The cubs fly the World Series banner and have a jolly good time while Clayton Kershaw mulls should he continue to get paid a metric fuck ton in LA, or go to team that will actually get him a ring.
Rain delay happening and it's just God crying that the Who won a game at Big, Red Downward Arrow before the Cubs returned home robbing them of being the first Chicago team to win in Chicago. Also, because the game is broadcast on E!SPN.
Game now slated to start at 7:45pm.
Chicago Cubs linup 1. Kyle Schwarber (L) LF 2. Kris Bryant (R) 3B 3. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B 4. Ben Zobrist (S) RF 5. Addison Russell (R) SS 6. Willson Contreras (R) C 7. Jason Heyward (L) CF 8. Javier Baez (R) 2B 9. Jon Lester (L) P
Dodgers lineup 1. Logan Forsythe (R) 2B 2. Corey Seager (L) SS 3. Justin Turner (R) 3B 4. Franklin Gutierrez (R) LF 5. Yasiel Puig (R) RF 6. Adrian Gonzalez (L) 1B 7. Yasmani Grandal (S) C 8. Joc Pederson (L) CF 9. Alex Wood (R) P
Isaac Young
i really want to suck some cock
Wyatt Lewis
no one's stopping you faggot
Jacob Gutierrez
how many gas stations do I have to click
Andrew Howard
When will the Cubs become an elite franchise like the Cardinals, Yankees, Dodgers, and Phillies
James Brooks
>elite franchise >Phillies
Nicholas Johnson
Time of a MOON SHOT
Luke Peterson
>B in calculus
tfw doing my calc 3 hw right now but im a 25 year old whos stuck in CC with life going no where
David Watson
Hey man you're trying at least. Don't get down on yourself.
Owen Cox
>tfw took calc 14 years ago and got an A >tfw Kris Bryant was only 11 years old then
Christian Morales
I fucking love whores
Christopher Wright
>tfw took calc when Bryant was 1yo
Lincoln Smith
can we ban players from tilting their caps sideways?
Lucas Sanchez
no
Noah Watson
ESPN's bullpen audio has been stupendous
Xavier Ortiz
>home opener for a team that just won its first WS in 108 years >weather delay, fine
>BUT ALL THOSE FUCKING EMPTY SEATS THO
> W H A T > T H E > F U C K
Eli Turner
>I never took calculus at all God bless deferments.
>BANG >BANG >BANG
Wyatt Morgan
yeah, I keep thinking those pitch sounds are gunshots
Noah King
>90% of scrub fans gone on muh once in a lifetime night
Truly the most pathetic bandwagon meme fanbase ever
Dominic Myers
>calculus scrubs Studying graph theory now.. kill your selfffs
Hudson James
What happened to our other Japanese player? Is he back in the minors?
Chase Foster
nice job old man
Lincoln Johnson
that's a tripping motion
Carter White
chutley hustle
Leo Lewis
HAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED CUSBS
Levi Fisher
muh >Russell is good maymay
sure, ok
Oliver Ward
>Only tie the game. >Now the cubs get to win on a walk off. Do you even keikaku?
Tyler Carter
UTLEY
Michael Lee
>bustell
Jace Wood
What should I get from taco bell lads
William Phillips
Can't go wrong with a Five Dollar Box bro.
Gabriel Carter
i don't know i've never been to that shithole
Aaron Mitchell
>rich wagoners buy all the tickets for once in a century opening night >leave by the 8th inning
Sickening
Daniel Parker
its literally only good if your high.
Brody Cook
Hll yeah tolsey
David Bell
haven't smoked in like 8 years so my taco bell window has closed it seems
Bentley Gonzalez
was ok when it was cheap, now it's as $ as real food
Isaiah Long
Romo is disgusting why is he always licking his hand
Andrew Ramirez
>graph theory
is that discrete math? i have to take that class soon
Isaac Jackson
Dont smoke but heard from people that do that it tastes better when you do. Honestly its just garbage for the most part
this
Mason Scott
12am in shitcago 10pm in LA
Jack Green
If it keeps him pitching lights out, I don't care what he licks.
Isaiah Ramirez
The real winners are the NEETs
James Russell
yeah. Im still an underclassman though so am just reading some of the books on my off time. Have yet to take abstract algebra but will read it over the summer. graph theory is pretty fun though
Eli Perry
is it just me or do cub fans always cheer routine pop ups like it's gonna be a home run? why??
