into the squad car
>fap imagining what it would have been like banging her in the ass
>cry myself to sleep

eggs

She looks average nothing special

Begone THOT.

I would call the cops

exactly. but because a retarded set of movies came out like a decade ago, those formerly pre-pubescent boys still think shes hot when shes actually meh. i get it, i had a hot girl i lusted over when i was 10 too, but she was like a woman & not a kid.
heres my girly poster i had as a kid

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Would still cum inside her without makeup, she's naturally beautiful

Ask if she needs some Vagisil for her Quidditch.

Slip her some shoes to cover her ogre feet

Ask her to testify against Harvey Weinstein.

I get this reference hahahaha

unzips penis

Lick her from head to toe.

i got some of this collection

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Bath videos too!

send link?

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i make lick on the bobs

this is all i have

You should respect our queen

Extort her for money with the threat of charges and bad press for breaking into my house.

i tell her to fuck off because she's an ugly feminist and i have higher standards...

There are literally loads.

Spectacular Emma! :D

fake & gay.
well, not gay.
but fake.

What if she didn't break in? What if the power of feminism teleported her directly into your bedroom?

underrated.
kekd.

Proceed to lecture her on the importance of having such pretty feet and high arches unlike other celebrities e.g. Lindsey Lohan,

There's still going to be no way for her to prove that and it's going to look like she broke in, so it works either way.

The only correct response here.

Turn 360° and walk away

>turn 360º
>walk away
>give her a bowl of eggs

360 degrees makes a circle fuck head

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she's not that bad. looks like a basic college girl on any decent campus. except with money (the hair, skin, presumably clothes, etc).

ie she pretty af, but goddamn the worship for her is so overdone

Her tits are the paid content but the paid content is disabled

>the worship for her is so overdone
Anons on Sup Forums don't really worship her.
It is 11yo. Hermione that Sup Forums worships.
They look at her & see th 11yo in their minds.