LA dodgers @ Chicago Cubs

The cubs fly the World Series banner and have a jolly good time while Clayton Kershaw mulls should he continue to get paid a metric fuck ton in LA, or go to team that will actually get him a ring.

Rain delay happening and it's just God crying that the Who won a game at Big, Red Downward Arrow before the Cubs returned home robbing them of being the first Chicago team to win in Chicago. Also, because the game is broadcast on E!SPN.

Game now slated to start at 7:45pm.

Chicago Cubs linup
1. Kyle Schwarber (L) LF
2. Kris Bryant (R) 3B
3. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B
4. Ben Zobrist (S) RF
5. Addison Russell (R) SS
6. Willson Contreras (R) C
7. Jason Heyward (L) CF
8. Javier Baez (R) 2B
9. Jon Lester (L) P


Dodgers lineup
1. Logan Forsythe (R) 2B
2. Corey Seager (L) SS
3. Justin Turner (R) 3B
4. Franklin Gutierrez (R) LF
5. Yasiel Puig (R) RF
6. Adrian Gonzalez (L) 1B
7. Yasmani Grandal (S) C
8. Joc Pederson (L) CF
9. Alex Wood (R) P

i really want to suck some cock

no one's stopping you faggot

how many gas stations do I have to click

When will the Cubs become an elite franchise like the Cardinals, Yankees, Dodgers, and Phillies

>elite franchise
>Phillies

Time of a MOON SHOT

>B in calculus

tfw doing my calc 3 hw right now but im a 25 year old whos stuck in CC with life going no where

Hey man you're trying at least. Don't get down on yourself.

>tfw took calc 14 years ago and got an A
>tfw Kris Bryant was only 11 years old then

I fucking love whores

>tfw took calc when Bryant was 1yo

can we ban players from tilting their caps sideways?

no

ESPN's bullpen audio has been stupendous

>home opener for a team that just won its first WS in 108 years
>weather delay, fine

>BUT ALL THOSE FUCKING EMPTY SEATS THO

> W H A T
> T H E
> F U C K

>I never took calculus at all
God bless deferments.

>BANG
>BANG
>BANG

yeah, I keep thinking those pitch sounds are gunshots

>90% of scrub fans gone on muh once in a lifetime night

Truly the most pathetic bandwagon meme fanbase ever

>calculus scrubs
Studying graph theory now..
kill your selfffs

What happened to our other Japanese player? Is he back in the minors?

nice job old man

that's a tripping motion

chutley hustle

HAHAHAHAHA
GET FUCKED
CUSBS

muh
>Russell is good
maymay

sure, ok

>Only tie the game.
>Now the cubs get to win on a walk off.
Do you even keikaku?

UTLEY

>bustell

What should I get from taco bell lads

Can't go wrong with a Five Dollar Box bro.

i don't know i've never been to that shithole

>rich wagoners buy all the tickets for once in a century opening night
>leave by the 8th inning

Sickening

its literally only good if your high.

Hll yeah tolsey

haven't smoked in like 8 years so my taco bell window has closed it seems

was ok when it was cheap, now it's as $ as real food

Romo is disgusting why is he always licking his hand

>graph theory

is that discrete math? i have to take that class soon

Dont smoke but heard from people that do that it tastes better when you do. Honestly its just garbage for the most part

this

12am in shitcago
10pm in LA

If it keeps him pitching lights out, I don't care what he licks.

The real winners are the NEETs

yeah. Im still an underclassman though so am just reading some of the books on my off time. Have yet to take abstract algebra but will read it over the summer. graph theory is pretty fun though

is it just me or do cub fans always cheer routine pop ups like it's gonna be a home run? why??

Because they are not good fans and their only shtick of being the lovable losers is now gone.

wrigley is a shoebox

You sound pathetic

because they're bandwagonners who think everything is out of the park

because it's a hitter's ballpark and the majority of their lineup has the ability to knock it out every time they're at the plate

HAHAHAHA

Baez you fucking baboon

Seems like Baez's strike zone has never been the same since the WS. It was even shitty in the WBC.

Anybody else over Baez? He swings at anything

>abstract algebra
yo that looks interesting

what are you majoring on my man? what do you want to do?

BASE HIT
A
S
E

H
I
T

Wasn't he sent back down the minors a few years ago for that exact same problem?

Fuck is this game ever going to end?
Some people have work in the morning goddamnit

>Not being NEET master race and free to stay up as long as you want

TRICKY

Spaghetti as fuck

>MVP
>MVP
>MVP
>MVP

Who /abouttopassout/ here

being this jealous

math with physics minor. originally was physics but realized math is the shorter route to the degree and covers more ground in the practical world. Was thinking actuarial sciences or something along the lines of pursuing further education in physics or maths. (this is unrealistic as tenure in permanent tenures at teaching are hard to get)
what baout you

...

Cubs """"FANS"""" are absolutely pathetic

The stadium is almost completely empty.

This is on a day where they hung up their Championship banner.

(Not an LA fan btw)

walkoff incoming

If by NEET you mean unemployed, then I'm fine where I'm at.

Bryant walk off HR incoming

who cares what other people do? stop being autistic mah man

How did Wood pitch doyerbros?

Its a Monday night and there was a 2 hour rain delay.
I don't think you would have stayed if you had shit to do the next day, would you?
This

there was a 2 hour rain delay dipshit. Game should have been cancelled

plastic fanbase this is not really even debatable. LA is a hardcore baseball town

Was nearly clean thru 3 and the puke dropped a 3rd out foul ball, which led to a run, and another run in the 4th

>acturial sciences
damn hommie
thats exactly what im aiming for

took a weekend class couple years ago that had you take surveys and it told you what career you might like. actuary was top of the list so here i am taking bunch of math classes lol.
if that fails ill do accounting since i took a intro class of that and found it to be kinda cool.

>leaving Romo in
oh boy

>ubs

>this much cope

great until he went off a cliff

Romo on the redemption tour

aww shit

>romo

incoming walkoff

tfw jints fan but low key want Romo to do well

>two first names

Good until a pair of errors ruined his game

>LA
>Hardcore fans
Nice try there lmao

why the fuck isn't Kenley out there yet

And the winning run is in scoring position.

MVP!

MVP!

MVP!

hold on to your butts

thats a way better backup than mine, my backup is literally just actuarial sciences and i doubt if I dont have the discipline to do pure math that I'll have the discipline to pass the actuary eggsams. From what I hear they are brutal
what math classesare you taking now

Oh god here comes the Bryant-boomer prepare your anuses

fuck you faggot

it was 1 hour dumbass

who gives a shit if it's a monday, you bought tickets. stay and support your fucking gay ass team

i do think i would have stayed because i'm not some bandwagon pink hat wearing nigger bitch.

>very best
>Kenley

>being this autistic

SO MAD LMAO

bitch please you dont even leave your house you wouldnt have even made it to the park

bitch

Holy shit the edge

We ride or die now nights