Austin Collins
Because they are not good fans and their only shtick of being the lovable losers is now gone.
Kayden Adams
wrigley is a shoebox
Elijah Morgan
You sound pathetic
Chase Robinson
because they're bandwagonners who think everything is out of the park
Logan Howard
because it's a hitter's ballpark and the majority of their lineup has the ability to knock it out every time they're at the plate
Joshua Murphy
HAHAHAHA
Alexander Thompson
Baez you fucking baboon
Christian Myers
Seems like Baez's strike zone has never been the same since the WS. It was even shitty in the WBC.
Isaiah Evans
Anybody else over Baez? He swings at anything
Samuel Turner
>abstract algebra yo that looks interesting
what are you majoring on my man? what do you want to do?
Jackson Morris
BASE HIT A S E
H I T
Isaac Moore
Wasn't he sent back down the minors a few years ago for that exact same problem?
Aiden Rodriguez
Fuck is this game ever going to end? Some people have work in the morning goddamnit
Levi Mitchell
>Not being NEET master race and free to stay up as long as you want
Austin Rodriguez
TRICKY
Ryder Thomas
Spaghetti as fuck
Jaxson Ramirez
>MVP >MVP >MVP >MVP
Nathan Richardson
Who /abouttopassout/ here
Matthew Clark
being this jealous
Hudson Peterson
math with physics minor. originally was physics but realized math is the shorter route to the degree and covers more ground in the practical world. Was thinking actuarial sciences or something along the lines of pursuing further education in physics or maths. (this is unrealistic as tenure in permanent tenures at teaching are hard to get) what baout you
Jeremiah Williams
...
Mason Evans
Cubs """"FANS"""" are absolutely pathetic
The stadium is almost completely empty.
This is on a day where they hung up their Championship banner.
(Not an LA fan btw)
Parker Harris
walkoff incoming
Christopher Butler
If by NEET you mean unemployed, then I'm fine where I'm at.
Tyler Wilson
Bryant walk off HR incoming
Cooper Carter
who cares what other people do? stop being autistic mah man
Andrew Perry
How did Wood pitch doyerbros?
Henry Smith
Its a Monday night and there was a 2 hour rain delay. I don't think you would have stayed if you had shit to do the next day, would you? This
Aaron Watson
there was a 2 hour rain delay dipshit. Game should have been cancelled
Gavin Torres
plastic fanbase this is not really even debatable. LA is a hardcore baseball town
Isaiah Butler
Was nearly clean thru 3 and the puke dropped a 3rd out foul ball, which led to a run, and another run in the 4th
Cooper Nelson
>acturial sciences damn hommie thats exactly what im aiming for
took a weekend class couple years ago that had you take surveys and it told you what career you might like. actuary was top of the list so here i am taking bunch of math classes lol. if that fails ill do accounting since i took a intro class of that and found it to be kinda cool.
Benjamin Anderson
>leaving Romo in oh boy
Blake Foster
>ubs
Eli Stewart
>this much cope
Landon Bell
great until he went off a cliff
Jose Davis
Romo on the redemption tour
Kayden Brown
aww shit
Oliver Torres
>romo
incoming walkoff
Cooper Howard
tfw jints fan but low key want Romo to do well
Adrian Martin
>two first names
Justin Adams
Good until a pair of errors ruined his game
Aiden Perez
>LA >Hardcore fans Nice try there lmao
Jeremiah Cruz
why the fuck isn't Kenley out there yet
Thomas Wood
And the winning run is in scoring position.
MVP!
MVP!
MVP!
Logan Powell
hold on to your butts
Joseph Edwards
thats a way better backup than mine, my backup is literally just actuarial sciences and i doubt if I dont have the discipline to do pure math that I'll have the discipline to pass the actuary eggsams. From what I hear they are brutal what math classesare you taking now
Leo Perez
Oh god here comes the Bryant-boomer prepare your anuses
Parker Long
fuck you faggot
it was 1 hour dumbass
who gives a shit if it's a monday, you bought tickets. stay and support your fucking gay ass team
i do think i would have stayed because i'm not some bandwagon pink hat wearing nigger bitch.
Owen Reed
>very best >Kenley
Angel Brooks
>being this autistic
Nathaniel Green
SO MAD LMAO
Ryan Murphy
bitch please you dont even leave your house you wouldnt have even made it to the park